With Jost; he was napping on a tree.
"HEY!" yelled a voice.
Jost slowly woke up and looked down and saw Surley and Buddy Rat looking up at him.
"Get down from our tree, humans are watching." said Surley.
Jost looked around and saw that he was indeed in Surley and Buddy's exhibit and tons of human were watching him.
"Mommy why is a Blue Tiger there?" asked a little girl that sounded like a Young Morgan Matthews from Boy Meets World.
"No idea." said a woman.
Jost became shocked and climbed off the tree before walking out of the exhibit and into his own exhibit.
Shere Khan who was hiding behind the clock saw everything and aimed a love dart at Jost's butt.
"This better work." he thought.
He then shot the dart, but it deflected off a metal pole and wound up hitting a collarless doberman in the butt.
The dog saw a dog catcher and ran over to it and started humping his leg.
The dog catcher became shocked.
"My boss won't believe this." said the dog catcher.
Shere Khan groaned.
"Crap, okay this better work." said Shere Khan.
He shot another arrow, but it deflected off the ground and wound up hitting a walking by Marco in the butt.
He groaned and saw a cardboard cutout of Gaston and started hugging it.
"Cardboard cutout of Gaston, I can no longer resist your charms, hold me." said Marco.
Jackie, Janna, and Ray who were drinking smoothies saw the whole thing.
"Tell you the truth, I can't help but feel sorry for the poor shmuck." said Janna.
Ray approached the Mexican.
"You know, you seem to have the hots for a cardboard cutout." said Ray.
"It's so damn hot." said Marco.
"You spend all your time with this thing, you'll never be able to see Jackie Lynn again." said Ray.
Marco became shocked.
"Never see Jackie again?" said Marco.
He starts wheezing as a pink heart shaped like a cloud appeared behind before it disappeared, causing Marco to pass out with his eyes open.
Everyone became shocked.
Ray closed Marco's eyes and pulled out a green blanket before covering his face.
"Yep I killed him." he said.
Shere Khan groaned and shot another dart at Jost, but it wound up hitting Knuckles in the butt.
He screamed and saw a great white shark in a tank and jumped into it.
"Hey sweet fins." said Knuckles.
The shark swam to Knuckles about to eat him, but Knuckles kissed the shark, making it spit all over the place before hiding under a boulder.
"Get that knucklehead away before he rapes me." said the shark.
Leni saw this and groaned.
Shere Khan pulled out five more arrows and aimed at Jost.
"One of these better not miss." said Shere Khan.
He shot them all, but they deflected off several rocks and hit five girl's butts.
The five screamed and saw Bobby before talking him to the ground and ripping his clothes to shreads.
Bobby screamed in fear.
Lori's group saw everything and became shocked.
Sonic chuckled.
"I always had a hunch he was a piece of incredibly hot man candy, but this is ridiculous." said Sonic, "Bobby Boo Boo Bear is going to have five more girlfriends to spend time with."
Lori aimed a pistol at Sonic's head.
"Don't worry I'm yanking your chain, I'll take care of this." said Sonic, "Something like this happened to my grandfather Scrooge McDuck once."
He walked over to the crowd.
Shere Khan pulled out another dart.
"The last one, better make it count." said Shere Khan.
He then aimed at Jost.
He closed his eyes and shoots the arrow and it hits Jost.
The blue tiger groaned and crawled out of the exhibit and started walking off.
Shere Khan opened his eyes and saw the arrow in Jost's butt.
"Huh, that actually worked." said Shere Khan.
He laughed
"And I hate it." He said.
Jost walked over to Liger Jones's exhibit and looked at her.
The liger looked at Jost.
"What the hell do you want?" said Liger.
"To keep you from leaving hairy baby." said Jost.
Liger chuckled.
"About damn time." said Liger.
Jost climbed into the exhibit and climbed on top of Liger.
"Time to show you what I'm capable of." said Jost.
"This is going to be good." said Liger.
Outside the zoo; tons of tiger and liger roaring was heard, waking Marco up.
"Tony the Tiger's loose, get the tranq gun." said Marco.
Everyone nodded.
Randy grabbed a tranq gun and ran to where the roaring was and became shocked by what he saw.
"Tony the Tiger is trying to impregnate his own cousin Lassie the Liger." said Randy.
Everyone went to the Liger exhibit and saw everything.
"Isn't that a crime against nature?" said Leni.
Ray turned to the dumb blonde.
"It's a liger, a mix between a tiger and a lion, how's that a crime against nature? Plus it's a weird statement coming from you considering that you're dating an echidna who is kissing a two ton killing machine." said Ray.
"The Limbless Freak is right." said a Random Zoo Goer.
Leo dove into the shark tank and dragged the love lorn knucklehead out of it.
"I'll miss you my sweet fin." said Knuckles.
"That sweet fin of yours had hunger in her brain." said Leo.
"If she has any brains." said Ray and laughed.
Jost climbed out of the liger exhibit.
"Until we meet again my sweet." said Jost.
Liger groaned.
"I feel pregnant." said Liger.
"You're welcome." said Randy.