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The Anbu Genin
The Chunin selection exams part 1 and 2
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At the Hokage tower several sensei were in attendance "so it is that time already?" asked Kakashi.
"Now would the rookie Jounin please step forward," said Sarutobi.
Kurenai, Asuma and Kakashi step up "do any of you nominate your teams?" asked the Hokage.
"I Kakashi Hatake nominate team 7 for the chunin exams," said the Jounin.
I Kurenai nominate team 8 for the exams," said the genjutsu mistress.
"I Asuma nominate team 10 for the exams," he said.
Iruka stands up "none of them are ready. They were all my students and I know them better than anyone," said the academy instructor.
"They were your student but are now our soldiers," said Kakashi.
"I accept the nomination," said Sarutobi.
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Naruto was walk around the village and sighed. "you do realize that rocks aren't square," said Naruto.
The rock explodes "nothing gets by you, boss," said a child's voice as a brown haired child with a scarf around his neck appear.
"I give it a seven out of ten from the dramatics," said Naruto.
"Naruto-sensei can you play ninja with us?" asked Konohamaru.
I don't see why not," said Naruto as two other kids that were with the brown haired boy cheer.
"Ninja playing ninja," screeched a voice.
"Yes Sakura-san it is called having fun and enjoying what peace you have," said Naruto.
The pink haired banshee walks up like she own the place. "Sensei is that your girlfriend," asked Konohamaru.
"No I prefer older woman with actual skill in the field," said Naruto as if he was talking about the weather.
"Thank god. She has no chest and a big forehead," said Konohamaru.
Naruto looked behind him "I think you better run," said Naruto as the boy sees Sakura glaring at him.
He runs as Sakura is chasing him looking for blood. Naruto eyes narrow. "I better make sure Sakura doesn't do something she will regret," said Naruto as he follows them.
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Naruto gets to their location and see a man with makeup holding Konohamaru "please let him go," said Sakura.
Kankuro let him go; you know who might show up," said a blond haired female.
"This brat bumped into me," said makeup man
"I recommend you do as she says Make up boy," said a deep voice as an Anbu with a black mask appears with his tanto on the teen neck. "Unless you want to start a war for attacking the Sandaime's grandson," said the Anbu.
"And both of you in the trees better get down," said the Anbu as Sasuke appears by jumping down.
"Sasuke-kun; you are so cool," said Sakura as a red haired Suna ninja appear in a body flicker with a gourd on his back.
"Kankuro you're a disgrace," said the boy as the make-up man stutters.
"They started it," he tried to say.
"Quiet or I shall kill you," said the red haired ninja.
The Anbu sheathes his sword and gets next to the sand ninja "tone down the killer intent Tanuki," said the Anbu making the genin's eyes widen.
Now get out of here and behave in our village till the exams are over," said the Anbu.
Sakura steps up "wait even though Sand is an ally they can't be in the village," said Sakura as everyone sweat dropped.
"The Anbu told you why we are here," said the female with blond hair.
Huh," said Sakura.
"The chunin exams," said the Anbu. "I am out before I catch the stupid bug," said the Anbu as he disappears in a fire body flicker.
So you three want to play ninja?" asked Naruto as the three kid nod their heads and Naruto walks away.
"Sasuke want to go on a date?" asked Sakura.
"No," said Sasuke as he walks away.
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Next day Naruto was sitting at the training grounds when Kakashi showed up "an hour late, you're getting better," said Naruto.
"Well anyway," said Kakashi. "I nominated you for the chunin exams, come to room 302" said Kakashi as he pulls out three sheets of paper.
Sakura and Sasuke take the forms and leave. Naruto looked at Kakashi "I guess the council forced you to submit our team?" asked Naruto.
Unfortunately they are becoming a pain," said Kakashi.
Naruto disappears in a shunshin as does Kakashi.
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Naruto walked to the academy and saw his lack of the word teammates there "don't slow me down dobe," said Sasuke.
Naruto shrugs and follows them. They get to the room and see two genin pushing a girl down. "these exams aren't jokes," said one of them.
Naruto smiled and starts to walks away "hey drop the genjutsu," said Sasuke.
Naruto sighs "Sasuke this was the elimination test," said Naruto as he looks at the two genin. "You two better man the gates," said Naruto as the genin look surprised.
Sasuke scoff and follows Naruto when they are approached by a green spandex wearing genin "Sasuke I would like to challenge the genius of this rookie class," said the boy.
