Aku Aku was worried that Crash and Coco wouldn't recognize him as a youkai. He just looked so...different than before. He wore a light blue kimono patterned with red flowers. He hoped that Crash and Coco recognized him and suddenly, he heard a growl. "Grrr...Why me?! Why am i a woman?! I don't get it!" shouted a mysterious voice. Aku Aku knew who that was right away, it was his evil twin brother, Uka Uka. "Uka Uka? Is that you i hear?" Aku Aku called. Uka Uka was shocked at hearing his older brother's voice, He would be humiliated if Aku Aku found out that he was a youkai! Uka Uka tried changing his voice to a feminine tone. "Uka Uka? Darling, who is that?" Aku Aku knew he was trying to change his voice. "Come on out, Uka Uka. You cannot fool me." Uka Uka sighed and decided to come out of his hiding place. "I swear to god, if you fucking dare laugh at me..." Uka Uka whispered under his breath. Uka Uka was wearing a dress with a lock in the middle, his hairpieces were three bones connected to each other. Aku Aku tried his hardest not to laugh at Uka Uka but failed and erupted in laughter. "I never thought you were THAT kind of Youkaaaaaaaaaai!" Aku Aku cried while laughing. This got Uka Uka to explode in rage. "Oh yeah?! Atleast i'm not wearing some girly-crap kimono!" He yelled at Aku Aku. "We're going to the Hakurei Shrine." Uka Uka grabbed Aku Aku's arm before snarling. "NOW." Aku Aku stopped laughing and looked at Uka Uka. "What about Crash and Coco? And since you're here, what about Cortex?" He asked. "Fuck them! Crash is a dumbass, Coco's a bitch and Cortex is a pussy anyway! I know how to get to the Hakurei Shrine anyway!" Uka Uka responded angrily and dragged Aku Aku to the path to the Hakurei Shrine.
On the way to the Hakurei Shrine, the two brothers, Aku Aku and Uka Uka, encountered the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Aku Aku looked at his younger brother in confusion. "Uka Uka? What are we doing here?" He asked. Uka Uka looked back at Aku Aku and responded, "We're going in the library of that mansion to get a map." Aku Aku was shocked and said, "I thought you said you knew the way to the Hakurei Shrine!" Uka Uka snarled, "I do! It's that i don't know the rest of this god forsaken dimension!" Aku Aku kept quiet for a moment before responding with, "Touche." Uka Uka looked over at the Mansion. "Anyway, I doubt you know your way around here anyway. So it's more benefical to you than me." He said, grinning. Aku Aku saw a gate guard sleeping by the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "Hmm? Who's that?" He asked. Uka Uka saw the gate guard and sighed in disgust. "That's Hong Meiling. She's the gate guard to this place. Luckily, she always falls asleep on the job so we can get past. Just try not to wake her up." Uka Uka sneaked past Meiling and mangaged not to wake her up. "Come on, Aku..." Aku Aku looked around nervously and said with a shaky voice, "I..I don't think we should be doing this..." Uka Uka sighed. "Yeah, i knew you would say that. But i saw a crystal in here and i'm gonna geeeeet it!" Uka Uka grinned. Aku Aku turned to Uka Uka. "A crystal...?! Alright then.." Aku Aku tried to sneak past Meiling but stepped on a twig, which got Meiling to wake up. "AGH! Sakuya, don't knife me!" Meiling screamed. She then looked around and saw the Aku Uka Brothers.
"HALT! State your business!" She shouted. Uka Uka procedeed to run in the Mansion while Aku Aku stayed behind. "I apologize for my brother's attitude. I am Aku Aku." Meiling looked at Aku Aku, confused. "Never seen a youkai like you before...What business do you have with Miss Remilia?" "Ah, yes. I was just trying to get a crystal while my brother was getting a map of Gensokyo." Aku Aku responded. "A crystal? A map of Gensokyo? I have no idea where you got that crystal thing from but a map...You must be from Sado, right? You know, where Mamizou came from!" Meiling said with a smile before being serious again. "Ahem..Sorry, I can't let you in." Aku Aku had an idea to distract Meiling. "I saw a maid with an angry expression." He lied. Meiling was shocked. "Aghh! No! Sakuya's angry with me?! Oh man..." Meiling then looked at Aku Aku and pleaded. "Please help! I'll do anything you'll want me to do! Just please save me from Sakuya!" She begged. Aku Aku smiled to himself and said, "Let me in the Scarlet Devil Mansion and i'll help you."
"Done!" Meiling responded quickly and opened the gate. "Now, what do i do?!" She asked hastily. Aku Aku responded, "Act like you were beaten up. She'll definitely believe you." Meiling nodded and lied down on the ground, acting like she was beaten up. Aku Aku grinned and went into the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
