It's been forever. I feel lazy. Sorry to everyone.
"So all we have to do is find this Stalin-robo guy and it'll all be good," Gaius spoke as he and Henry began to walk briskly away from the city under attack. The soldier had given Henry a paper before they had left. "According to this map, Stalin's fortress is at the center of the Chocolate Forest." Gaius sighed. The forest would be filled with mosquitoes trying to eat his lollipops. "But what if the mosquitoes are made of candy as well?" He wondered. His face then lit up with an evil smile. Hours passed. Our heroes continued following the map as they discussed the delicious things that would be in their tummies after their quest was complete.
"We're here!" Henry cheerfully announced. The fortress was in a kind of pyramid shape with plants scaling its sides. It glowed with a golden brilliance of a rich man's treasure room. Large red banners draped the sides, which read, "Hail Communism! Hail ISIS-Qaeda!" with a strange logo on them. Patrolling the temple-like fortress were metal machines which the people of Candy Land had referred to as 'robots'. They swarmed the fortress in great numbers, making it difficult to see a clear entrance. Gaius scanned the scene. He noticed a dip in the pyramid, which two robots were guarding. Surely it was an entrance. He pointed it out to Henry. "But how can we get in without getting killed?" He asked. Good question. There seemed to be no visible options for stealth tactics so… "Grab your weapons. We're going in." Gaius pulled out his silver sword, which shone in the sunlight. Henry reluctantly pulled out a Thoron tome. "Wait for my signal." Gaius whispered. He waited for the perfect opportunity where there was a clear path to run. That moment finally came. "NOW!" Henry yelled as they rushed straight for the fortress.
The robots took notice of our heroes. "INTRUDER. SCANNNING. IDENTIFIED. TWO HUMANS. BOTH, MALE. TERMINATION SEQUENCE AQUIRED." They all beeped, chasing after the invaders. Gaius and Henry slowed down, realizing that they would have to fight. Gaius attempted to slash the robots, with little success. Henry blasted it with Thoron, with much better results. He giggled evilly as he pulled out a Rexcalubur tome and blew several robots into oblivion. Gaius noticed this. The two had a plan. With his speed, Gaius would distract the robots, then Henry would destroy them. The plan worked, leaving it safe to enter. The two bolted for the entrance. They were safe.
That chapter was a little short, but next time, we fight Robo-Stallin! Dun-dun-dun!