I do not own Harry Potter nor the Marauders.
Sirius (Bold italics)
James (Regular underlined)
Remus (Italics)
Peter (Regular italics underlined)
Lily (Bold)
NO.
Umm.
Huh?
Just no.
No too?
It was Horrible.
Oh. What was?
It. Was. Horrible. How could anybody have fun?
Ooh you mean work?
Why was it so bad?
My boss is a dick and so are my co-workers.
Um.
I'm sorry?
Why're they dicks?
Because they found out something about me they didn't like and hate me for it.
Something?
Something.
Okaaaaaaaay.
Hmmm...Wanna hear a funny story?
Sure. Might make my day better.
Okay so no pressure at all?
All the pressure in the world.
Right.
Okay so remember how I mentioned James and Prongs? They're the same person. It just turns out he made a complete fool of himself today!
He was at the mall again (I made him go to get me more parts by guilt tripping him for ditching me last night, which he did) when he apparently thought he saw Lily. This girl he's been in love with since we were 11. So being the large ego man he his, prongs thought it'd be a great idea to try and impress her. BY DOING A CARTWHEEL. WHICH HE DID RIGHT INTO THE FOUNTAIN.
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
JUST
WHY.
Why what?
WHY would he do a fucking cartwheel to impress the girl he likes and WHY did he not look where he was going? And really? Since you were all 11?
He's done crazier things. And his glasses slid off, and yep. Since we were 11.
Oh and guess what.
IT WASN'T EVEN LILY
Oh my God...poor James...
No. Poor me! I had to listen to him rant on and on and on and on about it them=n rant at me because each time I would start laughing.
Oh of course, poor you.
Thank you.
Hmm
Hmm?
I'm trying to imagine a man cartwheeling into a fountain now. The image is quite hilarious.
I'll tell him you said so. :)
Go right ahead. I have no shame.
.
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Sorry about that.
Maybe I shouldn't have told Prongs. He's ranting again and I've only just escaped. Poor Wormtail.
It's fine.
What's wrong with...Wormtail...I am so glad these aren't your real names.
He came to the flat and now Prongs is telling him about everything and about how me and you reacted.
BTW, they could be our real names.
But I know they're not.
You even told me James, Jamey and Prongs were one in the same.
When did I say Jamey?
When you were drunk and texting me.
Oh.
Yes, oh.
...Shut up...
Moony?
Mooooony
Wait did you really leave? No! I didn't mean it!
Relax, my mom came home I had to help unload the car.
Oh. Okay
So...you live with your mum?
So you are young then!
Yes I live with her, and my dad. Why're you so obsessed with my age?
I'm bored. And how do I know ur not some old homicidal dude?
What homicidal old man is worried about meeting another homicidal old man?
Hmm...true.
Besides. I still don't wanna tell you.
Jerk.
Bitch.
Wha
Hey!
Wait you don't know Supernatural do you? It's a TV show where two brothers always call each other that. Jerk and Bitch.
Oh.
Well.
No I don't know it, but at least I know you weren't exactly calling me a bitch.
Sorry.
Nah it's fine.
I've been called worse.
Same
. . . .
?
I didn't know what to say so I put dots.
They're also called periods.
I know!
Did you really?
...Yes?
They look the same so it's sort of obvious now.
Wooooooow
Shush
Hmmm Food.
?
Mom's baking.
OOH what!
Chicken parmesan with fresh biscuits.
Yuuuuum
Now I'm hungry
Go eat
But Prongs is ranting in the kitchen.
I can hear him.
Still?
Yep.
Kick him out.
But that's? Mean?
It's your flat too isn't it?
It is.
Oh. It is!
Go get some food.
I am!
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.
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Did you get to eat?
Yeeeees
I'm guessing it was good?
James made us all his mum's famous pasta and scones!
Ooh it sounds yummy.
IT WAS
HIS MUM IS LIKE
AN AMAZING COOK
AND THE SCONES!
Take it you like scones?
Of course! How? Can? You? Not?
Eh.
Wait.
W
A
I
T
Waiting.
YOU DON'T LIKE SCONES?!
ARE YOU EVEN NORMAL?
Please don't.
What?
Oh.
Oh I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it I swear.
It's okay.
No it's not.
I am so sorry.
Padfoot it's fine. just.
Just don't do that again.
I'm sorry.
You are normal.
I swear.
On Elvendork?
On Elvendork.
Shouldn't make promises that aren't true.
But it is!
Listen, it's getting late. I have classes in the morning ttyl.
ok.
I really am sorry.
Seriously. It's FINE.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Goodnight Padfoot.
Good night Moony.
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Sorry.
Hey you guys! I'm sorry this is so short but If it helps they may start to get longer as time progresses!
Til next time,
PLEASE R&R