Thieves: AU Prompt. Your otp as thieves. Marco and Star are in their twenties; established relationship and a bit of adult flirting.

Ultragamerkitty: UM HI YES I HAVE LEARNED LIKE THREE QUARTERS OF THE FRENCH THEME SONG AND HAVE THE ENGLISH ONE MEMORIZED THIS IS ALMOST WORSE THAN WHEN I WAS SUCKED INTO THIS SHOW.

A certain Ghost: Omg Mim I love you. I probably would have watched the show sooner if I had had free time. And thank you, I quite enjoyed my costume!

Guest: I have sold my soul to so many cartoon shows and characters (and Percy Jackson) that quite frankly I'm not sure where it is anymore.

Rayfe: Yeah, it started out that way and then I kindaaaaa got carried away with the Starco. Blame LadyNoir.

Meika-Rei Z: Hmmmm I'll definitely give that one a shot! Thank you!

Imaginativegoodytwoshoes: Omg I didn't even notice that.

Weatherbug02: *is blushing*

SnowyDawn17: Call it what it is. It's totally a cult. Also, if you (and anyone else) wanted to know, I did just post a Miraculous Ladybug story last night called Kisses!

I don't own Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

GENERAL POV

"Okay," Marco murmured softly, leaning over Star's shoulder to point into the museum. "So the jewels are heavily guarded by lasers and an intricate alarm system. I should be able to get around the beams without much of a problem, as long as you keep the light on the beams. We'll work on the alarm once we get over there. Got it?"

The girl yawned and adjusted the mask adorning her eyes, leaning casually against the wall. "Yeah, yeah, I gotcha Diaz. Go get the jewels already, will you?"

Marco gave her a glower and straightened out his gloves, narrowing his eyes at the room in front of them and settling his gaze on the crown jewels in the middle of the room. "Light?"

Star pulled out the specialized light from her bag and clicked it on, revealing dozens of lasers crisscrossing over one another.

Marco bounced lightly on his toes and then took a flying leap, soaring perfectly over the first set of lasers and landing in a somersault on the floor, coming to a kneeling halt a mere three inches from the next laser.

Star chuckled and expanded the arc of the light in her hand, crossing one ankle over the other. "Hot damn, Diaz, that was some sexy tumbling."

Marco shot her a grin over his shoulder and instantly dropped to his stomach, shimmying his way underneath the laser closest to him, standing when he reached a safe position on the other side. He backed up as far as possible and then ran and leapt into the air, tumbling over the laser and doing a perfect handspring over the next.

Star made a clicking noise with her tongue and shook her head. "Diaz, let me tell you, you look really hot in black. Come on babe, ten more feet!"

Marco scoffed and waited for Star to adjust the light again, pursing his lips as he studied his next move.

Using his years of karate and gymnastics training, Marco bent completely backwards at the knees, letting his hands catch him as he fell, and he crab walked under the next laser. Using his position to his advantage, Marco pushed backwards on his hands and shoved his body upwards, arching over the last laser standing in his way and landing on the steps that led to the jewels.

He turned to Star, a smirk on his face and his chest heaving. "Well, Butterfly? How'd I do?"

Star twitched her nose slightly and tilted her head. "Pretty damn good, I must say. But I think I can one up you."

With that, she slapped her hand against the switch on the wall and Marco's jaw dropped as the lasers flickered out of sight and Star sauntered across the room with ease, a mischievous grin on her cheeks.

"You little…"

Star snorted and dipped him into a kiss, sending him into silence. "Shut it, Diaz," she murmured as she pulled away. "We got a job to do."

The idea of criminal Star and Marco kind of makes me really happy. Idk.

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