Lin walked out of the bathroom clad in a towel, to find her two girls in her bedroom. "What are you two doing in here?" She asked, pulling out a fresh set of clothes from a draw.

"Dad told us to wait for you here." Lied a five-year-old Jinora.

"Right."

Lin slipped on her undergarments dropping the towel to put on her pants.

"Mum?"

"Yes Jinora?"

"When will I get boobs?" She asked, cheeks turning red.

Lin dropped her shirt, completely caught off guard by the question. She shook herself out of her stupor, "umm… when you're a teenager."

She bent down, picking up her shirt and putting it on.

She turned to see her three-year-old Ikki, to find her hopping on the spot, "what is your question Ikki?"

"Will I get muscles like yours one day? Is grandma Toph working today? Can I be a metal bender when I'm older?" Ikki asked in one breath.

Lin let out a giggle, "yes grandma Toph is working today. I'm sorry you won't be a metalbender but that's okay, because you're an airbender, which makes you even more special. And you will get muscles like mine, when you can beat me in a fight." She picked up both girls, playfully slamming them on the bed, squishing them under her weight, she proceeded to blow raspberries all over their bodies, eliciting joyous laughter out of them.

The two girls wiggled out from under her, tickling their mother's sides in retaliation. Lin rose her arms in defeat, "I give! I give!"

She got off the bed opening the door to her closet revealing her captain's uniform strange, could have sworn I left it on the right side of the closet. Without a second thought she bent on her armour.

She looked to her right, the clock on the nightstand displaying eight-thirty. "Crap! Kids we have to go." She picked them up off the bed and ran towards the dock, just in time to see it taking off. Not today. Using a pillar to catapult her into the air, she landed safely on the ferries deck. Both girls laughing in her arms from the short 'ride'. Walking over to an empty seat, she sat down placing her daughters on a knee each. Noticing she was still being watched by acolytes, she nodded her head in their direction, "laddies."

The boat docked, allowing for its' participants to disembark. She headed off to work with Ikki on her hip and Jinora holding her hand, she was still getting strange stares. She shook it off as she opened the doors to the station.


"Morning Captain." Said Toph from behind her desk.

"Chief."

"Okay formalities out of the way, kids get over here and hug your grandma." She pushed her chair away from her desk, enough to allow them to crawl into her lap. She turned to address Lin, "you ready to take up the mantle badgermole?"

"I've been ready for a long time. I'm amazed at your age you're still chief."

"You're playing a dangerous game captain. Besides I'm only sixty, I still have plenty of life in me, plenty of muscle to."

"Is that a threat?" A playful tone surfacing from Lin.

"No, an invitation. Get your ass over here and give me a hug." The two elder Bei Fongs embraced, Toph felt something slightly sticky on Lin's uniform, shrugging it off deciding that it's just a little polish. She released Lin, mindful of the two girls on her lap. "So what time is Tenzin picking up the brats?" Jinora and Ikki laughed at the face she pulled.

"In four hours, plenty of time to prepare for the days raid."

"Good, go prepare your squad, I'll watch these two."

"You're sure?" Lin said already walking out the door, happy to dump the kids with Toph.

The door slammed shut and out of nowhere Ikki and Jinora start laughing. Curious, Toph decided to ask them, "alright you two, what has you laughing so hard you're about to pass out?"

Jinora answered her grandmother, a traditional Bei Fong smirk playing on her lips, "we drew on mums uniform and she hasn't noticed."

This time Toph let out a laugh, "you are definitely your mothers kids. What made you decide to draw on your mother's uniform?"

"We heard you and mum talking about the time she drew on your uniform and that one day you would get payback, so Jinora said we should do this as a gift."

"Damn kid, you really need to breathe. So what did you draw?"

"Well-"


"Team A will enter from the front. From there, I want you to split off into teams of two and target different rooms. Team B, you will drop in from above and the-" Lin stopped her instructions, noticing the blank look on their faces and the snickering of others. "That's it! Lieutenant Song, please tell me why you are all struggling to pay attention!"

Lt. Song stood to attention, "Sir! You have a drawing on your back. Sir!"

Lin stretched an arm over her shoulder, to feel something sticky. She bent off her armour to find a crewed picture of her mother and the words 'Toph's bitch,' in red letters. She let out a growl, "Song, you have copies of my instructions, relay them to the other officers."

"Where are you going?"

"TO MURDER MY KIDS!"


Lin walked into her mother's office, not waiting for permission. "You two!" she picked up both girls' by the scruff of their shirts, as they ran past her. Pivoting on her heel she left. Her mother cackling could be heard in the background.

"Ow! Mum you're hurting us!" They both cried out in discomfort.

"Not enough!" She retorted. She bent open a jail cell, placing both girls on the floor. "You two are staying here until your father arrives, or until I can remove what ever this is!" She said holding up her metal chest and back plates in disapproval. She walked off. "How did they even know how to spell bitch?"


"Hello Lin," said Tenzin waltzing up to her desk. She let out a growl and not the playful kind, "where are the girls? And why are you in your tank top?"

"Jail." She dropped her uniform onto her desk to answer his second question.

"WHAT! How did they even know how to spell bitch?"

"I have no idea. You can collect them when you're ready, I gave the order to release them when you showed up. And now I have to go on a raid, with this on my back! I can't get it off, it's permanent!"

"Can't you get a new one?"

"No, Chief SUGAR QUEEN," she yelled loud enough for Toph to hear the insult, "over there ordered me to wear it all day."

"Then you're going to throw it out?"

"Why would I do that? I'm keeping it. Even I have a sense of humour and according to the girls it's I retirement gift for my mother."

"Captain we're ready." Stated Lt. Song.

"I have to go." She stood up bending on her uniform. "I'll see you tonight." And with that she pecked him on the lips.


"Good to see you're safe Lin. But it's one in the morning. Why are you so late?"

Lin got into bed with Tenzin, hovering over his face "well," she drawled out "mother dearest ordered me to take her out for drinks as a gift and then I got a whole load of shit from other cops, about my uniform which she ordered me to wear all night. And being in my angry state, I challenged her to a drinking contest."

"Yes I can… smell, that." Then he realised what Lin taking up a Bei Fong drinking challenge meant. "So does this mean kid number three?"

Lin answered with a kiss "lets try for two in one go."

Tenzin cocked an eyebrow at her suggestion. "I beat the old hag and it only took fifty shots in three hours."

"Okay, if you wanted to know, I figured out how they learnt to spell bitch."

"N.O."

He let out a giggle, "B.I.N.G.O."

WOOOOOOO. Well this was fun to write. Lin will always be Toph's bitch in my eyes. And is it sad to say I was as articulate as a three year old. I was worried how I perceived Ikki and Jinora in this given their age. So I'm just going to take a page from my mothers book and say 'tough titties.'

Oh and I'm writing another separate story that will be ten chapters(fingers crossed). PLEASE R&R.