Sea Monkeys: I apologize in advance for this I'm….so sorry. There was just…an impulse buy prompt. And I have no idea…what I'm doing anymore.
I don't own Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
GENERAL POV
"STAR?! WHAT THE HECK?"
"What?"
"YOU BOUGHT 73 SEA MONKEY KITS!"
Star glanced up at the massive stack of packaging and turned back to Marco, who had his hands clutched in his hair and his face filled with dismay. "Well yeah, that was all they had."
Marco turned to stare at her, flinging his arms out to either side of him. "Why?" he managed to get out. "WHY would you DO that?"
Star threw her hands up in the air. "It was buy one get one!"
"THEY'RE GOING TO DIE IN LIKE TEN MINUTES."
"THEY'RE WEARING TOP HATS, MARCO."
"THAT'S JUST FOR ADVERTISING!"
Star reached out and grabbed him by the lapels of his hoodie, dragging him forwards until they were nose to nose, and she held up one of the kits menacingly, pointing to the cartoon sea monkey on the front.
"Top. Hats."
Marco groaned and three days later, he was required to attend 73 separate, tiny funerals.
I honestly don't know what that was okay I'm just laughing. I'm so sorry.