A new chappie. Seems like everybody wants Percy. Hooray. Like this plez.
Percy POV
Women. So confusing. First the man-hating Artemis asks me out. And then she said to meet her at 8? Tomorrow? Today? What should I do? Picnic? Sure. Why not. I will do this in the forest, cuz I can do whatever. Gods, what time is it? 6:30! Oh nonononononononono. Thank the gods my mom taught me how to cook. I went to the big house and into the kitchen. Nobody was there so i helped myself. I spent my time making pasta, venison, salad, and …. Blue cookies! For myself. If she wants one she can have one. I don't really care. I finished everything in an hour. ADHD really helps you multitask. I went to the forest and set everything up in 10 minutes. I then went to my cabin, got on some blue dark wash jeans, a white, tight shirt with a black leather jacket over me, and did my hair. Somewhat. I then realized something. Where the schist was i supposed to get Artemis? I walked over to Artemis's cabin, and knocked. Thalia answered, and whistled.
"You clean up nice, Seaweed brain. Have you been expecting this?"
"Hell no. I did not even know Artemis liked me. I just joked around a lot." She looked baffled, but shrugged and called Artemis over. She looked amazing, in an elegant silver dress with a headband and high heels on, but i had to stop myself from staring. But she saw no problem with staring at me. I looked around, until Thalia said
"Milady, you have been staring at Percy for, 10 minutes." Artemis turned red in embarrassment. And asked, where we were going. I grabbed her hand, and took her to the place. I asked
"Can you hold this?" handing her a napkin. She nodded, and I brought everything out. Then i asked her
"How are you?" "I am okay, you?" "I am good, just didn't expect this." "What?" "This date with you. I mean you are the man-hater." "I guess, but, um, you're hot and attractive and sexy and have good traits" She said, mumbling. I smirked, but then I saw darkness, as I became unconscious.
Artemis POV
GODS PERCY WAS HOT! I mean, I was so embarrassed when Thalia was told me I stared at Percy's figure for 10 MINUTES. I was so embarrassed. I turned red and asked him where we were going. He grabbed my hand, which deepened my blush, and teleported us to the Camp's forest. He asked me to hold a napkin, which was odd. He brought out everything and initiated small talk. Then, he vanished from the air. I immediately alarmed everyone. And we all started searching
Time skip 1 month
I could not find my Percy. He was the only one I truly loved. Today was his burning of the shroud, as he was assumed dead. I was crying, along with many others. A few went up to say words like Grover Underwood, the Satyr.
"Perc-Percy, was my best friend. He defended me, and risked his life for me. I cannot believe he is just, gone." Then we were about to burn the shroud, when somebody entered. We all heard it and looked at him.
"You know, I don't think I can die. This is the SECOND time I have crashed at my own funeral. I don't think I can die at this point. If I do die, Hades would just grab my soul, and stuff it into my body. The fates should just add 'doer of the impossible' to my title." Saying the last part throwing of his hood. Then I found the person who I loved. MY Percy. Then the fates flashed and Percy groaned, saying
"No you aren't going to-" The fates interrupted him by saying
"Yes we are, you told us to. Perseus Jackson, defeater of Ares, and Hyperion, retriever of Golden fleece, Lightning Bolt, and Golden Eagle, bearer of the Titan's curse, helper of Artemis, Navigator of The labyrinth, bane of Gaea, Kronos, and monsters, slayer of Giants, survivor of Tartarus, Savior of Olympus, and doer of the impossible."
"Gods, I was kidding!"
"And he who pisses of gods." The fates added, and flashed out. Then Percy looked confused and asked
"What? No welcome back? I thought you guys were my friends." Saying the last part with mock hurt. We all rushed over to him, and all the girls smothered him in kisses. The sight made me angry and my blood boil, but I pushed it off. I too, also kissed him, but on the cheek. I noticed a few people kissed his lips, which then I wanted to destroy them. Once we were done, Chiron asked.
"My boy, what happened?"
"Oh, over the month? Well I was teleported somewhere in the wilderness, and was met by Atlas and Oceanus. The constantly tried to break me and turn me over to their side. One day they left, and Mr. Mcshizzle found me. He introduced me to his girlfriend, which was awkward, and he rode me back here. And you guys, happiness is here with him." We were all confused, except for the seven demigods of the recent Great Prophecy. Then they all screamed
"LEO"S BACK!" And ran outside. We followed yet Percy stayed for some reason. When we went outside nobody was there. The seven, excluding Percy, and Hephaestus looked MAD. When they went to Percy, I saw Calypso, which was weird, and Leo Valdez. They all greeted him and hugged him, and then he said
"Don't pay attention to me, look at Percy, he was in HORRIBLE shape when I saw him."
"Screw you Leo, they didn't need to know." Percy mumbled. My twin instantly ran over, and took of his clothes. Percy said.