"You know of me and want to challenge me," scoff Sasuke.
"He is stronger than he looks Sasuke don't underestimate your enemy," said Naruto.
He can't beat me. I am Uchiha; the elite," said duck ass.
Naruto looks at the genin "Lee was it," said Naruto.
The boy nods "you must be on Gai's squad," said the blond.
"How do you know Gai-sensei," asked the boy.
"I faced him and he was formidable if not eccentric," said Naruto as he sits down "make this quick," said Naruto.
Sasuke charges forward like a mad man but is kicked back. He activates his Sharingan that he acquired while fighting off Gato's thugs. "The Sharingan," said Lee as he disappears and kicks Sasuke in the air. "My moves aren't ninjutsu or genjutsu. This is Taijutsu," said Lee as he is kicked back by Naruto.
"I would like my teammate in good condition and don't show you trump card," said Naruto.
"Lee," said a voice as a turtle walks up. "What have I told you," said the animal.
"Now here is Gai-sensei," as an older version of Lee appears.
"Lee you should not show the opponent your trump card," said the jounin.
"I am sorry Gai-sensei," said Lee.
"Now for you punishment," said Gai as he slugs Lee in the face.
"I am sorry Lee," said Gai as Naruto takes out sunglasses and puts them on.
Lee
Gai -sensei
Lee
Gai-sensei," they said as they hug causing a sunset to appear.
"I can't believe I lost to that idiot," said Sasuke.
The man turns around "so your Kakashi's squad," he said.
"You know Kakashi-sensei?" asked Sakura.
"Yes we are eternal rival the score is 50 to 49 with me in the lead," said Gai. "Now all of you head to the exam," said Gai.
Team 7 heads up stairs as does Gai team.
They saw Kakashi at the door. "glad you all made it, if one of you did not come then I would have turned you back since this test is taken in teams," he said.
Now good luck," said Kakashi as the team walks through the door.
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Naruto looks around and sees a lot of foreign ninja in room glaring at them. "Yahoo the whole gang is here," said a loud voice as a boy with a white dog walks up.
Sasuke-kun," shouted a voice as a blond blur rushes to the emo avenger.
"Ino pig get off Sasuke-kun," screeched Sakura.
"You might want to settle down," said a man with grey hair and glasses. Naruto eyes the boy and they narrow.
"Who are you?" asked Kiba.
I am a veteran of these exams. Name is Kabuto," said the genin.
"What number is exam is this for you?" asked Hinata.
"It's my seventh," Kabuto said.
"You must suck," said Kiba.
"Well these exams are harder then they seem," he said as Naruto narrows his eyes.
"Bull Shit, this genin has a the skill closer to Kakashi-sensei," Naruto thought. "Something is off," thought the blond.
"I have info cards on all the genin," said the genin.
Gaara, Rock Lee and Naruto Uzumaki," said Sasuke.
"That is no fun, you know their names," said Kabuto.
"Rock Lee," said Kabuto 60 D ranks and 3 C rank. Teammates are Neji Hyuga, Ten Ten and lead by Gai," said Kabuto.
"He has no skills in ninjutsu or genjutsu but his Taijutsu is jounin level," said Kabuto
"Next is Gaara. 40 C ranks 3 B rank and has never been injured in any of his mission,"
"Naruto Uzumaki," said Kabuto as his card is shredded.
"I would like to keep a few surprise about myself Kabuto-san," said Naruto.
"Why did you do that," demanded Sasuke.
"It would have been treason to reveal any info about me so I saved both your lives form the noose," said the blond.
A smoke screen appears on the in the class room. "alright everyone sit the fuck down after you pick your seat," said a man with scars on his face.
Naruto sits down next to Hinata. "Alright the rules are as follows you start with 40 point you will lose 2 if you are caught cheating. If you are caught 4 times you fail," said the man
The tenth question will be given forty five minutes after the start," he said.
The test started as Naruto wrote down the answers and put his head down. The other ninjas used skills to cheat which was the purpose of the test.
Naruto grabbed his pencil and tapped it several times getting a nod from the proctor.
"Pencils down; now for the final question. It is a take it or don't take it," said the proctor.
Kiba stood up "of course we will take it," shouted Kiba.
"You didn't let me finish if one person on this team fail then the whole team fails and they can't take the test again," said the man.
That is stupid; there are people who have taken it before," said Kiba.
"I am the proctor so too bad," said the man.
