A/N: Bloody hell! 3 days of rain in a row? What kind of a summer is this?-Scotteh p.s: I apologise if this is shit.

Chocolates

Rating:T

Summary: Roy needs more chocolate so Edward and him go shopping. What happens when Roy eats too much chocolate? Bit of OCC-ness.

Roy opened the cupboard and licked his lips, hoping to find something sweet to snack on as he signed his paperwork. The only thing in the cupboard was a packet of crisps that read 'Calcium Snacks' and a sticky note stuck on the packing which read 'Great Lord Edward Elric's snacks. Touch it and you dead, Mustang.' There was a little heart drawn in the corner with some smaller writing underneath that was 'p.s: This is no joke. If you eat these, you won't be getting laid for a week.'

Roy closed the cupboard door again, not wanting to risk his chances. He knew how strict Edward could be. He sighed and started looking through the kitchen for something sweet, anything! But he found nothing.

"Edward?" He called as he walked into the living room to see his boyfriend wrapped up in a blanket and watching something stupid on MTV. Edward didn't look away from the screen.

"What do you want?"

"We're out of chocolate." Roy replied as leant against the door frame.

"Oh boo-hoo. Go and buy some then." Ed said, monotone.

"You come with me then," Edward raised an eyebrow as he looked at Roy as if to say 'and why is that?'. "Because chocolate shopping is awkward if you go by yourself. Plus, you have more of a-"

"Watch it, Mustang…" Ed fumed, knowing what he was about to say.

"-feminine appearance so people might think I'm buying them for you."

"No." Edward said, after a long pause.

"Come on," Roy jeered "You could be my girlfriend for a day."

"I don't want to be you shitty girlfriend! I'm more manly than you!," Edward screamed. "If you want a girl to go with you, call Lieutenant Hawkeye. She'll defiantly go with you." Ed looked back at the TV and scowled. Roy brought a hand up to his chin and looked off to the left as if in deep thought.

"Actually, you're right! I'll go ask her." He said as he stood up right and turned around to head for the phone. Roy hid his grin. He knew Ed was very protective and would get jealous easily. It would only be a few seconds before he would come bounding to Roy's feet and beg to go shopping with him.

"Wait!-," Ed yelped as he struggled to get out of his blanket. Roy stopped and turned around, raising his eyebrows. Edward stuttered and blushed "I'll…I'll go with you…Hawkeye doesn't like sweet things anyway so…" He trailed off, avoiding eye contact. Roy grinned. He knew Edward well. He couldn't help but kiss the boy. He was acting too cute. Roy liked it when Edward was bashful.

After they had their make out session, they out on their shoes and got into Roy's car where they drove to Thornton's, Roy favourite chocolate shop. As soon as they walked into store, Roy's eyes lit up.

"So many types and flavours to choose from! Oh, Ed! Look, look! They're giving out free tasters!," Roy said as he bounced up and down. Edward sighed, his boyfriend was such a girl at times. Roy noticed his sudden outburst and coughed, regaining composure. "I-if you need me, I'll be over there, trying some testers…" He grumbled, embarrassed as he walked off. Edward giggled to himself and smiled at his boyfriend. There was a side to Roy that only Edward knew and that made him very happy.

~time skip~

"uuuuhhggg…" Roy groaned as he walked over to Edward who was sitting on one of the black leather sofas provided at the shop. Roy's face was white as a sheet and he looked somewhat dead.

"What's wrong with you?" Edward asked, trying not to show his concern. Roy stumbled and sat next to Ed, resting his head on his shoulder.

"Ate…too…much…chocolate…bout…to…throw…up" Roy gurgled, clutching onto Ed's coat. His subordinate panicked, standing up, pulling Roy with him.

"We need to get you into the car. Can you walk for a bit, you big oaf?," Ed grumbled. Roy nodded weakly and let Edward take some of his weight. "Fucking hell! You're heavy! How much did you eat?" He yelled. Roy just groaned I response.

Once they made it into the car, Edward noticed something. Roy was too sick to drive, so he placed him in the passenger seat and he himself sat in the driver's seat. He slowly wrapped his hands around the steering wheel. Well, yeah, he had just recently passed his driving test but he hadn't driven since then. Cautiously, he pushed the keys into the ignition and the car roared causing Edward to jump. 'Okay, relax Edward Elric. You're the Fullmetal Alchemist for Gates sake. A little bit of driving won't be a problem.' Edward moved his foot to reach the gas pedal, but it was too far away because he was shor-vertically impaired compared to Roy. He moved the seat forward and stepped on the gas.

~Time skip~

By the time they had arrived home, Roy was more sick thanks to Edward's great driving skills. The younger man literally dragged his boyfriend into the house and threw him onto the sofa, grabbing the blanket he was using earlier and covering him with it. After Edward had gotten Roy a hot water bottle and stuck a bucket next to the sofa, Roy mumbled something incoherent.

"What's wrong Roy?"

"We…we didn't…"

"Yes?"

"We…didn't buy any chocolate…"

~Le End~