Here is chapter six of the Halfa and oh no D is going to be seeing his aunt and she will cause some trouble for him by the end of this chapter...You will see. Now I must get back to work on The Maverick so I will see you guys in a little while I promise for now just enjoy. :)


"Yes, your Aunt Helen is coming over." My dad smirked. "What's wrong with that?"

I gave him a pointed stare. "Hello? It's Aunty Helen! She is insane."

"She isn't that bad." My dad said but when he thought about it he grinned. "On second thought, she is…"

Nodding I bit my lip. "How much time do I have to pack?"

"Pack where are you going?" My dad blinked.

"Anywhere but here, I am not being around that woman, not after last time!" I shouted running up the stairs. My dad frowned and chased after me. "It wasn't that bad, your hair grew, back didn't it?"

Sighing I got into my room and started to tear through it looking for my duffle bag. "Where is my bug out bag…I need that if I am going to live out in the woods till your back."

Grabbing my shoulders my dad turned me around. "Son, calm down alright? Your aunt can be a little…okay a lot crazy but she does love you son."

Grumbling I nodded albeit begrudgingly. "I know it's just…" Sighing I looked down. "I don't know what to do without you dad… I am worried."

Pulling me into a tight hug my dad rubbed my back. "It will be alright son, it will be alright. I know life has been…difficult for you more than that, but you will get through this. I promise."

Nodding I hugged my dad back and sighed, this is one of the things I hate about my life…I may take care of my dad but damn it without him I feel…Useless, weak, despite all that has happened my dad has been the one person I could always count on. Now he is leaving me…I will never admit this out loud but ever since New York I don't think I could function without my father in my life.


"When does Aunty, get here?" I finally sighed letting go of my dad.

"Tomorrow morning, luckily it's the weekend so you can come with me." He said patting my back.

"And when do you leave?" I asked hoping he would be here to act as my buffer between me and my aunt.

"Same time, basically it's a prisoner exchange." He grinned slightly.

"Who's the prisoner in this situation I wonder." I grumbled, tapping my hand against my side. "Her or me."

Standing in the airport I paced back and forth with a frown on my face, pulling out my phone I looked at it and sighed. "She should have been here by now."

"Oh, calm down you're going to wear a hole into the floor." My dad said. Turning to glare at my father I raised an eyebrow. "And what about you?" I asked with a small smirk. "You're doing the same thing."

Looking down my dad grinned nervously. "I guess I am…"

"Why are you so nervous?" I grumbled. "You're the one that gets to leave."

"Yeah…but I still have to deal with her…before then." Shuddering he shook his head. "Your Aunt Helen is one scary lady, you think your experience with her is bad? Try living with her for almost fifteen years."

"And your leaving me with her…why again?"

"Because I was the only one available!"

Looking around for the voice I paled as I pulled into a bone crushing hug by a blonde-haired woman. "Oh, my little nephew I missed you!" She squealed picking me up.

"Gah!" Looking at the woman who was hugging me I felt nothing but dread. Aunty Helen was only three years older than my dad but she still looked way younger then him. My aunt was dressed in a brown leather jacket a white shirt, blue jeans and brown boots, on the ground next to her was a rolling suitcase. Her blonde hair was tied up in a bun with some of her bangs in front of her face. Dropping me on the ground my aunt rushed over to my dad and wrapped him in a headlock and started to give him a noogie. "Hey there baby brother." She grinned. "How are yeah?"

"Helen! Let me go!" My dad struggled trying to break his sister's grip.

"Only when you say you're a girl."

"You're a girl." He snarled pulling her at her arm.

"Well yeah little bro, but you must say that you personally are a little, pig-tailed, pink tutu wearing girl." My aunt grinned digging her knuckles into my dad's head.

"Fine I'm a little pig-tailed, pink tutu wearing girl! Now let me go." My dad grumbled.

"Oh well since you asked so nicely…Fine." Smiling she let go of my dad. "Good to see you Jason."

Rubbing his head my dad shook his head. "You to Helen, thanks for coming on such short notice."

"Of course, I understand, plus I'm on break anyway. So, when do you leave?" My aunt asked.

