(Author's Note)

Hey everyone and welcome to another chaperone of Re;Birth: Guardians

Also if anyone remembers that plutia was chasing after me during the last chapter... well I might have had some help from one you never know

And to you never know: thanks for the anti-share crystal.

Secondly I decided to not have anyone here today so I don't have to worry too much.

"Hey Author dude!"

Oh dear god! Neptune what.. how did you get here?

"I'm the main character, I do what I want!"

I'm not getting rid of you am I?

"Nope"

Figures. Anyways while you're here mind doing the disclaimer?

"Sure pal. 0n3dgeGaming does Not own hyperdimension neptunia, he does however own his oc and story. There you happy now? So if you will excuse me I have some "business" to take care of."

Bryce, I hope you have a backup plan

Dude I am the main character. I have plot armour

No matter with that out of the way let's get this thing started!


(POV 1st)

16/11/15

After getting a Job at the guild, I left to jet set range. While on my way out I had run into someone who looked very familiar. Her name is plutia. As soon as I got to the general area I coudn't help but feel uneasy, like I was being watched. I geuss you could say that was true.


"Okay let's see, Jet Set Range huh. This does seem to be the place." I said aloud

A cold shiver goes down my spine, I don't like this feeling. It makes me feel uneasy, well might as well play some music.

(Play The hero [one punch man intro] Natewantstobattle english cover)

One paaaaaaaaaaaaaawnch

"That's better." I say to myself starting to dance and lip sinc to the music.

321 killshot

Believe, in me, for vic-tor-y

It was at this moment that I realized just how bad I am at dancing. As I continue walking forward towards my objective

What did he say? Frustration? No one's stopping me!

One punch, it's done, and now we've won.

Scream and shout

Singing it loud

YEAH!

At this point I started air drumming to the beat. Ah music my calming point no matter how energetic, or heavy it was.

Power! get more Power! Right up to the limit. I know I'll break

HERO!

Don't do it for the glory or the fame.

I'll fight on knowing no one knows my name.

A HERO.

I'm fighting in secret cause In my head it's all the same

(Nobody knows who he is!)

My foes are closing and covering the sky

I won't blink so I can watch them die

HERO

I ready, unleash my fist and watch my enemies fly

the loneliest hero

i'm gonna be the strongest heroooooooooooooooooooooo!

(End song here)

At this point I decided to put on another playlist because I'm starting to have a sinking feeling that I being watched

(LINE BREAK)

(POV 3rd)

"Staaaaaaaaare"

"Staaaaaaaaare"

"Plutia, Neptune what are you 2 doing?" Asked Noise

"Nep Leader, I have eyes on the target."

"Good work vice admiral plutia, anything strange going one?"

Noire looked extremely annoyed, that probably what happens when you spend more than 3 hours with not saying any names *cough*Neptune*cough* someone who's main interest is the 4th wall and can be really annoying /Hey!/

"Okay seriously what is going on right now you two?" Asked Noire who had enough antics as of now

"Foot soldier Noire keep quiet we can't have him knowing we're here." Said Neptune shushing Noire

"F-foot soldier?!" Exclaimed Noire

"Hey is anyone out here!" Bryce yelled out

"Shhh... be quiet." Said Neptune

(LINE BREAK)

(POV 1st)

"Hey is anyone out here!" I yelled out

Silence was the only thing that greeted me it was strangely disturb - oh hey look there's even a tumbleweed.

"Impressive you were able to see through my hiding skills." Said a voice which sounded VERY flamboyant.

"Well it's kinda easy when it's a giant mech hiding." I said in retort

"Hmm looks like we have to meet face to face." Said the voice. The mech walked out in a very pinkish colour.

"Holy sh*t! It's Mettaton!" I exclaimed

"I don't know who you confused me with, but that's not me. My name is-"

A intro card if sorts came up and in the center was a name

"Anonydeath" Said the now identified mech.

Mettat - I mean Anonydeath looked at me for a bit

"Hmm clothes could look a bit better." Anonydeath thought in well thought.

"B*TCH I am the Definition of swag!" I yelled back at the mech.

"Hmm whatever all I know is that my client wants you and that sword of yours." Said Anonydeath

"Hmmm interesting proposal here's my counter argument."

(Moments later)

(Play death by glamour RichaadEB cover)

Slice

"It seems I underestimated you." Said Anonydeath

Swing pow!

"Yeah I tend to make people do that a lot" I answered back currently with my sword Impaling his armour.

/Hey you! Yes you! Get your mind out of the gutter!/

The swinging and slashing and also a little but of stabbing would've continued if not for 3 girls popping out of nowhere. One of them I recognized. Plutie or something close to that.

"Hey unhand him! He's my victim!" Yelled one in the middle

"Hi Bryce." Said Plutia yes that was it.

"Anonydeath! How and why are you here!"

Asked the one on the opposite side of Plutia.

"Oh if it isn't Noire. And Neptune, Plutia you 2 look nice. But not as nice as my lovely Noire." Said Anonydeath addressing the newcomers.

