ALGEBRA FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. Seriously, you guys can blame my slow updating on school. Fuck math, fuck that shit hard.
16 years before canon
"Ozpin's offer sounds really good, not only would you not have to travel for work anymore and have a higher wage than you do now, but you'd also be guaranteeing that Velvet will get a high quality education. I think you should do it." Naomi said as she laid in bed with her head resting on her husbands chest.
Obito grunted as he stared at the ceiling. "My only real issue is that Ozpin is a big player on the world stage, and he's highly involved with the maidens. Nothing good ever happens when I pick sides and influence things to directly. Though I do admit it's a very tempting offer." He replied as his fingers absent mindedly played with her tall bunny ears, it was a habit he'd picked up after they got married. At first it annoyed Naomi since faunus generally don't like the animal parts being touched, but she quickly got use to it seeing as it was her husband and she knew half the time he wasn't even aware he was doing it. "I'll go talk to him tomorrow and work something out with him, it shouldn't be to hard."
Before Naomi could reply the two heard light whimpering and their bedroom door creaking open. The two looked up to find a crying Velvet at the foot of their bed. "Whats the matter sweety?" Naomi asked as she leaned over and grabbed the little girl pulling her up onto the bed with them.
"I had a scary dream about a red eyed man." She choked out between sobs.
Obito and Naomi smiled at the young girl. "It's okay honey, it was just a dream. Nobody will ever hurt you with us here." Obito pulled the crying child into a hug.
Velvet continued to cry into his chest. "He said he was gonna get daddy." Obito continued to comfort the girl.
"Nobody is gonna get me Bunbun, and you know why?" He asked causing the girl to look up at him with watery eyes.
"Why?" She sniffled.
"Because your daddy is the strongest man in the world!" Obito stated firmly with confidence.
"Really?" Velvet wiped her nose and looked to her mother.
Naomi smiled and nodded. "Yup, your papa is tougher than any person or monster out there." Naomi confirmed earning a smile from the girl who nodded. "Here, crawl in, you can sleep with us tonight." Nodding Velvet quickly crawled inbetween the two and under the covers before snuggling up to her mother.
Laying back down Obito smiled at his family.
13 years before canon
"Yes, it seems Velvet got into a bit of a scuffle with a boy on the playground." Naomi spoke into her scroll. "No, the teacher said they were both fine but they want us to come down. I'm on my way right now, could you meet me at the school? Great I'll see you the love, bye." Naomi hung up and put the scroll away as she look at the road ahead of her.
Sometimes she was jealous of her husband, he never need cars and never had to deal with traffic. When she called him he was several miles outside Vale on a mission for Ozpin, much further than she was from the school, but still she was willing to bet that he'd most likely beat her there. After another ten minutes of driving she finally arrive at the elementary school and sure enough Obito was standing at the entrance. He had a cocky smile on his face as he already knew what his wife was thinking, she slapped his arm lightly earning a laugh before entering the school.
"Hi I'm Naomi Scarlatina, Velvet's mother." She introduced herself at the, she noticed the woman at the front desk glance over at Obito slightly warily, his scarred face and tanto on the waist of his usual battle attire didn't really scream 'I belong at a school'. "And this is my husband Obito Scarlatina."
Obito nodded his head, after some thought and a desire to live in peace he had decided to go by his wifes name as to not draw attention to an odd name like Uchiha. "Yes, uh little Velvet is with the principle and the young boys parents right now. I afraid you will need to leave your weapon here sir, we don't allow weapons on school grounds."
Obito reached into shirt and quickly pulled out his wallet and opened it for the women to see. "As a licensed huntsmen I'm legally allowed to carry my weapons anywhere." He stated noting the surprise in the womans eyes. Standing she quickly lead the two to the office where Obito could already here shouting coming from within.
"I want this animal removed from this school and charges brought up!" A man shouted, as Obito opened the door he was greeted by a large man standing behind a young boy with a bloody nose and a scratch mark on his arm.
Velvet was sitting in a chair next to the boy with a scraped knee and small bruise on her cheek forming. She was currently crying, most likely out of fear of the large man screaming and pointing at her. "Velvet sweety, are you okay?" Naomi asked getting the girls attention.
Velvet jumped out of the chair and ran over to her mother the moment she heard her voice and cried into arms. "Great, now it's animal mother is here. I'm suing you freak for what your daughter did to my boy."
"Now I don't believe thats necessary." Obito raised his handing stepping into the room as well. "Mr. Crimson, could you please explain to me what happened?" Obito asked the principle while almost completely ignoring the fuming man standing only a few feet from him.
"Ah yes, well apparently during recess Velvet and Jacob here got into an argument about Velvet's heritage. Ms. Aqua said that little Jacob grabbed little Velvet's ear and called her several names before she struck him in the nose. After that a short fight ensued until Ms. Aqua managed to break them up." The man explained fixing his glasses.
Obito turned to the angry man. "It's sounds to me that your son instigated the conflict by grabbing my daughters ear, but seeing as it was just a childrens quarrel why don't we just let it go?" Obito spoke calmly with a smile on his face to the almost steaming man.