"But if you drop out now then you can take it in six months," he said
About ten hands roe as Sakura was about to raise her hand "Hey Scarface you have no power for keeping us from being chunin. I call Bull Shit and even I can still get promotion from the field," said Naruto as he slammed his hand on the desk.
"Anyone else?" asked the man. "You all pass," said the man as Naruto smirks.
"What do you mean?" shouted a random genin.
"The first was info gathering which is essential for chunin," said the man. "The second is a chance in a mission to help you village you have a choice to take a mission with little no chance of survival or let another ninja take the plunge. You got to take it for your village. No room for coward in the ninja forces," he said.
A Black ball is seen heading toward the window "no," thought the man and Naruto. It explodes showing a sigh that say single and sexy Anko.
"You are early Anko," said the man.
"Ibiki you are no fun," she said as she looks around "20 teams, you lost your touch," she said.
"We got a good bunch this year," Ibiki said as Anko smirks.
"I will drop them in half," she said with a blood thirsty smile.
"In half," stuttered Sakura.
"Meet in training ground 44," she shouted as she jumps out of the window with Naruto heading out of the class.
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Ibiki gets to Naruto paper and breaks the genjutsu on the paper. "We have a spy a genin named Kabuto. He is stronger than genin," said the note.
"Anbu," said Ibiki as two masked ninja appear. "trail the one known as Kabuto," he said as they disappear.
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In the Hokage tower Ibiki was talking to Sarutobi "from what UI can tell is Naruto suspects a genin by the name of Kabuto to be a spy. I will check his info and mission stats. This does not sit well with me Lord Hokage," said Ibiki.
"Do what you have to Ibiki," said the old man as Ibiki bows and disappears.
"Troublesome," The Hokage thought
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Naruto appeared at the Forest of death with his team as Anko smiled "welcome to training area 44 also known as the forest of death," she said cheerfully.
"Sounds like fun; when does it happen?" asked Naruto.
A kunai cuts his cheek and Anko appears next to Naruto her breasts pressed up against his back. She licks his blood "tough guy blood is the greatest," she said.
Naruto swipes some blood as well and licks it "it's all right," he said.
A clone cuts Anko's check and licks it "your blood is better," said Naruto as Anko smirks.
"I like you," she said as she spins around kunai in hand.
"Sorry but you dropped this," said a voice as Kuso nin hands Anko her kunai.
"Don't sneak up like that I could have killed you," said Anko.
"Now Naruto can you hand out these forms?" asked Anko.
"What are those forms for" asked a random genin
"These are release form stating we are not responsible for death of anyone," said Anko.
"Now each team will get a scroll mark Heaven or Earth they must find the other one," Anko said. "It will end in five days," said the proctor.
A rotund boy named Choji walks up "what about food?" asked the boy.
"Find it in the forest before you become food," she said.
Now I want one person to get a scroll for your team," said Anko as Sasuke gets the scroll.
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The teams get to their gates. "One word of advice," said Anko. "Don't die," she said as they gates open and everyone flies in.
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Naruto eyes were darting "so what is the plan?" asked Naruto.
"We take a scroll since no one can stop me," said Sasuke.
Naruto eyes narrow "let us see how my clones are doing," he said.
"Five team have been take out permanently," said Naruto.
"How did you make clones and why?" asked Sasuke.
"Simple it is called thinning the opposing force and I did it by gathering info from what I knew of our proctor and I snuck in the archives to check on previous chunin exams," said Naruto.
"Baka don't act cooler Sasuke-kun," screech Sakura.
"I was not trying, I was merely giving my teammates a head up," said Naruto. Five clones appear. "Arrr; look at the booty" said Naruto in a fake pirate voice.
"Three heaven scrolls and two earth scrolls. Good job," said Naruto as the clone disappear in a poof of smoke.
"Teach me the clone jutsu," demanded Sasuke.
"Tell me do you Kage chakra reserves?" asked Naruto.
"No; why dope," asked Sasuke.
"That is my answer and it is because you will die if you use it," said Naruto
"It required Jounin chakra size to make ten, Kage to make more," said Naruto.
"I am going to scout ahead," said Naruto as he goes off in a direction.
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Naruto walked a few feet and spins catch an arm of a ninja with an Ame headband and slit his throat. Naruto heads back to his team and see the other ninja knocked out.
Naruto looks up as wind blows him away from his team a mile or so. Naruto dodges a thrust as he sees a snake charging him. "So Orochimaru is here," said Naruto as goes through hand seal "Fire Style: Scorching Heat," said Naruto as the whole air around Naruto is heated from his chakra as the snake skin melts killing.
