#3
Mikey is funny.
Donnie's smart; Leo works hard
But who am I, then?
Loyal, strong, and brave.
Just be yourself, Raphael.
You are all my sons.
#4
Mikey skateboarding
He's trying to be all cool.
Boom! Right on his ass.
He laughs and gets up.
It doesn't seem to phase him.
Admirable, no?
(But still funny.)
#5
LEO NEVER GETS
IN TROUBLE BUT HE START HALF ("starts")
OF IT SO LAME (only four)
It takes two to fight
And as I recall, Leo
did his share of flips.
…without complaining.
#6
Board game without me.
It makes me kinda jealous.
I'm here too. Just ask.
Opportunity:
Leave your room once in a while.
Your door says "Keep Out."
#7
Yeah, but Mikey will
just come and break everything.
It's like, I can't win.
Checks and balances
You can have the things you want
But not all at once.
#8
Said "hello" today.
Played Nintendo with Leo.
Glad the fight's over.
I am glad as well.
He misses you when you fight.
Try to remember.
#9
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MIKE?
HE IS SO STUPID
It's only water.
I will have a word with him.
Meanwhile: Seek revenge?
#10
Got my poster wet
So I soaked his comic book.
Now I'M the bad guy. X(
That is not a PRANK.
That is known as a "dick move."
Say you're sorry, please.
#11
Really? "A dick move?"
That's…kind of hilarious.
You're funny sometimes.
You have no idea.
Pranks should be FUNNY for all.
Check the laundry, please.
#12
That's it. I give up.
All of my masks are now PINK.
I really hate him.
Dr. Prankenstein
Strikes again. I think a truce
Is probably best.
(PS - I have already made you three new ones. Donatello has hidden them in his room for you. My advice, though? Wear the pink for a while. Confusion is a powerful ally to the ninja.)
#13
BEST SENSEI EVER.
It is driving him INSANE!
Starting to like pink.
Classic ninjutsu:
Disorient him, then strike.
Pink is the new Red.
#14
One two three four five
I have nothing to report.
Five four three two one.
Nice try, Raphael.
If you're bored, there are more chores?
Do your homework, please.
#15
Mike: "When I grow up
I'm gonna be a rapper!"
No you're not. Shut up.
Everyone has dreams.
His are innocent enough.
Does it bother you?
#16
Yes, because it hurts.
You didn't see Donnie's face.
He could be so much.
He already is.
We do not choose our fortunes.
We rise to meet them.
#17
It's hard to do that
When you spend your entire life
living in a sewer. (+1 extra)
Enough, Raphael.
I have heard this song before.
You are not ready.
#18
I hate it down here.
Are we EVER going up?
I feel like we're not.
I am curious
What do you think is up there?
It's more than you think.
#19
Daylight. Roller skates.
I wanna see the ocean.
And eat a hot dog.
Oh, my son. It's true:
The world is full of small joys
But such large sadness.
#20
Okay, whatever.
So we're not going this year.
It's sad down here, too.
Ninja means "patience."
I promise: When you're ready.
I need you all safe.
#21
Happy Mutation! (Day. :P )
Thanks for the roller blades, Dad.
But maybe…next year?…
I'm glad you like them.
As I mentioned: Patience, please.
We will wait and see.