"Jaybird!" apparently Roy had a death wish, what with him jumping on the bed right where Jason was still sleeping with a knife under his pillow and guns within easy reach on nightstand. "Why didn't you tell me? I thought I'm your best friend!"
"Fuck off," Jason grumbled, deciding that no, he wasn't going to kill the bastard. It would take too much of an effort and he couldn't be bothered right now. "Tell you what?"
"About you and Dick!" Roy exclaimed. "I knew you were attracted to him but I didn't think you would go all out from the get go. A proposal before even starting a relationship? Wow, that's..."
Yeah, him and Dick, Jason thought smiling as he tuned out everything else Roy said. Nightwing let him have a few more kisses before he went all huffy again. He agreed to do next patrol together though, so Jason wasn't too worried. Maybe, if he would play his cards right he could get more than a kiss- Wait. What?
"What the hell are you talking about?" Jason sat up fully awake now and glared at Roy. "What proposal?"
"Um, from last night?" Roy prompted, tilting his head curiously. "You do remember it, right? It's all over the papers," he waved the newspaper he was holding.
"WHAT!" Jason snatched the paper from Roy and looked. Sure enough on the front page was an announcement about Nightwing and Red Hood getting engaged. He paled. "Fuck!"
Oh shit! This couldn't be happening. Shit, shit, shit. He was going to kill Dick for making him do this stupid stunt in the first place! Or maybe he should hide instead? It was more than likely that Bruce and his spawn were out for his blood already. And Dick might be right behind them. Shit!
"What do I do now?!" he demanded, desperately grabbing at Roy's shoulders with a terrified look.