Naruto rushes back to his team and eyes widen as he see the Kuso Ninja from early fighting Sasuke and totally decimating him. "He is toying with Sasuke," thought Naruto.
Sasuke was thrown next to Sakura as Naruto jumps down going for a kick forcing the ninja to jump back "Kukuku; well if it isn't Uzumaki," said the ninja.
"Tell me snake why are you here? Answer me Orochimaru," shouted Naruto.
"Oh you know just taking a stroll, recruiting some ninjas. The usual," he said.
Naruto growled. "Even if you are as strong a jounin; you are still inferior to me," said the Sannin.
"Kage Bushin no jutsu," said Naruto as he make three clone and they all go through hand seal
"Wind Style: Kamikaze death," said a clone as the visible blade of wind start to shoot from the air itself.
"Fire Style: Overheat," said the original as pure heat surrounds Orochimaru as the wind blow right into making it much hotter.
Orochimaru eyes widen as he is burned. The attack fades and Naruto eyes narrow "is he gone?" asked Sakura.
Naruto shakes his head "Those were A rank it would take an S rank jutsu to kill him let alone do enough damage," said Naruto as he pulls out a kunai and blocks a blade heading towards him.
Orochimaru is seen on the ground with a sword extended by his tongue. "Impressive genin; if that is what you are," said the Sannin.
Naruto glares at the Sannin as he parries the attack and jumps back a branch.
Naruto turns his head when he hears Sasuke screaming. He sees another Orochimaru with his out stretched biting Sasuke on the neck.
Naruto rushes the Sannin by Sasuke and stabs him destroying the clone as it crumble to earth 'earth clone,' thought Naruto.
Orochimaru jumps forward as Naruto meet him half way and clash sword vs. kunai. Naruto is kicked back into two trees as the Sannin jumps after him. "He is a threat I must kill the boy" said the Sannin.
Naruto struggles to get up as his leg is broken form the impact. You will die," said Orochimaru as Naruto smirks.
"Plan success," said Naruto as Orochimaru starts to blocks kunai and shurikens from everywhere.
"You so you weren't fighting to kill but stalling for reinforcement," said the Sannin as he smiles. "Cunning; like a fox," said the Sannin.
"Striking Shadow Snakes," said Anko as snakes shoot out of her sleeves and bit the Sannin who turns to mud.
"We'll settle this fight later Naruto-kun," said the Snake Sannin as his body is gone.
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Sakura pulled Sasuke to a cave and placed traps around. "Looks like we got away; that baka is going to die so I will just hide with Sasuke-kun," said Sakura.
Three ninja with a musical note on their headband walks up. "Hand us the Uchiha and we will let you live," said the genin with arm gantlets.
Sakura stand up "no I will not hand over my Love," she screeched.
They attack her but are kicked back "Konoha Senpu," said voice as Lee kicks them away.
"I am the Handsome Green Beast; the name is Rock Lee," said the boy.
"I have no choice," said Rock Lee as he kicks the man with Gauntlets in the air and wraps him with the bandages. Pile driving him
"Crap," said the other boy who through hand seals slamming the hands on the ground softening the blow.
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Naruto was healed and was racing towards his team but came upon another team. He watches from above and leaves them. Getting to his team is more important.
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Lee was on the ground after an act from the sound based weapon. The Sound ninja with black hair advance advances on Lee but is stopped 'can't move,' he thought.
The female on the team stopped "hand over the bell and you teammate won't get hurt," said the girls voice.
"So you have taken over my team member mind," said the leader as he spins and throws a kunai cutting his teammate cutting an unconscious Ino as well
"I recommend you three leave," said a voice as Naruto appears.
"Make us," said the boy in Shikamaru shadow.
Naruto sighs "drop your shadow I will handle it from here," said Naruto as he jumps down.
The boy run and fires wind out of his palm hitting Naruto. The wind dies down and Naruto is seen "there that takes care of him,"
"Zaku?" said the leader. "hHe is still alive," said the other genin
"What do you mean Dosu?" Zaku asked.
"I would listen to him; that was a breeze. Let me show you a real wind attack," said Naruto as forms a tornado cutting up Zaku's arms "your arms are useless," said Naruto
"Not even a hand sign," though Dosu.
Dosu walks up "take our scroll and let us go," said the teen.
