Lily scraped the chopped onions into the pan, immediately oil started spraying everywhere.
She felt her husband come into the kitchen and lean on the counter next to her.
"James, be a dear and pass me the paprika."
There was a silence.
"No,no James, figure of-"
Her beloved husband turned into a deer and nosed the small bottle of spice over to her.
Lily sighed and turned the oven off.
She turned and walked straight out the front door.