A/N: *cries* Final day of summer holiday. I got back to school tomorrow on my birthday. Any, enough chitta-chatta let's get to the story. Enjoy :D (p.s: is it just me who thinks that Olivia Armstrong is a total bae? I have like a massive crush on her…*hides, embarrassed*)-Scott

Hairstyles

Summary: Roy finally notices how soft Edward's hair is.

Rating: T (for, you guessed it, language) but this is mainly fluff, I think.

Roy and Edward were cuddled together on the sofa watching TV while wrapped in a fluffy white blanket. Edward was cuddled into Roy's chest and Roy had slung around Edward's shoulder, as if to protect him. It was quite early in the morning but they had decided to watch a film since Roy was still recovering from his sickness.

Edward sat up with a groan and reached for his ponytail, trying to pull out the band without yanking half of his hair out.

"What are you doing?" Roy asked, curiously.

"You try leaning back on a sofa with your hair up, it's really uncomfortable," He huffed as his hair fell loose. Edward flicked it away from his shoulders and resumed his spot on Roy's chest and nuzzled into it slightly, like a cat. Roy put his hand on Ed's shoulder again, but as he did so, ran his hand through his subordinate's hair. Wow, he has really soft hair. Did he always have soft hair? Why haven't I noticed? He through to himself as he started playing with a part of the blonde hair. Edward looked towards Roy who was avoiding eye contact. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"S-say…what kind of conditioner do you use? Your hair is really soft." Roy said, awkwardly. Edward looked back at the TV screen.

"I don't use conditioner, it's a waste of time and it's slimy as hell. If that shit gets on the shower floor, you will be slipping everywhere. I've had one too many accidents to know that." Edward mumbled to himself.

"Can I style your hair?" Ed snorted.

"Why? That's really gay."

"Ed…we are gay." Roy gave his boyfriend a 'are you fucking stupid' look.

"Yeah I noticed, but that's not what I meant."

"And…if we do ever have a daughter, I doubt it'll be you doing her hair every day. Think of it as…training." He said as he kissed Edward on the cheek, making Edward blush. Ed swatted him away as he got off the sofa and sat in front of Roy, his back facing him so he would have more access to Ed's hair.

"We're two men, neither of us can get pregnant, you idiot. Alchemy isn't that developed yet…but I think in the near future there will be a way for men to get pregnant…" Roy chuckled as he realised that Edward had thought of this before. Edward was glad his back was facing Roy so that he couldn't see how red his boyfriend's face was. Edward shoved a hand into his leather jeans and pulled out a handful of hairbands and a foldable hairbrush (My mum has one of those and they're so cool! Like just in case of an emergency loose hair or something. Pure genius :P). He always had spares, just in case. He handed them to Roy, as he did, Roy took the chance to kiss his hand.

"Thanks," He said as he took the hairbands and the red hairbrush. The flame alchemist opened the brush and started combing Edward's hair. "Well, there's still the option of adoption." He said as he came across a knot in Ed's hair. He yanked on it, causing Edward's head to jerk back and he made an unattractive yelp, turning to Roy, holding his head where it hurt. Roy held his hands up in retreat.

"What the fuck? That hurt like a bitch!," He said as he spat flames "Brush through it slowly or hold the hair at the top and brush to stop it from hurting!" (I've had one too many incidents like this when I brush girls' hair...they hate it. :/)Roy patted Ed on the shoulder as if to calm him down.

"That's why you should use conditioner." He said, raising an eyebrow. Ed glared daggers at him.

"What did you say, shitty colonel?"

"Nothing, nothing~ just turn around again," Edward huffed and swivelled back to his earlier position, crossing his arms. Roy did as he was instructed and held the hair at the top, to reduce tugging. He split the hair evenly in the middle and made two bunches at the top of Edward's hair, leaving his fringe out. "Done. Turn around." He said, excitedly, obviously proud of his work. Edward turned around with a pout on his face, his arms still crossed. Roy looked at Edward with wide eyes. The metal alchemist looked like a cute school girl. His weakness…

"What ya' lookin' at." He mumbled, looking away from Roy's gaze, blushing. Roy's eyes glittered.

"I never knew you could look so cute. My little tsundere." He chuckled as he picked Edward up and pulled him into a hug. Edward squirmed.

"Who calling a little tsundere so small that their senpai would never notice them?!" He yelled into Roy's ear, blushing furiously. The older man pushed his boyfriend down onto the sofa and kissed him hard, causing Edward to squeak.

"My point exactly. Say, how about we try for that baby today?" He smirked and started kissing down Edward's jawline.

"Men don't get pregnant!" Edward tried to push Roy off him, not wanting to make love on the sofa.

"We can still try." Roy grinned.

"AH! You shitty pervert!" Edward screamed, causing Roy to chuckle.

~Le End~