Naruto takes the scroll and nods his head. As Dosu takes Zaku as the girl gets up and they flee.
Naruto turns his head and sighed "so he placed a curse mark."
"Dope; fight me," said Sasuke with black marks on his face.
Naruto turns his head "no," he said.
Sasuke charges forward but is kicked by Naruto. Naruto rushes forward and goes through hand seals "fuinjutsu cruse seal," he said as his hand light up as he slams it into Sasuke sending him back.
"Naruto-baka; don't hit Sasuke-kun," shouted Sakura.
Naruto glares at her. "he will be fine," he said.
"Sakura hold Sasuke," said Naruto "and follow me," said the blond as he a scroll at each team that they need.
"I will see you at the tower," he said as he jumps away with Sakura behind him.
They get to the tower and Naruto opens a heaven and earth scroll. Kakashi appears. "You guys pass," he said as he sees Sasuke knocked out.
"What happened to Sasuke?" asked Kakashi.
"We ran into a Snake," said Naruto.
"Naruto, Hokage-sama wants to see you. I will take Sasuke to the medic to get him back in fighting shape," said Kakashi.
Naruto shunshins out as Kakashi carries Sasuke away.
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Naruto appeared in front of Sarutobi "I see we have the proctors," said Naruto.
"What is your opinion Uzumaki-san?" asked a man as he was coughing.
"Hayate, Sasuke is a flight risk. Orochimaru place a curse seal with a clone on the Uchiha, knocking him out," said Naruto.
"When he woke up, he attacked me," said the blond.
"Should he continue to compete?" asked Sarutobi.
Naruto sighed "let him but I sealed his Sharingan since that activate the seal until Jiraiya-sensei gets here," said Naruto.
"Is it permanent?" asked the Hokage.
"The Sharingan can be released but I will release it when his curse mark is sealed," said Naruto. "I am dropping from the exams; since I want to be at full strength now Orochimaru is here," said Naruto.
Sarutobi nods his head. "Your mission is a success Naruto," he said. "Everyone but Naruto; please leave," said Sarutobi.
The jounins shunshin out leaving Naruto behind "I need you to be my bodyguard with Raido," said Sarutobi.
"Hai Hokage-sama," said Naruto as he shunshined out.
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Naruto was sitting in a field. "I have a bad feeling about this."
Kakashi walks up. "What wrong?" asked the silver haired man.
"Orochimaru is here," said Naruto. "Sasuke must be trained by you Kakashi."
"What about Sakura?" asked Kakashi.
"I will do what I can with her," said Naruto. "Good luck."
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Naruto gets to the Haruno residents. He knocks. The door opens and a blond hair woman open. "Naruto," said the woman.
"I need to talk to Sakura," said Naruto.
"About her fan girl tendencies?" asked the woman.
"I will train her for the next stage," said Naruto.
"Come on in," said the woman.
"Thank you Mebuki," said Naruto.
"Sakura can you come down?" asked the woman. The pink haired genin walks down the stairs and sees her mother and Naruto.
"What are doing here Baka!" shouted Sakura.
"I will be dropping out of the exam," said Naruto.
"Why, cause you know Sasuke will win?" asked the genin.
"Simple why advance to rank I have surpassed," said Naruto. "I am already past chunin."
Bull Shit," said Sakura.
Sakura, watch you language," said Mebuki. "You're talking to a higher ranking ninja. Right Shadow."
"You're the legendary Anbu?" asked Sakura.
"That is correct," said Naruto. "I am telling you this so I can take as my apprentice for the exams."
"But why, I was mean to you," said Sakura.
However, my condition is you drop you crush now of Sasuke," said Naruto.
"Why?" asked Sakura.
"Because dear," said Mebuki. "It will cost you your life, just like it did my sister."
"First we need to get you physical strength up," said Naruto. "Next we will work on your reserves. I will be honest, you are the weakest of all the genins."
"Prove it," said Sakura.
"Alright," aid Naruto. He gets up. "Can we use your backyard?"
They head to a small area. "Attack me," ordered Naruto. "With the intent to kill."
Sakura rushes Naruto and goes for a punch but misses each one. Naruto dodges with ease as every punch was evaded. "Now do you see."
"What can I do?" asked Sakura.
"I will train you. You will be chunin if I have anything to say about it," Said Naruto. "Do you accept?"
"I will train hard, sensei," aid Sakura.
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A/N: Added this part a taking out Sakura from Bashing and might do the same with Sasuke