"Hey plutia what are you doing here?" I asked

"we came after you." She responded.

"Wait why?" I asked my interest was rising now.

"Because you took what was rightfully Mine!" Answered The now identified Neptune.

"And that would be…?" I asked.

"Um look Noire it's great to see you again and all but I'm doing work and I'd like it very much if you could leave me and my target alone." Said Anonydeath.

"Not a chance! Especially not after you escaped from prison again! That and Neptune kinda won't leave without him." Said Noire

"Yeah! We're not leaving without him!" yelled Neptune

"Seriously, what the ever loving hell did I do!?" I asked/yelled I was starting to get more and more... well basically how Noire is tight now.

"You know what you did!" Exclaimed Neptune

"Well obviously I don't!" I shot back

"You know what I'll come back later." Said Anonydeath.

"So... can I go know or?"


(Sometime later)

(Play megalovania doesn't matter what version)

BOOM!

"Christ on a bicycle!"

"Get back here!"

"No thanks I'm good!"

If you don't have to many of ideas as to what's happening well Neptune is still trying to take my head off, the worst part is that she also did some form of transformation so... yeah I think I might be screwed.

"Plutie grab him!" Yelled Noire

"Why are you helping here!" I exclaimed at the person who would probably be the one with the least interest in this grand Chase

"You groped me!" Yeah shot back at me

"She tripped me!" I defended myself

So yeah Neptune might have tripped me and I also MIGHT have landed on top of Noire. And groped her. But hey if there is one thing I'd like to say it is I don't regret it not at all.

Slice!

"AUGH!" I yelled out in pain Neptune had cut a good line across my leg

"Ha ha! I have you now!" Yelled Neptune

Clash!

I had blocked Neptune's sword with my own and my leg is bleeding a lot. And here I am trying not only to bleed out but also to not get another cut.

"Okay that's it!" I yelled pissed of.

BUZZ!

I activated my sword and we clashed blades and again. Until finally...

SLICE!

"AUGH!" Yelled out Neptune in pain before returning to her original form

I didn't have any time to celebrate my victory before another blade came rushing at me.

CLANG!

"Really, kicking an opponent while he's down. Real sporting of you." I answered sarcastically.

"Just shut up, and lose!" Noire exclaimed I might have pissed her off just a bit too much.

"Yeah that's not happening anytime soon!" I exchanged my words in kind.

Slice! Crash! Stab! Clang!

"Why won't you just give up!?" Noire exclaimed

"Because I prefer not to die via multiple stab wounds." I responded before kicking Noire in the stomach sending her flying. As she landed she reverted back to normal.

I gave myself a once over I had multiple cuts and one nasty cut that ran down my leg. Luckily it wasn't anything bad, but I don't think I am done yet.

BOOM!

"That wasn't very nice." Said Plutia

Neptune and Noire looked like the world was ending. And I could agree, I had this really bad itch on my leg, kinda like where that cut was.

"Neppy, Noire I can go HDD right?" Plutia asked Neptune and Noire.

"Uhhh sure go nuts?" Said Neptune unsure

"Yay!" Exclaimed Plutia

I was blinded by a flash of light, when I could see again, well... here were my first thoughts

'Hot, hot, hot, hot!'

"Hmm what should I do with you?" Asked Plutia

"Uhh.. let me go?" I asked with hope

"Hmmm nope" Said plutia popping the p "we are going to have a LOT of fun." She smirked before pulling out a riding crop.

"I need an adult." I say aloud

"I am an adult" she says before she grabs me.

(Due to the graphic violence of the next scene the author had chosen to skip it)

(Later)

"Owwww..." I say to myself as I am dragged forcibly by The Nep crew. Where that name came from well i could of sworn that Neptune said it earliar, also while being tortured by Iris Heart, I had an epigraphy.

I now know that I am in what I could describe as the after game of re;Birth 3

So... yeah welcome to gamindustri. Jesus I might end up drinking if things keep not going my way. Which would be bad considering I'm 15.

Also I found out that Plutia's torture wasn't bad enough where I end up a shell of myself. Infact it kinda well... never mind.

Anyways as they were dragging who knows where i got another text. making sure they didn't see my phone i turned it on and opened the text

Mods unlocked: Blink, Slow time, Vision, Healing.

Underneath each were checkboxes. I checked the box for vision but nothing else yet.

after that i decided i needed a nap.

(later)

"ugh.. huh."

"Hello, you must be Bryce."

"Yes that's me, who are you?" I answered back

"my name is histoire and we need to talk."

(LINE BREAK)

so did you like it longest f*cking chapter so far so hope so.

Anyways on to some announcments

1 exams are coming up so i will be away from the keyboard. howevere i will have longer chapters, so yeah.

2 i am looking for a beta reader. i'm not entirely sure how this all works yet so any help is appreciated

3 Reviews would be nice

4 nothing

Welp that's it for now, so until next time.