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Deep within the fortress that was Mordhaus the four single members of Dethklok made their way towards the vampire's bedroom to pound upon the door. Inside the pitch black chamber Selene stirred opening the door just a crack, calling out, "Oui?"

"Hey, wanna go clubbin'?" Murderface asked as the other three shifted their weight from foot to foot behind the bassist.

"Oui," the keyboardist smiled brightly at being included. "Let me shower and dress."

"Alright!" the bassist grinned as Selene shut her door.

Inside the chamber, the vampire spread out her clothes before heading into the steaming hot shower.

Back outside Murderface turned towards his bandmates, "Schomeone schould go get Nathan!"

"I'll gets hims!" Toki volunteered before running down the hall. After the Norwegian failed to return minutes later William sighed and headed after him.

"Schend a boy to do a man's — what tha?!" Instantly he spotted what had distracted the younger man.

Startled out of their solitude, both Nathan and Charles whirled around to stare right back at the bassist and rhythm guitarist. "Uh, thought you guys were leaving," Nathan exclaimed in shock at being found out so soon.

"Yea, we went to get Selene and sche needed a schower. Scho what's gong on here?" Murderface asked as he motioned to the duo while the rest of the band appeared behind them.

"Uh," Nathan glanced at his lover, "we were sucking face?"

"Woah dood!" Pickles exclaimed in surprise. "What about Rebecca, and with the robot?"

"Nathan that's gay!" Murderface cried out simultaneously with the smaller man.

Instantly the singer was on the defensive, bristling slightly at the mention of his ex, "Rebecca's in a coma and a coma whore!" Turning on the bassist he shrugged, "Your face is gay."

"Well your lips are gay!" William countered.

Finally having had enough of his charges arguing over his sex life Charles spoke up. "Boys!" he called out with a slightly raised voice before sighing and removing his glasses to rub the bridge of his nose as all five men froze in shock.

"It's true," the CFO confirmed. "Nathan and I are lovers."

"And it's brutal," Nathan whispered with a proud smirk on his face.

At his beloved's pride Charles flushed slightly. "Does anyone have any questions? Complaints?" he asked crossing his arms across his chest defensively.

"Does this means is more ladies for us?" Toki questioned innocently enough.

"You're gay!" Murderface cried out causing Nathan to face palm at the thought that his friend simply couldn't get over this fact.

"Yes Toki," Charles smiled a little, "all the ladies." Once he heard William's exclamation the lawyer couldn't help but sigh. "Yes William."

"Why?" the brown-haired man questioned.

"Why not?" Nathan countered glancing at his lover.

"I love him," Charles stated, his voice full of his own pride.

Instantly Nathan flushed a deep pink in surprise at the quickness of his manager's feelings. "And anyone with a problem is, like, outta the band!" he nodded firmly causing Charles to smirk softly.

"So have you guys, like, done it?" Pickles asked with a hint of humor and curiosity to his voice. In response Nathan just smirked darkly.

"They has!" Skwisgaar exclaimed with a bit of a laugh.

"So who was the ladies?" Toki giggled.

"None of your business," the singer smirked.

"Hmm, Nat'ans defiantly the topper," Pickles nodded. "Though he might smoosh poor Charlie."

A bright red flush immediately covered Charles' face. "And what makes you think I didn't top?" he questioned curiously.

"Just a feelin'" the drummer nodded.

Nathan glanced towards his mousey lover to gage his reaction to the line of questioning and smiled at the bright blush, well that was a cute look. "No one was a lady guys, we're both brutal men," he stated with a nod, eliciting a snort from Murderface.

"Now, can we please stop talking about our sex life?" the manager pleaded.

"Yes please," Selene agreed, appearing in the doorway in a tight red and black mini-dress. "I thought we were going clubbing," she stated.

"Have fun being gay guys! I'm going out," the bassist laughed, offering the vampire his arm.

"Oui, have fun being alone gentlemen," Selene smiled ushering the other boys out ahead of herself and into the limo.