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"Robo-Hitler? ISIS-Qaeda?" Gaius said skeptically. "Who in Naga's name is that?" "Well, ISIS-Qaeda is an evil organization from another dimension," Fred answered. "They used to be two separate groups, but they teamed up to cause maximum terror in their world. When they fused, they created Robo-Hitler to be their leader." "Created?" Henry said, in shock. "Do they have magic powers or something?" Fred shook his flat head. "Robo-Hitler is a robot, crafted from metal and electricity, in case you didn't know." Gaius and Henry showed great interest in the concept of robots, as they had no such thing back home. Fred continued the story of the enemy. "They also created robots of three more famous terror figures from their world, and they became ISIS-Qaeda's administrators. Shortly afterward, ISIS-Qaeda discovered a substance which can be used for cross-dimensional travel. They created a machine that could harness the power of the substance. Fortunately, they only have enough substance for one trip: one to and one back. That's why we must drive them out. Once they're out, they can't return." "And you have to save us, prophesized ones!" George randomly added. "Do we really need to help these guys? What's the point?" Henry whispered into Gaius' ear. Gaius pondered on that thought. Suddenly, an idea came. He grinned an evil grin. "If we help them and get rid of ISIS-Qaeda, we can eat all of Candy Land, and the residents will allow it because we're their heroes!" Gaius whispered back. Henry grinned evilly as well. "Of course we'll save your kingdom!" Henry told Fred and George. "Yay!" George cheered. Let us head to the capitol where the Candy Castle is. The king will certainly be pleased to learn that the prophesized inedible ones are here to save us!" Fred simply rolled his icing eyes.
The road to the capitol was a long and tedious one. George remained as stupidly optimistic as ever, Fred carried on with his grumpy attitude, as he watched Gaius and Henry eating whatever they came across. The trek took an hour or so, but alas, they were there: the capitol. There were several expensive-looking hotels, apartments, and penthouses all crafted from graham crackers, candy canes, and frosting. At the center was a giant castle crafted of similar materials. "THE PROPHISED ONES ARE HERE! THEY WILL SAVE US FROM ISIS-QAEDA!" George yelled at the top of his lungs. Some residents opened their windows, looking bewildered. "What prophecy?" "What is he talking about?" "Oh, it's just an escapee from the looney bin." "What has this guy been smoking?" were among the capitol resident's reactions. Fred and George (Mostly George) led the two to the castle. "Halt!" a knight of the royal guard ordered to the party. "We have brought the saviors of the prophecy who will stop ISIS-Qaeda. The knight stared down at George menacingly. That is, if you find a talking mint menacing. The knight laughed. "What prophecy?" he asked. "The one issued by the royal star-reader just recently!" George answered. "Oh yeah! That one!" the knight replied. "It sounded baloney to me at first, so I didn't believe it, and neither did most of the citizens. But now I'm looking at two individuals who clearly aren't composed of sweets of any sort! Come with me! We must see the king!" The knight opened the doors to the castle. Other knights were inside the main foyer. At the sight of Gaius and Henry, they bowed down, and promptly followed the door guard knight. The royal guard then led the two humans to the throne room. One knight knocked on the door. "We need to see you, King Kandy!" soon after, two throne room guards opened the great door and allowed the royal guard and the two guests of honor to enter. They marched up to King Kandy, was sitting in throne made of all sorts of things that would make dentists everywhere gawk.
"Welcome!" he greeted cheerfully. "Say, who are these newcomers?" A captain stepped forward. "Your majesty, these are the prophesized ones who will drive ISIS-Qaeda out of Candy Land!" The king beamed up. "What joy! What are your names, my dear sons?" "Erm, I'm Gaius and this is my, um, friend Henry." Gaius hesitantly replied. "Well then! Call all the citizens of the capitol! We must present our saviors!" the king announced. He got off his throne as guards exited the castle to gather the citizens. "Follow me, boys!" King Kandy beckoned Gaius and Henry. The two followed the jolly king outside and onto a podium positioned near the castle grounds. The citizens of the capitol all gathered around to hear the king's message. "Ladies and gingermen, I am standing here with the delightful pleasure to present our newfound saviors of the prophecy, Gaius and Henry!" the audience said nothing, with blank looks on their faces. "What prophecy?" "Is that what that that crazy gingerbread was referring to earlier?" "Is it just me or have I heard this before?" Noticing their reactions, King Kandy hushed the crowd. "Remember the prophecy the royal star-reader issued?" Somehow, it all came to the sugar peoples' heads. "Oh yeah! That one!" "I remember now!" Apparently people made of candy are extremely forgetful and stupid. They then started cheering. "All hail Gaius!" "All hail Henry!" it was all very festive, until…
BOOM!
A huge explosion was heard. It was then filled with more booms. Giant bird-machines filled the sky. "ISIS-Qaeda is doing an air-raid! Everyone to the bomb shelters!" the guards announced. Citizens scrambled in fear as they searched desperately for the nearest bomb shelter. "Saviors!" a captain of the royal guard approached the two otherworldains. "Get out of the city as fast as you can. I suggest finding the admins and taking them out before we attempt to destroy Robo-Hitler. Why not you go after Robo-Stalin? His base is closest to the capitol." Gaius and Henry nodded as they head out to find the nefarious Robo-Stalin.
Alas! I'm finally done with the second chapter! Sorry about all this boring exposition. Things should start to get more exciting next chapter.
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