Harry leaned on Ron's shoulder and snuggled him on the couch in his absolutely FABULOUS GLITTERY NEW SKIRT.
They were watching the series of My Little Pony:FIM on the big expensive flatscreen television.
"NO RAINBOW DASH, DONT EAT THOSE!"Ron shouted, crying.
Harry sighed, relieved that everything was fine again.
"Ronny, I have something to admit..."
"Spill the shit , bruh." Ron shouted gleefully.
"You may have eaten toast from a toaster I pissed in." said Harry.
"Oh , Okay."
"Oh, Okay?Why aren't you reacting negatively?"
"Lots of things happen the other night when you had sour cream with your tacos?" Ronny asked, sipping his fancy tea.
"Yeah, those were gre-"
"That wasn't sour cream." Ron interrupted.
Harry threw up a little, just remember the cupcake from earlier...
The song "I Live In A Tree" by The Knife started playing on the radio.
Harry wrapped his arms around Ron.
"This song gives me the mega hotts," said Harry.
Harry suddenly produced a bag of some sort and gave it to his petty lover. Ron opened it to find clothing of some sort.
Within it there was a choker, whip, ball gag, and really small pink shorts with "RONILICIOUS" in big red, glittery font on the butt-cheek area.
"DAAAAAAAMN, BITCH." Ron stated.
"Lets have CASUAL SEX." said Harry.
Harry and Ron then broke into a musical number singing "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga, and then Harry had CASUAL SEX with froyo instead of Ron.
The end.