"Right now, I just needed to make sure you were here for D." Smiling the two siblings hugged. Breaking the hug, he turned toward me and pulled me into a hug. "I'll only be gone for a few weeks alright? Be good for your aunt alright?"

Nodding I hugged him back. "Alright just…Hurry back I am not sure I can survive being in her 'care' for long."

"I'm right here you know?" My aunt frowned.

"I know but I don't care." My dad and I said at the time, looking at one another both me and dad grinned and laughed. "Alright D, be good. I will call you when I land." Reaching into his pocket he pulled out his car keys and placed them in my hand and then he left with a wave. Frowning I watched him leave until Aunty Helen touched my shoulder and motioned for me it was time to leave, nodding I grabbed her suitcase and together we left the airport. In the car, Aunty Helen and I both talked about how her flight was, and how things were going with her acting career…. Yeah, I know my dad is a popular author of many different series and my aunt is a movie star…It's kind of cool but the only annoying thing is the paparazzi.

"So how is school going so far D?" Aunty Helen asked as she drove us back to me and my dad's place.

"Not too bad… I'm still trying to adjust." I said looking out the window.

"Understandable, so you want do you want to do for the rest of the day?" She asked as we slowly pulled up to the house.

"Probably just going to veg in my room or something." I shrugged.

"Or we could go out and be among people, and say check out the mall?" She grinned.

Looking at my aunt like she had grown a third head I paled. "Anything but that…"

Pouting she shook her head. "Oh, fine big baby but we are going there sometime."

"And that will be the day that I die." I rolled my eyes, and stepped out of the car and grabbing my aunt's suitcase we both went into the house. Giving her a quick tour of where everything was and placing her things in her room I went into my own room and found great comfort in my own bed. Yawning I stretched out and decided to take a nap since I had nothing better to do.


"D…D…Come on get up, I'm bored."

"Guh…" Groaning I slowly opened my eyes to find myself face to face with my aunt who was staring at me. "Why didn't I lock my door?"

"Oh, pooh and I thought for sure you would scream." Aunty Helen pouted and leaned back. "Anyway, come on D I'm bored let's do something…"

Sighing I sat up ad rubbed the bridge of my nose. "Fine what do you want to do?"

"Well…Let's go check out the town!" She said with a grin.

So, check out the town we did…Dad and I had done our own exploring but when it came to Aunty Helen she could always find something new, exciting or dangerous where ever she went. As we wandered around the town of New Salem I just hopped no one recognized Aunty Helen otherwise we would have a problem. After a couple of hours of wandering the town, my crazy aunt she finally dragged me into the New Salem mall. There wasn't much to say…It was a mall nothing really to exciting, it had a food court a small movie theater and tons of shops all around.

"There we've seen the mall can we leave?" I asked looking around.

"But we just got here, why don't we look- "

"D? Is that you?"

Groaning I sighed and looked over at the voices and frowned seeing both Draculaura and Clawd walking up to me along with the girl in the gold bandages and some guy with snake for hair. "Hello." I waved slightly.

"I thought so." Smiling Draculaura ran up to me. "What brings you here? And who is this?"

"Oh…Right this is my Aunt Helen, she is in town visiting. So, I am showing her around." I said.

"Nice to meet you kids." My aunt smiled and nodded. "Friends of yours?" She asked

"That's nice." The pink vampire said still with a smile. "And yes, ma'am we are."

"Speak for yourself." The gold tapped girl grumbled.

"Yeah man so what your plans for the weekend? There is going to be this party and if you want- "Clawd started to say but the girl in gold elbowed him in the stomach.

"I am sorry but I am afraid it's just a small party for a few close friends, Clawd misspoke." She said glaring at the werewolf.

"But Cleo I thought you said that the entire school is invited." The snaked haired boy said.

Sighing the now named Cleo shook her head. "Yes, Deuce but given how D doesn't like to interact I thought I would save him the trouble."

Yeah right more like you didn't want me coming…But I was alright with that I didn't like parties and thank god, I wouldn't have to-

"Well I am sure he could manage would you mind if he went with you?" My aunt asked with a smile. "Please?"

Oh, no Aunt Shelly used her smile attack…. "Alright, we will text D the location of the party later tonight." Cleo said.

… and it was super effective…Damn it all.