Gandalf and I both lay down gothly on the dress he wore as Ms. Coyle in the corner of the room, both panting.
"You are great, Rosaline. Did you have prior experience~?" Gandalf seductively whispers into my pale warm ear covered in his saliva.
"Well, there was this one person~!"
"Was it Scottelaine~~~!" Gandalf replied with.
"No, it was Brittany, silly!"
"You'll have to introduce me later"
The prep bell rang as we cuddled together closer. Gandalf had a shocked look on his face, he got up and ran over to his robe and hat and faced me again, his face filed with sweat.
"I'm sorry my sweet gothic princess I have to leave now, come with me, I won't be able to teach these mere mortals anymore because magic was what kept me in Ms. Coyle's form."
I darkly put on my BVB band shirt along with my Evanescence skirt and large combat boots, "I'll definitely help your desires, no matter what they are."
Gandalf smiles and takes my hand and we walk out the door and down the stairs of the prep schools, but we were interrupted by Scooter. Scooter ran up to me and screeched like some death metal loser in my face.
"Umm, check your breath before you wreck yourself. Please, Scoot." I gothically say to his moustached face.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BABY, YOU INFIDEL!?" Scooter yelled.
"What are you talking about, prep?" I said to Scooter.
Scooter's long curly brown hair flowed in the wind as a door opened, "Oh! Look there she is! Get out of my way, poser."
"DON'T YOU DAE CALL ME A POSER!" I punched Scooter in the face and he fell back into a wall.
I looked at the door to see who that peasant-loser was talking about, and I saw Brittany! She was wearing non-prep clothes today with headphones around her neck.
"Hayyyy Britney! Why are you late to school~?" I dark-romantically said to her.
"Nothing, I was just putting sunscreen on because the hydrogen ball is out today"
"Britney, did you know that the sun isn't "out" because it's in the centre of our solar system and we revolve around it, and the clouds block out only some of the solar radiation."
Britney looked enthralled at what I said as she yawned and looked down.
"Stop doing drugs! I only like my promiscuity with healthy people."
"What no! I am not using drugs, I was just—uh not able to sleep last night…." Brittany said, darting her eyes to the left.
"OMG gurl, you are lying to me right now, your eyes went to the left!" I gothically trumped her.
Gandalf cleared his throat. "I'm pretty sure she looked to her right."
My cheeks turned black, blushing. I started to cry tears of blood "I'm NEVER wrong!" I ran out the front door of the school and sat down in the grass in the shade of the building.
Gandalf put his hand on my shoulder and comforted me for a few minutes, "Hey Rosaline, we should leave now before Madeline shows up."
I nodded my head and we walked through the parking lot and got into the silver van that he newly bought. It's not a very gothic car; it has a picture of Chewbacca in a frame. Gandalf started the car and drove down the streets. We passed a few large redneck cities and got to a small village.
"You haven't been talking." Gandalf said in a monotone voice.
I shrug and get out of the car, how can I forgive him for being so mean to me, making fun of me in front of my female lover like that. He's probably just jealous that I got to have a physical encounter with her and he did not get a chance to yet. I follow him into a gas station, which looks like an abandoned prep convenience store, surrounded in farm land with ungoth cottages scattered across the land. I want to leave so badly but I remember that I have to take the ring so I can reign supreme. I analyse Gandalf to see if he has the ring, but I didn't see it there.
"I'm going to wait in the car, okay?" I asked in a polite goth manner, even though those terms are an oxymoron when together.
Gandalf nods at me and I walk out the door seeing if he is following, but he is stuck waiting for an old lady giving pennies to the store clerk to be able to follow me. I usually hate old ladies, because I cannot emotionally manipulate them. I get into the car and search all of the bins and compartments, behind the mirror flaps, but I didn't see the ring there. So I sit there, trying to calculate an area of weakness that I could use to steal the power from this idiot. But then I remember something, the occult. I had brought with me some tarot cards and candles, along with white chalk and salt. I can summon something to give me powers. So on a piece of cardboard I drew a Satan star and put the candles on each point and said something I think is Latin at the piece of cardboard. I felt a mystical power enter my body, I felt weird, like a prep playing their crap music in my ears laughing at me weird. I see Gandalf leave the store and I see a shiny thing inside of him, which must be the power. I'll have to gothically stab him, good thing I brought my Jeff the Killer knife that I put BVB decals on the handle. He doesn't understand me. He gets in the car.
"I bought you a sandwich from there, I thought you might be hungry," he said, handing me a sandwich made from animal.
"Didn't you know I was VEGETARIAN! Animal killer." I say gothically.
"I'm sorry, but this is tofu. Plus humans are only able to live healthily on an omnivorous diet."
I thank him for the sandwich . How dare he "correct" me twice in one day! He'll rue this day. The next time we stop, he'll wish he hadn't.
"We are stopping at the next town over," Gandalf says.
I snicker. It will truly be worth every moment waiting.