this is why I love you

by SpaceMenace

Hey guys so while writing Vlogging and Driving I had all these cute AU ideas that wouldn't fit. So here is a bunch of oneshots these will be uploaded at random so don't expect a scheduled update reviews would be loved ,

4. Chapter 4

Authors note: yo I feel like shit but hey have cute phan shit~

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Thank chu~ I enjoyed you phantastic puns.

Disclaimer: I don't own dan or phil

Drunken Fling

"Phil~ Phil babe I think you're cute~" A drunken Dan said giggling.

"Dan how much have you had to drink?"

"No-Not much just a couple of beers and these things I don't know I think they're called purple nurples~."

"Dan you need to go home. You are way to drunk to function."

"No I'm -I'm fine I just need to sit down~" he said giggling and falling down onto the floor onto his butt.

"See see I'm fine."

"Wow that's so convincing."

"Nah babe I fine." He said giggling like a little school girl.

"Dan let's go home. You can rest up and get sober."

"Phil I'm I'm fine~ dontz worry about me~"

"Dan come on I'll carry you out if I have to!"

"Stop being a party pooper Phillip."

"Dan I'm not being a party pooper, I just don't think you are sober enough to function."

"Phiiiiiiiiillll lighten up."

"Dan please let's go ho-" Phil was cut of by Dan giving him a kiss. He was so drunk off his ass he nearly missed his lips.

"Dan you taste like alcohol."

"Yeah I would say that~"

"Now let's go home so you can sober up."

"Can can I sleep in your bed tonight?"

"Fine Dan whatever will get you sober" he said grabbing hold of Dan's hand.

"This this is why I love you~"