"I'm not gay, Apollo." Causing many to laugh, but we were still worried. Once Apollo was done he gave a report.
"What they did to Percy, sucked! They poured Phlegethon all over him, infused it inside him, drowned him in muskeg, STABBED, not cut, STABBED, him with Stygian Iron and more. What I wonder though, is why my sister could not find him, as he was in the wilderness?" I felt immensely guilty. It is my fault he suffered. The wilderness is my domain. Then Percy spoke up.
"C'mon Apollo. No need to make Artemis feel guilty. It is just that I am too good at hiding, and my hiding skills are superior to her hunting skills." I yelled
"Why you!" I yelled, red faced. And I charged towards him.
"KIDDING. They used magic to block around the place I was, Titan magic. So only a Titan, Giant, or above could find me." That instantly made me calm down and then he continued "Can I leave now. I might have pissed of Artemis, and I don't want to die." He said, running to his cabin. Then we all left, to do whatever. But I followed Percy. I know, I'm a stalker. BUT HE IS HOT! I went after him.
Percy POV
Gods I pissed off Artemis. Good thing I made an anti-Artemis door. It basically just is a trap door that makes you fall about 5 feet. I wonder if there is a flaw with it. I forget to use it, though. I heard a knock, and went to answer it. Idiotically I didn't check who it was, but it was Thalia! Yay.
"Hey Tree trunk, what's up?" I then received a slap and a punch.
"WHAT THE HELL?! You disappear for a month? And act like nothing happened?! What's wrong with you? You act like all that torture doesn't hurt! And what's up with those titles! Why do you not tell me?" "Thalia, it doesn't hurt, well some of it does, but most of it doesn't. And those titles? I had help with all of them, except Ares, because he is and idiot." Thunder boomed. "SHUT UP! Anyway, it doesn't matter." "IT does. Do you know how worried we were?" I shrugged my shoulders. "Wait, do you know how many goddesses and girls like you?" "Aphrodite, Reyna, and maybe Demeter." "You are a Kelp Head. Ok, so basically, everybody, save Hestia, on the council wants to be with you, and almost all the girls want to be with you. Even some in the hunt." My eyes widened "Really? Man, I just joke about this stuff." "Well, your jokes are now FACTS! See ya." Then I just wondered about that, laying on my bed. Did all the women want me? For traits or body? OR both? Then I heard the door creak open. I faked asleep. I noticed a certain Artemis enter the room, congratulating herself on me being 'asleep', so I decided to speak.
"Hey Arty. What's up?" This startled her, and she flushed red.
"Well, we, uh, never, uh, finished, the date?" she stated, or asked.
"Sure." I said teasingly, making her flush red.
Ten minutes later.
"So you never had chips before?!" I asked. "Nope. Why?" She responded. "C'mon, at least some sort of junk food?" "Never, except granola bars." "GODS. Granola bars are the best!" "I know! I can't have 1 without having 10 more!" "EXACTLY. Well, do you know what Cheetos are?" "Yes, like Donald Trump, i hear people call him 'the human Cheeto'." I laughed "No, but trump should not have won. I mean, he is a fracking jerk. He mocked a disabled guy. I don't think he should have won, he rigged it." "I don't know, I really don't pay attention to much to the mortal world." "Here, let me show you." I said, pulling up my laptop, i bought a while ago, and bringing up a site called (I don't own this.) "Look, I will put the petition 'Peter please answer' and now the question 'Did Donald Trump rig the election.' See, he did" The answer said yes. "No, that is not true." Artemis said, unbelievably. "Here. Let me put the petition … now the question. Who is the leader of Artemis' hunt? Thalia. See!" "NO. It cheats" "Fine, petition. Now 'What is Artemis doing?' She is watching Percy play ." "WHAT! HOW?!" She yelled, making a very funny face. I burst out into laughing. "No, I *laugh* type in *laugh* the answers in *laugh* the petition, by co-coding it." I laughed out. She then pushed me, i fell, and she sat on me, while she hammered my chest, playfully. "YOU SUCK." And then she just laid there, her head resting on my chest. I looked at the time and saw it was 8:30! Gods we spent a long time! Well, I need to tell Artemis.
"Artemis, its 8:30."
"So?"
"So you should go to bed."
"I am not moving." Sigh. I picked her up and laid her on my bed and turned to walk away. But I couldn't. I saw Artemis holding onto my shirt. Sigh. I asked her
"Can I leave?" "NO." Sigh. I have sighed three times now. I
"But you can lay down with me." Sigh. Now four times. I guess I can't win a goddess. I took off my shirt, since it was extremely hot, and laid down in my bed. And before I knew it I was asleep.
Well that's the end of this chapter. OOC WARNING! Hate and see if I care. I like reviews. With helpful criticism. Artemis seems to not want to let go. What would happen if somebody does something to Percy? What would she do? See ya next chappie. GIMME IDEAS