"Fuck that! Animals like that girl shouldn't be allowed to attend a school with regular humans like my boy!" He shouted sending spit from his mouth onto Obito's face.
"Sir, I'm gonna ask that you not refer to my daughter or wife like that again." Again his voice was even and calm as he wiped his face of the spit.
The angry man grinned. "Oh? And what's a pathetic loser who couldn't get a real woman so he had to screw a rodent gonna do?"
Obito was quiet for several seconds. "Sweetheart, could you take Velvet home? I'll handle the rest of this." Naomi smiled and picked up her daughter before exiting the room.
Beacon Academy
"Seven broken ribs, three concussions, a hairline fracture in his arm, a shattered knee, four missing teeth, a broken nose, and if I'm reading this correctly, a non-preexisting case of severe peanut allergies. Do I even want to know how you pulled that last one off?" Ozpin asked as he pinched the bridge of his nose. When he approached Obito a few years ago about working with him he had expected an extremely wise sage with untold knowledge and power, instead he got an extremely wise sage with untold knowledge, power, and a habit for causing him large amounts of trouble and frustration. "And then there's the twenty five thousand lien in property damage."
Obito sat back in a very relaxed state as he listened to the headmaster who he'd come to see as a friend over the past few years. "What can I say other than don't insult a mans family?" Obito shrugged.
As they spoke the elevator dinged and a young woman wearing the Beacon uniform entered. "You called for me?" She asked crossing her arms before looking towards Obito with a raised eyebrow.
Ozpin smiled at the young woman. "Yes, thank you for coming Ms. Goodwitch. I'd like to introduce you to the Huntsmen who will be escorting you on your graduation exam." Ozpin grinned at the look of surprise on Obito's face, this was the perfect way to get back at the sage for all the paper work he had to do to deal with his overkill form of justice against racism.
"Hold up a second Oz, I thought the graduation exams took place last month. Also students don't usually have hunters escort them during the exam." Obito looked the woman over. "Where's her team?"
Ozpin cleared his throat. "Ms. Goodwitch here is a rather special case, she has never been assigned to a team in her four years. Seeing as I can't very well send a single student out on such a dangerous assignment I've been looking for a hunter who could escort her and make sure she survives while also not making it to easy for her. I was gonna have Qrow do it, but after your performance today I figure you'd be the better choice."
Obito glared at the gray haired man. "Your an evil bastard old man." He grumbled.
"Who are you to call anyone old?" Ozpin chuckled. "Your VTOL will be at the Beacon airpads tomorrow morning at eight, give Naomi my regards." Ozpin smiled at the groaning Uchiha.
That night
"So let me get this straight. After beating the living daylights out of that man, Ozpin decided to punish you by send you off alone into the middle of nowhere with a twenty one year old beautiful girl? If you were anyone else I'd be worried but I trust you." Naomi spoke as she chopped up vegetables for their dinner. "Though I am curious as to why you've decided to bring her home with you."
Obito leaned against the kitchen counter as he looked into the living room where Glynda was giving Velvet help with her homework while waiting on dinner. "I just figure it'd be good for her to have a nice home cooked meal before having to rough it for two weeks. Besides, from what Oz told me she doesn't really have anyone else to spend time with like this."
"Hmm." Naomi grunted slightly causing Obito to smile before walking over to her and grabbing her by the waist.
"Naomi Scarlatina, you wouldn't be feeling a little jealous now would you?" He grinned as his wife set down her knife and turned around with a forced glare. "Come on, you know I only have two women in my life right now." He pulled her into a brief kiss. "And they both have bunny ears."
After a few more seconds Naomi returned the smile and kissed him back. "Fine, maybe just a little. Now let eat."
The next day
"Thank you so much for all the hospitality Ms. Scarlatina, I truly appreciate it." Glynda smiled as they walked towards the airpads.
Naomi returned her smile and nodded. "It was no trouble at all." The two approached the VTOL they would be taking.
"Mommy look at all the buttons!" A small voice could be heard from inside the VTOL as Velvet poked her head out the cockpit window. "Daddy said I could learn to fly it one day!" The two older women laughed at the young girls enthusiasm.
"He's right, just don't touch any of them right now sweety, we don't know what they do." Naomi told her daughter who ducked back into the ship. "Now you be careful out there, and don't hesitate to sock my husband in the teeth if he's starts acting stupid. The grimm lands are suppose to be very dangerous even for veteran hunters."
Glynda nodded. "I'm sure we'll be fine, Professor wouldn't send someone who couldn't handle themselves on a mission like this. I'm sure Mr. Scarlatina will be more then strong enough to handle any situation if the need arises."
"Oh I'm not worried about Obito, he'll be fine. This kind of thing is nothing to him so don't let his safety distract you." Naomi turned as she heard a pair of footsteps approaching.
Obito stood next to Ozpin while scratching his head. "Welp lets do this."
And thats a good place to stop for now. Tell what you all think and leave me a review. Until next time, now I'm gonna go get somethng sweet to eat cuz I'm starving.