SORRY GUYS OMGERSH I HAVE EXCUSES LIKE MY COMPUTER DIED THEN I WENT ON WVACATION THEN I WENT ON A ROAD TRIP but now I'm back so DEAL WITH IT! I really wanna keep updates more frequent but the plot and the plot and.. U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

The crazy cat lady drew slowly closer to the unfortunate couch-thrower. The unlucky viking crouched low to the ground, trying to cover himself with several cats that were nearby. They meowed irratably and swatted him with their paws and leaped off innocently. zthe viking nervously laughed as the cat-changer drew closer.

"YOU DARE THROW A COUCH AT ME!?" She screamed, her voice rising to an earsplitting pitch, the echoes of her dragon's accompanying screams spreading like a howling ghost through the village as her temper threatened to change the ominous green storm into a whirling cerulean hurricane. The Viking froze for a second, staring up at the crazed figure above him, before bolting unceremoniously off as far as he could go.

The cat lady watched him furiously for a moment, then, with a triumphant grin aimed her staff and fired.

"OW!"

The lady stared at her staff in confusion. All it had managed to do was singe the Viking's bottom, leaving a smoking mark where his pants used to be. The other Vikings turned their gazes away hurriedly. The cat lady quickly pulled out a long, thin box with a description of the product on it.

Crazy Cat Lady Staff:

Keep away from children as they will probably break the fourth wall somehow.

Instructions: To use, enter the HTTYD universe, and aim staff at whever you choose. Will turn dragons, mice, and dishwashers into cats, but doesn't work on HTTYD humans, as their animation structure is too hard to alter. Swing above your head dramatically for desired epic green swirly storm effect. Toothless is adorable as a cat. Watch out for couches. Also comes free with epic creepy dragon.

$25.00 Radio Shack

The lady flung the box away from her in disgust.

"What a ripp-off. And 25 dollars too." she muttered.

Hiccup eventually recovered from his hysteric laughing fit and was now marching through the woods with the two dragon-cats on his shoulders. They kept play-fighting with each other and batting frantically with paws outstretched in front of Hiccup's face, sometimes grazing his noze, so he decided to take turns with one on his shoulder and the other tucked soundly under his arm. The cerulean sky peeked in golden threads through the leaves, guiding the travelers as they strolled almost aimlessly through the verdant world.

"You know..." Hiccup sighed, "We could just live here..."

Toothless-cat, who had been sound asleep on his shoulder, suddenly sat up with a start and gave him a look that spoke clearer than words: But what about Astrid?

"Oh yeah. Okay, forget that. It is nice here though..." Toothless nodded subtly and curled up into a small fluffy black ball and slipped silently back into sleep. He felt heavier on his shoulder. Hiccup reached up with his free arm and stroked the smooth, fluffy figure. He was getting to like this version of his dragon, and though he missed the power of flight and the thrill of the air, he was starting to love the feeling of his slender, cold fingers burried in the black, fuzzy warmth.

Evening stalked slowly up the forest, splashing the leaves with vibrant pink and purple sky-colors and hues, fuschia, crimson, gold, viridian fading to blostches of cotton candy white and pink as the sun dived down to the other side of the earth that we never reach. The moon waited. The time of the black and blue splashed with stars was not yet. The sun still reigned in its death throes.

Hiccup and cat co. settled under the branches of a huge gnarled tree, the bare branches adorned with termite markings, the swirling branches twisting up into the sky like smoke. The cats were asleep. And under the light of the purples and fading grays, Hiccup had a thought.

He knew how to get home.

As you may be able to tell by the lack of plot and the stalemate with everything, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! Ideas would be helpful (VERY MUCH SO) even though I might possibly maybe have an idea if you haven't noticed, but I know how I want it to end I just don't know how to get there. So yeah. Follow, Review, Fav, whatever you wanna do. It will make Toothless-cat and Tabby-Jack love you forever. ;) I'll try to keep the updates more frequent as well.