A/N: it's been a while, I'm sorry :/ I've been stuck writing the last 2 chapters of 'A Princess' Love' and I don't want to start uploading my next full story until that one is done... But enjoy this stupid-and-makes-no-sense fic until then xD

I ran down the stairs. The house was too quiet and it made me suspicious. Not one Vocaloid to be found. Where did they all go?

I open a door and walk through it. The dining room is empty. The kitchen is empty. The hallways are empty. I look in the lounge and I see Rin. She smiles innocently at me. Now I'm really scared, because innocent is not a thing that Rin does.

"Len~" she coos. "Come here!"

She pulls out a pair of scissors from behind her back and charges. See, I told you she wasn't innocent. She probably killed everyone and hid them in the flowerbed. I sprinted for my life. I went into the dining area. Kaito smiled at me from the head of the table. At least somebody wasn't dead.

"What are you running from Len?"

He pulled out his own pair of scissors, and grinned maliciously.

I sprinted like there was no tomorrow. Considering the situation, I would say that tomorrow might not actually come.

I ran up the stairs and came face to face with the rest of the Vocaloids, each of them holding scissors. I was going to die.

"Len~" Miku giggled. "Stop running from us. This needs to be done."

"Why?" I questioned them.

Kaito appeared behind me.

"You really need a haircut." His breath tickled my ear.

"I spun and glared at him and Rin, who was cracking up.

"THAT'S what this is about?"

"YES!" they all shouted in unison at me.

I looked at them all fiercely.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, your hair is, like, way too long." Gumi pointed out.

Miku came at me with the scissors.

"It's not going to kill you," she giggled.

There's no way I'm letting them touch my hair.

"My hair is fine as it is, thank you very much."

"It's not, and it doesn't matter what you say because we're gonna cut it anyway." Miku sang and stepped closer with her shears.

"Only if you can catch me!" I yelled.

And then I ran like there was no tomorrow.