Author's note: I'm now currently obsessed with Bleach so weird references shall pop up. Sorry for not updating for a long, long time… I don't own these children!

"Hello and welcome to the three o' clock news update. I'm Mathias Køhler,"

"And I'm Lukas Bondevik. Our studio was shut down for a while, but we're glad to be back. Our top story today is last month's Movember Event. Our winner of the event was Germany with his fabulous handlebar mo." Norway pointed to the German on the projector screen. "Runner ups included Turkey, France and Sweden."

"I wanted to grow a mo but Norge said no. Anyway, let's leave the past behind! This is the jolly month of December, and everyone knows that Christmas is near! Hopefully nobody has to experience the Grinch stealing their Christmases like last year. Speaking of which –"

"It is I, the Grinch! I am here to steal your Christmas!" The so-called "Grinch" uprooted a Christmas tree and stole all of the presents underneath. "Now, it is time to make my escape!"

"Not so fast, Descole; I won't allow you to steal Christmas!" A man in a top hat (who was obviously in the wrong fandom) walked quite casually through the hole in the wall made by the Grinch, followed by his young companion.

The Grinch unmasked himself to be Jean Descole, the scientist. "I can't let you stop me this time, Layton! You always foil my awesome plans; I shall not allow you to do so today! Pikachu, I choose you!" Descole threw a Pokeball only to find that Pikachu was dead. "Dammit! I forgot the air-holes!"

"Take this, Descole!" Professor Layton's self-proclaimed apprentice Luke gave Descole a good kick.

"I'm being blasted off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!" Descole had been turned into a human satellite. Their job done, the professor and Luke walked straight back out of the hole in the wall.

"Hey um… Norge, can we get back to the news?" Denmark looked nervously around at the battered studio.

"It so happens we've run out of time. This has been the three o'clock news update. See you at six."

"Wanna be rich? Wanna be famous? Then $20 could help you! Buy Estonia's Get Rich book and get rich in 2 weeks! Found in your local black market bookstore."

"Um… Hi, I'm Emil Steilsson and this is the debut of World Hopping with Iceland and Mr Puffin."

"It's nearly Christmas, so we decided to do Australia! It's partly because it's far away from Denmark and Norway but also because of the hot girls!" Mr Puffin had a nosebleed somehow.

"We're currently in Cairns, Queensland and we're waiting to go diving in the Great Barrier Reef. Oh, look here's our boat!"

"Aha! I knew you'd be here!" Denmark and Norway were running towards Iceland while he was about to board the ship. "Give us the puffin!"

"Gah!" Iceland and Mr Puffin ran on to the boat just as Norway and Demark caught up. "Well, that was a close call. I had to steal Mr Puffin back from their decimated studio, so they're not very happy about that."

(at the reef)

"Well, my dear viewers, this is the Great Barrier Reef. This should definitely have a place on anybody's bucket list. It's beautiful and serene, which is a welcome change from all my volcanoes."

"Um… Iceland?" Mr Puffin was eyeing some suspicious fangirls who had figured out who they were.

"Later, Mr Puffin. As I was saying it – Whoa! What's going on!?" Iceland felt his hands being tied together.

"I'm the person who kidnapped Spain… and I'm going to kidnap you too!" Those were the last words Iceland heard before he blacked out.

"Don't just have a cuppa, have a cuppa of England's Tea! Grown by the Mr England himself, you can be sure your tea is the best there is. It's only $5 at your local superstore and Aizen approved*."

"Moi moi! Want a better Christmas? Finland's the place for you! Meet Finland on 10-25 December now!"

"Have the holiday of your short life!"

"Um… I don't think that's going to work, Nel-chan!"

"Ve~ Welcome to the Italy Brothers Talk Show; I'm Feliciano and this is my big brother Lovino."

"Seems like were having a guest star bastard today."

"Please welcome Ms Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck!**" Noses bled as a gifted young woman walked onto the stage and silently sat next to Italy.

"Good evening, Feliciano, Lovino."

"Ciao, Nel-chan! Ok, our first letter is from Denmark and Norway! Dear Italy Brothers, Iceland has illegally taken back his puffin and now we receive news of his disappearance. Apparently the kidnapper has also kidnapped Spain and is still demanding the twelve reviews to let both of them go. What should we do? Sincerely, Denmark and Norway."

"It's that bastard from the last chapter! Godammit, she is annoying me! You hear that, viewers? Hurry up and review because I can't stand that person anymore!" Romano started steaming.

"Your outburst was uncalled for, Lovino, but I should agree. There is no way of telling how our victims are being treated so I recommend reviewing to save them." Nelliel shrugged.

"So keep that in mind, ne~ Moving on, our second letter's from Germany! It seems as if he's having a problem…"

"Dear Italy Brothers, there are these annoying children that always demand to use my weapons. I've driven them off countless times, but they keep on coming back in bigger numbers. What can I do to stop this? From, Germany. What is wrong with the bastard? What sort of children are they!?"

"Those." Nelliel pointed to a hole in the studio wall, which was now occupied to some familiar faces (at least to Bleach fans***).

"We are the Espada, hit men hired by Norway and Denmark!" Luppi looked as if he enjoyed playing his part.

"That idiot Germany wouldn't let us use his stuff to get back Iceland, so we're gonna use you as hostages! And that b*tch Nelliel too!" Nnoitra was leering at Italy, who was cowering behind Nelliel.

"I-I-I-I think we should stop recording now…" Italy was trembling as much as Romano was throwing tomatoes.

"Agreed."

Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Ooh… what's going to happen now the Espada have invaded? The person who kidnapped Spain and Iceland will be revealed soon… Au revoir!

*: Aizen's the bad guy of Bleach. He serves tea to his subjects before they get their butts kicked. Nice chap.

**: Nelliel tu Odelschwanck is one of Aizen's former subjects. She has two forms; her child form and her adult form. In Finland's commercial she is a child, in the talk show she is in her adult form.

***: The Espada are the elite fighting unit belonging to Aizen. Nelliel was once part of this.