"Lord Mitsuhide!"
Said lord turns to find Nobunaga's young page and his own pupil catching his breath after a seemingly long run.
"Yes Ranmaru?"
The young man quickly composes himself and looks upon his teacher with determination in his eyes.
"How is it that your hair is so luxurious?"
This question causes the Mino nobleman to smile smugly and chuckle.
"My dear Ranmaru, if you want lustrous hair like mine, you must use enriching shampoo."
"If you could be so kind as to lend me some my lord-"
The young page is cut short when Mitsuhide pulls a white bottle out of seemingly thin air.
"Try this. Surely you will get results."
"..."
"..."
"L'Oreal, my lord?"
"Because you're worth it Ranmaru, because you are worth it."