At Silo's base; Cyclone was in his hanger doing a yoga pose called the Downward Dog.
Sideswipe entered the hanger.
"Hey Cyclone, I-"Sideswipe said before becoming shocked, "OH MY GOD! What the hell are you doing?"
"An Earth thing called yoga." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe nodded at that sight.
"Nice." said Sideswipe.
"Try the tree pose." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe became confused.
"How do you do that?" said Sideswipe.
Cyclone stood up, held a foot up over his knees and clamped his hands together in front of his chest.
"Tree pose." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe did the same pose as Cyclone.
"This is very relaxing." said Sideswipe.
Cyclone smiled.
"Yeah, it helps me to relax at times of stress. Nothing can make me lose my concentration." said Cyclone.
However; Windblade entered the hanger with a gong and a baton before hitting the gong, making a loud noise that caused Cyclone to lose his balance and fall on the ground.
Cyclone looked at Windblade.
"Hi Windblade." said Cyclone.
"How's it going?" said Windblade.
"Pretty good, got your boyfriend into yoga." said Cyclone.
Windblade noticed Sideswipe doing the tree pose and approached him.
"The tree, one of the oldest living things on planet Earth, capable of withstanding almost anything." said Sideswipe.
Outside the Trees heard him.
"He's not kidding." said a Tree that sounds like Robin Williams.
"Yep." said another Tree that sounds like Elvis Presley.
Back in the hanger.
"So tree's can withstand anything." said Windblade.
"Yep, no matter how tough it maybe." said Sideswipe.
Windblade then lightly tapped Sideswipe in the chest, causing him to tip over and fall on the ground.
Windblade giggled.
Cyclone got on his hands and held his entire body up before bending his knees.
"Crane." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe did the same pose as Cyclone.
Purple Wind entered the hanger and saw everything.
"Yoga?" said Purple Wind.
"Yoga." said Windblade.
Cyclone and Sideswipe stood up.
The two female bots smiled.
"Such good choices we made." said Windblade.
"I made a perfect one. Sammy is now capable of such feats that were thought to be impossible." said Purple Wind.
Flashback
An injured bird fell on the ground in a forest and Cyclone appeared and picked up the injured bird.
"Don't worry little guy, this won't be long." said Cyclone.
He cupped his hands together and they started glowing green before they stopped.
The bird got on its feet and flapped its wings.
Cyclone smiled.
"Perfect." said Cyclone.
CatDog appeared carrying a dead bird.
"Restore this thing to life?" said Cat.
Cyclone placed his hands on the birds before his hands glowed green and stopped.
He removed his hands and the bird started flapping happily.
The three smiled.
"It's a miracle." said Dog.
"Yeah." said Cyclone.
Cat then shoved the bird in his mouth and ate it.
Dog and Cyclone became shocked.
"What the hell was that all about?" said Cyclone.
"I'm not going to eat a dead bird, am I?" said Cat.
Dog is shocked.
So shocked that he started puking.
"Hey, don't puke anything I just recently ate." said Cat.
Suddenly; Dog managed to puke out the bird that Cat ate.
The bird shook itself around and flew off.
End Flashback
"Cruel trick to using my powers." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe laughed.
"Always easily convinced that someone close has good intentions." said Sideswipe.
He continued to laugh but a ninja star was lodged into his shoulder.
He stopped laughing and noticed the star.
"Hey." said Sideswipe.
He saw Cyclone with his ninja star blaster aimed at him before putting the blaster in a holster.
"Just remember, the only reason I didn't have my blaster set to exploding stars was because you're an Autobot." said Cyclone.
Sideswipe removed the star from his shoulder.
Cyclone then placed a hand over Sideswipe's wound before it started glowing green and stopped.
The samurai triple changer removed his hand from Sideswipe's shoulder, revealing the wound was healed up.
Sideswipe is shocked.
"It does work." said Sideswipe.
"I'm an Autobot that was resurrected with All Spark energy and golden energy." said Cyclone.
"Fair enough." said Sideswipe.
"Do any of you know what tomorrow is?" said Windblade.
The guy Autobots did some thinking.
"February 14 2017, but I don't see how that's special." said Cyclone.
The Kabuki bot smiled.
"Valentines Day." said Windblade.
Cyclone became confused.
"Valen-what day?" said Cyclone.
"Valentines Day, the day where Cupid pays everyone a visit and shoots them in the ass." said Sideswipe.
Cutaway Gag
In the Kalos reigion; a Noibat was eating tons of apples on a tree.
Cupid appeared behind the Pokemon.
"Okay, time to test out the new weapon." said Cupid.
He pulled out a blaster similar to Chewbacca's crossbow blaster and aimed at the Noibat before shooting a dart in it's butt.
Noibat screamed in pain and saw a Dedenne and fell in love with it.
The Noibat then started flying towards the Dedenne.
The rodent Pokemon noticed it and screamed before being tackled to the ground.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone was shocked by that.
"What, those things actually work." said Sideswipe.
"Of course they do." A Voice said.
Everyone turned and saw Cupid (Gravity Falls version).
"Who the hell are you?" said Purple Wind.
"Cupid." said Gravity Falls Cupid.
"You can't be Cupid." said a familiar voice.
Everyone turned and saw the Fairly Odd Parents version of Cupid.
"I'm Cupid." said Fairly Odd Cupid.
"No, I am." said Gravity Falls Cupid.
Sideswipe turned to the readers.
"I'm no shaman, but I can guess what's going to happen next." said Sideswipe.