Harry regretted leaving his Rontronbabbu.
He knew that leaving the one he loved hurted. It hurteded even more than when Ronny yelled at him so hurteded-fully like that.
Harry went to a corner store and bought a rainbow cupcake. He swagged back home through the flowers, in his pretty, long, flowing dress, his curls bouncing in the wind.
He tripped in dog shit.
As he got home, Ron was watching Strawberry Shortcake on the expensive flatscreen.
"This gives me ideas." Ron said, writing something down in a notebook.
Harry ran over to Ron in tears, and fell on one knee, handing Ron the now dog shit-covered cupcake. "I'm in lesbians with you, Gideon!" Harry said.
"MMM. I LAVS ME SUM CHACOLAT CUPACKS!" Rion rapped as he popped the dog shit in his mouth. "Gideon?" Ron asked.
"Scott Pilgrim. (I) Read the whole series." Haarry responded.
"This cupcake tastes like dog shit," Ron stated.
"I'm sorry about yelling before. You know how I get when there's coffee in my trousers." Ron stated once more.
...To be continued.