Author's note: More shows and more stupidness~ I reference real things here, as you will soon read. Thanks for those who read this! BTW I put all dialogue by different characters on different lines! Don't own anything.

"Hello and welcome to the three o' clock news update. I'm Mathias Køhler,"

"And I'm Lukas Bondevik. Today's top story is the Toilet Paper Pledge* in the USA this morning. President Barack Obama has made every loyal American swear to use less toilet paper to help global warming and pollution. Other countries may follow this example, like Australia and Canada."

"And that proves Americans have Sweden's strömming for brains!"

"Uh… Danmark, that comment was offensive. And you're annoying."

"Y' d'r' t' 's' my f'v'r't' f'd 'n th't m'nn'r? (You dare use my favourite food in that manner?)"

"Holy hamburgers! I'LL SUE YOU!"

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Danmark, you're annoying."

Technical difficulties, please stand by.

"Bonjour, mes amis. Welcome to Afficher beauté de la France, or France's Beauty Show. My name is Francis Bonnefoy and today I will educate you on the beauty of ambergris**. Ambergris is a solid, waxy, flammable substance the colour of England's rotten scones produced by the digestive system of our friends the sperm whales. I even brought some to show you viewers at home. See?" A big gray ball resembling the THINGS coming out of England's oven (no offense) was shown to the distressed viewers at home. "This looks like nothing, no? Ah, but you see, its fragrance is most magnifique! Go for a lump that's aged quite well, fresh ambergris smells like the Parisian drains. Now, many perfumes have ambergris in them, so it is sad to know it's illegal in most places, no? Fortunately you need not worry, beca –"

"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG GGGHHHHHHH! Norge, SAVE ME!"

"Hey, that is rude! To destroy the set like this, it is HORRIBLE!"

"I'll sue you!"

Technical difficulties, please stand by.

"Konnichiwa, I am Kiku Honda."

"Annyeonghaseyo, I'm Im Yong Soo, da ze!"

"This is Japan and Korea's Gaming show. Today we wirr pray I'm scared***."

"Sounds scary, da ze!"

"Korea, there is no need for your sarcasm. To those who have prayed it, prease send us your comments. I arready know how to pray the first rever."

"There's multiple levels!? The first time I played that game, I didn't want to play it again! ARGH! It's that face that appeared when I finished the game!"

"Here comes the next bit. You must open the game's directory forder, and read the document."

"W-white face? I'm scared, da ze!"

"That's what's the game's carred, Korea… Wait, KAA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"It's a RAINBOW FUDGING PONY!"

Technical difficulties, please stand by.

"Hello and welcome to England's Cooking Show. My name is Arthur Kirkland. Since we don't have Alfred with us today, we will make Italian lasagne. You will need around 3-4 lasagne sheets, 100g of minced beef, a bottle of pasta sauce, 100g of chee –"

"IGGY! Help me sue these news idiots!"

"Norge! Help meeeEEeEeEeeEeEeEeEeEEeEeE!"

"Ok, now as I was saying, you need 50g cheese, and an oven. Get a deep tray and grease it. Put your first layer down and the – "

"I'LL SUE YOU!"

"Flying Mint Bunny! You… you've forsaken me for PSY!? I bloody quit this show****!"

"Ciao, this is the Italy Brother's Talk show! I'm Feliciano, and this is Lovino! Ve, we don't have a guest star this week, so let's start with our letters!"

"This one's from the Greek and Turkish bastards. It says: Dear Italy brothers, we were having a play date at each other's houses when we couldn't split a biscuit and started arguing. What can we do? From, Greece and Turkey. That's easy, bastards. Split the biscuit in half. Why don't bastards have any f*cking common sense these days?"

"Ve~ Didn't you know Mr. Common Sense had his funeral last week*****? Anyway, we also have another letter! But it looks different to our usual…"

"It's from some bastard called I kidnapped Spain. It says: Dear Italy brothers, I kidnapped Spain. I am a fangirl, and if you want him back I want at least twelve reviews for this story. From, I kidnapped Spain. Meh, who cares about the Spain bastard?"

"While we try to sort this out, here's some ads, ve~"

"Hey! It's the awesome Prussia here! Right now I want to show you my all-new Gilbird plushies! All soft and squishy, and in a store near you! Kesesesesesesese~"

"Do you get annoyed easily? Want an easy way to get those pesky idiots out of your way? Then you're gonna want one of my patented Hungarian cast iron frying pans! They're so useful; you can cook and fight with them! Only $49.99 and in stores now!"

"This is breaking news! We're all going to be sued by America!"

"I'LL SUE YOU!"

"This is Roderich Edelstein in Washington D.C! Back to you, Mathias."

I was out of ideas… but England quit! Please help me! Oh yeah, if you want Spain back, I suggest you review, no? LOVE YOU ALL~ (PM me any ideas or OCs) Thanks for all the reviews! I'm so happy!

*: I had this dream that the US actually made this pledge on TV after my chocolate binge.

**: Ambergris… search it up.

*** I'm scared will make you scared. Don't play it.

****: Yeah. England won't be cooking anymore. Don't worry, he'll be back!

*****: Common sense died out long ago, no?