Privyet, guys!
Amberwolf2377, Anime4life5- You guys are fucking awesome. Remind me to make you guys dictators when I conquer the world.
Love ya! *hugs*
Also, chances are I'll be updating less with school and crazy Latin teachers and whatever.
Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himayura
You guys have full permission to kill me. I cooked this up in 30 minutes while writing a literary analysis for 'The Queen of Spades'.
Crazy English teachers.
Anyways, here's chapter 2
[World meeting, Berlin]
Italy still wasn't present. Chances were, he got distracted by a stray cat or an Italian restaurant or some pretty girl, but not on a rainy day in Berlin.
"Has anybody seen Veneiziano?"
"Whaddya mean, West? I thought he went with you!"
"Bruder, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
"Yeah, whatever. There was this guy, he kinda looked like you during the Great War, if the uniform was brown and you were a slob."
Russia looked slightly uncomfortable, like there was something that might be useful but probably shouldn't be brought up at the moment.
"Did he have a scar on his cheek?"
"How would I know? I'm not the god of facial features. Eh, probably."
"Дерьмо"
"Oh yeah, also, there was this other guy, he was sorta like me, but way less awesome."
"I believe I know of who you speak."
"Heh, really?"
"They are you and Germany."
"Yeah, right. Now stop messing with my awesome."
"I am serious. Their names are Lutz and Hermann."
Only then they realized other nations have been listening in to their conversation. Sensing an uproar, Russia left the room.
[Somewhere outside of the world meeting room]
The ex-communist thought it was about time the other countries knew about the 2ps anyway. He only feared for his under-the-counter meme deal with America. His people would not be amused to find that the lack of memes was solely because that idiot got pissed and raised his prices to ridiculous levels. Again.
His phone dinged.
Sender: Vladimir Braginsky.
'I think I'm lost. This place looks like a shitty version of Moscow'
'Also, Allan's bitching about me burning down this bar.'
What.
2ps were sometimes opposites, but really, a bar? And in his Moscow?
What the fuck happened.
'I believe you are in my Moscow.'
'That makes so much sense.'
'Also, please refrain from burning any more bars. They are very dear to me.'
'Ok, mom, I got it.'
'Can you talk to your Germany? I believe he has our Italy, for whatever reason. They know now. I think.'
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddd cut! Okay, random little things
Дерьмо- shit
Hermann is 2p! Prussia
Allan is 2p! America
I swear to fucking god Alfred and Ivan are dealing in illegal memes nobody is convincing me otherwise.
Remember, 2p! Russia is in Moscow
Also, he's very sarcastic
I have a feeling this is leaning towards some sort of Trojan War scenario, with Italy and whatnot. (oh god help)