Gandalf let out a soft prep groan and turned the key in the ignition of the car. I looked at him gothically and smirked, he wouldn't know what hit him. He turned out of the dirt parking lot and onto the dirt road. Century plants spotted the ground on the way there, along with other desert plants, none that I like though because they aren't poisonous and deadly. Suddenly that reminded me, I have castor beans in my spiked purse and I could give them to him in a salad! No blood on my hands then, but that's the fun part. Gandalf cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Why do you want to kill me?"

I felt chills go up my spine as he said that. How did he know?

"Is it because I proved you wrong twice in one day? I didn't mean to hurt you, you were just being rude to your friends and I wanted them to feel better."

I started to cry blood. The blood cascaded down my face mixed with black mascara.

"SHUT UP OLD FOOL! I HATE YOU, YOU PATHETIC PREP HOW COULD YOU NOT EVEN CONSIDER MY FEELINGS! You only care about yourself… I just don't know anymore. I don't want to help you after this!"

I gothically yelled at him, trailing at the end.

"Here, I know what will cheer you up," he turned on the radio and put it on my favourite station which is called 'FM 666: Satan's Dark Children'. It started off with BOTDF 'bewitched' the best song that was ever created by anyone. How people can overlook and dislike them is so stupid, I hate the human race. I immediately feel better, my thoughts of murder put in the back of my mind. But my eyes still focused on the purse.

Suddenly I felt our car get hit and we start to go on the dirt sidewalk, I looked in the mirror and seen a car hitting ours.

"LOVE ME ROSALINE!" I heard a male scream out to me unprofessionally.

"Rosaline, I didn't know you had a stalker~~" Gandalf said in a raspy dry voice.

I rolled my eyes, and then we slowed down and went into a parking lot of an abandoned hospital.

I got out of the car along with Gandalf. The other car came to a stop in the parking lot, and the strange man got out.

It was Scott.

He walked towards me, dragging his legs and rocking side-to-side holding a knife in his hand. "ROOOOOSAAAAAAAAALLLLLinneeee…... why won't you LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE me?"

"Since when did you love me? I thought you always had hated me!" I screamed out gothically at him.

Scooter let out a tortured laugh. "I was in love with Britney, but then you punched me and knocked sense into my head. I love YOU now!"

I sent out a hardy laugh "FOOLSH PREP-METAL-LOSER! I AM HOMOSEEEEEEEXUAAAAAAAAAAL! I ONLY LIKE FEMALES. I hope you and all your patriarchy friends die!"

Scott started crying like some sort of baby with black and white facepaint on. "Okay…." He silently cried and slowly got in his car. He slowly turned the car on, and slowly applied the gas petal. But then he went fast; Sonic fast. And hit Gandalf's van.

"WINGARDIUM levioooooosaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Gandalf screeched out. Gandalf blushed "Whoops… wrong franchise; I thought I was Double-door for a second!" We all laughed.

We eventually got to the next town and stopped to a motel that looked like it was severely neglected; my favourite type of building! I hope that it is haunted. We got out of the van that now has a dent on it, and walked down the cement with plants growing in between the cracks and walked into the building.

"Arrr…. I'd like a room here say. Me pigeon little girl here and I would be obliged to pay for such a stay." Gandalf said. I glared at him becauase I am not a pigeon I am CROW! What a moran. But the bellman was just standing there, sitting in a chair. "Are you alive sir?" Gandalf asked impatiently.

"Haw haw haw, I see you have met the latest technology in emulating human life." A snob bourgeoisie sounding female voice said coming from behind us.

We looked and a slender female came down from the stairs. She was wearing a skin-tight dark purple dress and a feather headdress. "My name is Geodonna Filindrake Winslaw, I am the cAAAAARReee taker of this beautiful building. Ironically."

"Who-o0whooooooooooo! You're so GORGEOUS, Geodonna!" I said to the woman. "I am Rosaline Bulgaria! And this here next to me is Gandalf the White!"

Gandalf looked at me sharply

"ooooOOOOOOOoooooo! I didn't know we had a CELEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY in this building here say!" Geodonna said hipsterly. "I'll give you a floor on the bottom."

We walked to room number 6, I knew this room is lucky. The room had a dead bush in the far left corner and black curtains draped on the window, cascading when a breeze came in. The bedsheets looked very gothic and same with the bed. Oh yes, I could see blood dripping from the ceiling.

"DID YOU MURDER SOMEONE RECENTLY IN THIS ROOM!?" I gothically enthusiastically asked Geodonna.

"Umm… no… I didn't…" She said in a hipster-trying-to-hide-something way, "I don't engage in such mediocre activities that plebs do."

I start internally raging against Geodonna. How could she call me a pleb! I AM THE FURTHEST THING FROM A PLEB! I AM GOING TO KILL HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

"Oy mate, we best be gettin' the room now," Gandalf said.

"Oh yes! My dear customer, I shall let you get ready, I'll check on you in a half-hour. Taa-taa for now homo Sapiens," Geodonna said

HOW COULD SHE SAY THAAAAAAAAAAT! IT'S SO OFFENSIVE! SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT THAT TERM IS OFFENSIVE TO ME BECAUSE I AM LESBIAN AND I AM OFFENDED!

"Arrr, Rosaline! Stop bein offended matey! I can tell yer mad at herrrrr. Don't do it no more, or yer'll walk awey from 'ere matey, I'll get sumwon else to deliver me to get rid of the ringggggggg!" Gandalf said to me.

I rolled my eyes. "FIIIIIINNNNNEEEE. Like, whatever."

I decided to go outside the room and follow Geodonna, she went to the second floor and to the room right above ours. She looked back and almost seen me but I quickly hid behind a large plant almost incapable of hiding me. She looks both ways and enters the door. I walk up to the door and move the door slightly ajar to peek in. What I seen will forever change my life.