R: Hi! Ruby Rose here… with my girl, Weiss…
W: -Ruby, im not 'your girl'.
R: But, you are! Not mine, like mine mine, but-
W: -Whatever, keep going
R: Yeah, anyway, This is, apparently, report number three, done by Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee.
R: Not much happened this week…
W: -Ruby!
R: I was getting there! (maybe)… Not much happened this week… if getting a fresh shipment of new hunters and huntresses counts as nothing! At first, only a few ships came… from other schools, except Atlas, then…
W: -Ruby, be more precise, this isn't a video diary.
R: Ugh, fiiine. *In a monotonous voice* We received several reinforcements from other allied schools, Haven, Shade… none from Atlas though, obviously. It was nice to see teams ABRN and FNKY again…
W: -And what about Jaune?
R: Weiss, if you mention it, you talk about it.
W: -*sigh* Jaune Arc left this past week with his team, CRDL, and Emerald Sustrai. They went to scout a suspect warehouse that may or may not be filled with supplies. According to Emerald, who had been allied with the enemies, but defected, there should be enough food, dust, and other supplies to last us several months. Although, the arrival of the new students may decrease that number-
Yang: Argh, that was boring… make it sound fun, Ice Queen!
Yang! How long have you been there!
Y: Long enough to be put to sleep by your girlfriend.
W: HEY!
Y: Anyway, just letting you know, while this is certainly not a video diary, its not a super official report… you need to loosen up.
W: We're in the middle of an effing war! This is no time to be loose!
Blake: I'll have to agree with Weiss on this one-
Y: For once-
B: Hey, I does what I wants.
R: GUYS! THE REPORT IS STILL GOING!
Y: Oh, right! We should continue before Weiss *mockingly gasps* Fucking cusses.
W: Watch your language!
*sounds of a brief scuffle*
W: Fine! You win!
Y: excuse me?
W: *sighs in defeat* You fucking win…
*Blake and Yang leave*
R: Okaaayyy, we should finish this fucking report…
W: Ru…R-right. Uh… not much happened after that… we're still waiting on word from Jaune… that's about it.
*more scuffling, Ruby yelps*
R: WEISS! W-we should t-turn off the c-camera.. ugh… before we make out…
W: What? OH, fuck. Sorry… I got… aroused… when you cussed and forgot.
R: Aroused?
-End of recording-
*metal clangs on metal in background*
This is Jaune Arc. This is field report one.
We arrived at the target warehouse. Turns out Emerald was truthful! So we released her. Next thing we know, I accidentally tripped an alarm, and now this place is swarmin with *grunting, then a small explosion is heard* FUCKING MECHS! We're trying to fight to the bullhead, but there are so FUCKING many… PYRRHA! AFTER I FINISH THIS, I'LL SEND IT TO BEACON… HOPEFULLY THEY'LL SEND HELP… FIND US SOMEWHERE TO HUNKER DO-*A loud clang is heard, and the recording is cut off.