Derpy Nights at Freddy's

by AGiantAzz

A collection of dorky, short one-shots about the characters from the 4 games. Ranging from the bizarre to the funny, I hope you like these! Romance and pairing free for those who don't support ships, as well as OC free unless I say otherwise. Contains AUs and stuff. Rated T just in case things get dark, and my dirt mouth. OC's being accpeted! Go to chapter 3 for details.

2. Bonnie vs Freddy

Bonnie vs. Freddy

A/N: Thank you for reading this story! I plan on getting as many chapters out as possible, hopefully 3 or 2 a week, depending on my homework. School is a pain in the ass, so i may slack off a lot. Master Procrastinator is out!

12:15 AM, 9/15/1995

After the entire jelly bean fiasco, Bonnie had reactivated and decided it was a good idea to go and steal Freddy's hat. Why? We have no idea. But anyway, he was on the bear's left, and had to sneak behind him as to not "wake" him. The bear was shorter than Bonnie by 5 inches, which made it perfect to take the large top hat that resided on his head, as quietly as possible. gently lifting the hat by the brim, he snuck it off the top of his head and put it own his own, making room by lowering his long 5 1/2 inch ears. He then snuck off the deserted ladies' room to see himself in the mirror.

Taking Chica's usual route by slinking into the dining area and then, teleporting to the restrooms, Bonnie slunk into the women's restroom, Standing in front of the sink, he made various poses similar to the ones in selfies, including the duckface and wiggling his non existent eyebrows, among other faces found in memes.

And, then, dramatic pause, Freddy's laughter could be heard in the doorway, making Bonnie freeze and stare. The short yet somehow extremely strong bear looked at him with small, glowing white pupils. The rabbit instantly filled with dread as he took a lurch forward...

and slapped him. Hard.

Hard enough to knock his face clean off his head.

And thankfully they weren't humans. That would be odd. And violent. Among other things.

Freddy took the hat off the taller rabbit's head and put it back on his own. Bon took his face off the floor and dashed for the backstage room to sew it back on. The stitches ehad ripped before. so he was used to sewing his face back on.

The short and quiet bear went and adjusted the hat on his head, before going back to the stage to sleep/deactivate some more.

Elsewhere, Chica and Foxy had heard the whole thing. They were bemused. Extremely bemused. Very odd way to start your evening.

A/N: So, how's this looking so far? I'm certain there's some errors in spelling or grammar, so please PM me if you find any! Also, if you have any questions about this series, please let me know. I'll answer as soon as i can. : )