Back at the Toon City Zoo; Liger continued inching closer to Randy.
"Who the hell do you think you are barging into my territory?" said Liger.
"Randy Cunningham, the head zookeeper." said Randy.
Liger stopped in her tracks in shock.
"Aw shit, every time a head zookeeper ends up in here I get transferred to another zoo. I'm in my exhibit, minding my own business, a head zookeeper ends up im my territory, next thing you know I wind up in another zoo." said Liger.
Randy is shocked.
"Another zoo?" said Randy.
"Not my first zoo transfer." said Liger, "I'm hoping for a permanent home."
Randy nodded.
"Okay." said Randy.
He pulled out a rule book and started reading it.
"I got it, if you sleep with any animal in here and get pregnant, you'll be forced into staying here." said Randy.
Liger became confused.
"Seriously?" said Liger.
Randy nodded.
"So you want me to sleep with any animal in this zoo in order to keep from being transferred to another zoo and also break the laws of nature?" said Liger.
"Your a mix of a Lion and Tiger. You think that's against the law?" asked Randy.
Liger did some thinking.
"Okay I see your point." said Liger.
Randy did some thinking.
"And I might have an idea on who'll be willing to help." said Randy.
Later; Randy was talking to Shere Khan who was mad.
"I am not willing to help." said Shere Khan.
Randy sighed.
"Come on Shere Khan I know you. You may look mean but you have a soft spot." said Randy.
"True, but this is very stupid." said Shere Khan.
Randy became confused.
"How so?" said Randy.
"You can't force two creatures to just mate with each other in order to make more creatures so that those creatures will repeat the Circle of Life in the future, even if it is to keep one creature from leaving, you need to set them up on a date, get them to go out every once in a while, and then wait for the magic to happen." said Shere Khan.
"That Liger is a Mix of Lions and Tigers." said Randy.
"That's not my point." said Shere Khan.
"What is your point?" said Randy.
"Try playing match maker." said Shere Khan.
"Oh you will." Randy started and in a dooming second Randy and Shere Khan were in the Zoo office with the tiger dressed as Cupid, "Do it."
Shere Khan looked around and became confused.
"Wow that was fast." said Shere Khan.
Randy chuckled.
"Yeah Sonic was right." said Randy, "Getting things done in a dooming second is much more fun."
Cutaway Gag
At a hibachi restaurant; Sonic, Gwen, Lori, Bobby, Leo, Rook Shar, Red, and Stella were at a hibachi table/grill combo.
"Well, we're waiting." said Red, "I swear, if I don't get served real soon, I'm going to lose my cool."
"That won't change much." said Lori.
Red groaned.
An Asian man dressed like a chef appeared.
"Forgive me, but we're terrible short staffed so we won't be able to serve you for another 2 hours." said the chef.
Everyone groaned.
"Seriously? We've been waiting for 45 minutes just to see some rice eater cook for us." said Stella.
The chef became mad.
"Rice eater? You want dinner, you cook yourself." said the chef.
He went into the kitchen and pushed out a cart with tons of rice, shrimp, chow mein, etc.
"You on your own." the chef said before walking off angrily.
Everyone turned to Stella angrily.
"Nice going, now we're stuck having to fend for ourselves." said Leo.
"Yeah I expected that from Red." said Sonic and turned to Red. "No offense Red."
"None taken." said Red.
"How was I supposed to know these guys would take offense by rice eaters?" said Stella.
"Maybe the fact that this country has come down to racial profiling after that 9/11 incident." said Bobby.
Sonic stood up and walked off but returned after only a second.
"Look at your plates." said Sonic.
Everyone else looked down and saw fried rice, chow mein, sweet and sour shrimp, and tons of other stuff before becoming shocked.
"What the hell did you do in only a second?" said Lori.
"I cooked dinner." said Sonic.
"Why?" said Gwen.
Sonic smirked.
"I got tired of waiting for dinner and a show, so I wound up doing it all by myself. Good thing I filmed the whole thing with the slow motion function of my iPhone's camera." said Sonic.
"Where did you learn to cook like that?" said Bobby.
Sonic tossed a book in front of Bobby and he read the title.
"Hibachi Cooking for Dummies?" said Bobby.
"No offense I'm hibachi cooking for everybody." said Sonic.
"None taken." said Red and Stella.
End Cutaway Gag
Shere Khan groaned and pulled out an arrow.
"These things don't really work, it's just for show." said Shere Khan.
He then shot the arrow at a Shellder.
The Shellder screamed and saw a Slowpoke.
The clam Pokemon instantly fell in love with the Slowpoke and bit on it's tail.
The Slowpoke became confused and looked at it's tail.
It then started evolving into a Slowbro as the Shellder turned into a Spiral Shellder.
"Slowbro." said the newly evolved Pokemon.
Shere Khan became shocked.
"Huh weird." He said.
"That is weird." said Randy.
"What I don't get is why Slowpoke evolves with a Shellder in the anime only and not in the games." said Shere Khan.
"Good question." said Randy, "Well, better start playing cupid to Liger Jones."
Shere Khan nodded and walked out of the office.
"Since I'm doing this, better give Jost the confidence he needs." said Shere Khan.