"Good morning," Dick offered cheerfully to Alfred and his two little brothers as he walked into the kitchen.
"Good morning, Master Richard," the butler replied. "Allow me to be the first to congratulate you."
"Yeah," Tim grinned at his eldest brother, saluting him with a mug of coffee, "congratulations."
"Ah," Dick blushed slightly and scratched his neck sheepishly. It figured his family already knew he finally allowed Jason near him. "It's nothing. Really."
Damian snorted from his seat, scowling at his plate sulkily.
"I figured I would have more time to show you that Todd is not worthy of you," he grumbled. "But you could do worse, I suppose."
"Jason deserves everything the best to make him happy, like any of you do," Dick scolded gently. "And it's me who doesn't deserve him."
"You deserve what's best too," Tim was quick to reassure him. "And if Jason makes you happy then that's okay," he added, giving Damian a stern look.
"If it's what you want," Damian agreed begrudgingly.
"Aww, thanks guys," Dick ruffled their hair and gave them each a hug. Then he poured himself some coffee and took a seat at the table.
"So, when's the date?" Tim asked.
"We're going on patrol today," Dick smirked. "But it's not a date. I'll make him work a little more before that. What?" he questioned seeing their bewildered looks.
Suddenly Tim started laughing, startling everyone at the abrupt interruption of silence that befallen over them in their confusion.
"What? What?" Dick wanted to know. What was going on?
"Oh my God," Tim choked out. "This is epic!"
"What's going on?" Dick asked, a hint of demand in his voice.
Tim still laughing slid the newspaper over to him.
Dick glanced at it and his jaw dropped.
"What?!" he picked it up and frantically leafed through first pages to check if it was some sort of a joke and then getting back to the front page when he confirmed the paper was real. "No. Nonononononono…"
Oh shit! Jason was going to kill him. No, scratch that. Bruce was going to kill him.
Tim still was cackling maniacally.
"Does that mean you and Todd are not getting married?" Damian looked at him hopefully.
Yeah, he was sooo dead.