In the mansion living room; Sonic, Randy, and Luna were watching Batman V Superman.
"Wait, Batman just spares Superman due to the two having mothers with the same first name? That's pretty idiotic." said Randy.
"Dude, it's the sequel to Man of Steel which'll tie into the upcoming Justice League film, the two need to find common ground so that the League can be formed." said Sonic.
"I guess. I mean what's next? Batman appearing in Suicide Squad?" asked Randy. "Or the movie Logan being Rated R?"
"Both have happened." said Luna.
Randy became shocked.
"What?" said Randy.
"I pay attention to details." said Luna, "Even what makes Superman different to Batman."
Cutaway Gag
In a park in Metropolis; three elementary schoolers were smoking tons of cigarettes.
"Strong stuff." said one child.
"Yeah." said another child.
Suddenly; Superman appeared with a stern look.
"Start talking." said Superman.
The kids became shocked and tossed their cig's into a bush.
"Who's idea was it to start smoking?" said Superman.
The Kids looks at each other.
The first two pointed to the third child.
"Look, you may think that smoking'll make you look cool, but it won't, several years from now you'll realize just how bad your life will become." said Superman.
"He's right." said the third child.
Superman then flew off.
In a park at Gotham City; three teenagers were smoking tons of cigarettes.
"Strong stuff." said a teenager.
"Yeah." said another teenager.
Batman appeared in front of the three, making them scream and toss their cigs away.
"Where did the drugs come from?" said Batman.
"You'll never get me to talk, never." said the third teenager.
Later; Batman was holding the teenager off the edge of a building by his leg.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK!" yelled the teen.
Batman tossed the teen on the building.
"I stole the money from my parents and got a fake ID from some shady guys." said the teenager.
End Cutaway Gag
"At least the Lego version of Batman isn't like that." said Sonic.
The three saw Knuckles enter the room in a scuba diving outfit and carrying suitcases.
"Hey, you going to a pool party?" said Luna.
Knuckles looked at Luna mad.
"Just to let you know, I can't live without her." said Knuckles.
"This better not have anything to do with that shark." said Sonic.
Randy nodded.
"It does." said Randy.
"So, I'm going to head for the zoo to offer my hand to her." said Knuckles.
"She'll accept your hand alright, and the arm that goes with it." said Luna.
Knuckles gave her the middle finger.
"Don't try to stop me." said Knuckles.
He started to walk off.
Leni walked into the room crying.
"There goes my knuckle bear." said Leni.
Sonic groaned.
"I'm going to stop him." Sonic said before turning to Knuckles, "Knuckles, if you move in with that shark, you'll never spend time with Leni Loud again."
Knuckles stopped in his tracks in shock.
"Never see Leni again?" said Knuckles.
He started gasping before a pink heart shaped cloud appeared behind him and disappeared, causing him to fall on his back as everyone approached him.
"Hey guys, we going to a pool party?" said Knuckles.
Everyone smiled.
Leni turned to Sonic.
"Just out of curiosity, why did you convince him like that." said Leni.
Sonic turned to the dumb blonde.
"As much as I'm not fond of your love life." said Sonic.
"Hey." Leni said angrily.
"I can't bare to see someone upset in a relationship." said Sonic.
Leni smiled.
Luna smiled.
"Sonic has a point." said Luna.
Knuckles is mad.
"Sorry Luna your not coming. 1. I don't like you. 2. You make me sick." said Knuckles.
"Three, she's capable of overshadowing you." said Randy.
"Hey." said Knuckles, "I can overshadow anyone."
"Yeah figuratively." said Sonic.
With Cyclone's group; they appeared at the clearing where Cyclone and Sideswipe planted the bonsai tree and turned into their robot modes.
"This better be good." said Windblade.
Cyclone made his hands glow green and aimed them close to where the tree was planted.
The tree started to grow very quickly and shaped itself into a heart with a red coloring.
The female Autobots became shocked.
"Whoa?" said P.W.
"Yep, what do you think we've been doing for the whole day?" said Sideswipe.
"We kind of thought that you might have forgotten Valentines Day and hung out with Cyclone for a guys only day." said Windblade.
The Guy Bots are shocked.
"Forget Valentines day, why would we forget Valentines?" said Sideswipe.
"This is my first Valentines day, I wanted to make it special for the bot that I've known and loved for a long time." said Cyclone.
His girlfriend nodded at that.
"I hear that." said P.W.
"Two years gone from Cybertron on a self discovery journey did a number on me." said Cyclone.
"Obviously." said Sideswipe.
Everyone laughed.
Meanwhile at the Zoo; Jost smiled happily.
"Best Valentines day of my life." said Jost.
HIs exhibit mates were staring at him.
"Wow, I've never seen Jost this happy in a long time. It almost like he's fitting to get Japan to reevaluate their choice of making their upcoming Pokemon film being a reboot of the original series." said Che.
Jost heard that and rolled his eyes.
"Screw you assholes, just so you know, I managed to confess my love for the liger." said Jost.
Shere Khan who was holding a love dart tossed the arrow out of the zoo.
"Uh yeah I didn't help at all." said Shere Khan and laughed nervously.
Gad approached his friend and patted him on the back.
"Proud of you man." said Gad.
Jost smiled.
"Thanks." said Jost.
The love arrow kept on flying and landed in the park close to Lana Loud who was wallowing in tons of mud with her Heracross and Hawlucha as the Noibat egg was on the side.
Lana noticed the arrow and picked it up.
"What is this thing?" said Lana.
Her Pokémon saw this and became worried.
She then pricked her finger on the tip.
"Ow." said Lana.
She then looked at Hawlucha as romantic music started playing.
But then a record scratching sound was heard.
"Screw it, I'm going to keep wallowing in the mud." said Lana.
She dived down in the mud again.
Suddenly; the Noibat egg started glowing before it hatched into a Shiny Noibat.
Lana smiled.
"Finally, it hatched." said Lana, "Now get in this mud."
The Noibat looked at the mud and at the readers before raising it's shoulders in confusion and diving into it.