The Core
"Exactly how long is he going to roast that fruit?! I get the point! We're all going to die!"
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Horton Hears a Who
"Next on, 'Acid Trip: The Movie'"
"There is a town on that little speck? Why are we watching this right after dusting? Is this why the majority of the youth these days doesn't want to do chores? Because their parents let them watch things like this?"
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Marley and Me
"No, I am not crying. I'm just going to go to my room for a bit."
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Bruce Almighty
"I know I'm still learning about Christianity and all, but that building must be pretty important to have God himself as a janitor."
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Inside Out
"I've had enough experience with people inside my head. Now my emotions have to be split personalities, too?"
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The Avengers
"See, Yugi? It could have been worse. You could have ended up with the Hulk for a partner."
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Tarzan
"Jane is British, right? And Tarzan has only ever been around apes. Is it just me or does he have a different accent?"
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The Lion King
"I'm just saying that I got hit in the head and the clouds suddenly looked like my long-dead father, and he started speaking to me, I'd ignore the singing monkey and sit down for a while."
"You guys deal with the hordes of hyenas, I'll go take care of my scrawny uncle."
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Master of Disguise
"Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?"
"Did his grandfather hire her so she could be his assistant? Or so she could help him tie his shoes?"
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Catch Me If You Can
"I could do that- Let go of me! I was kidding. I'm not going anywhere."
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Pirates of the Caribbean
"I think that was the greatest swordfight I've ever seen."
"I didn't know cowboys could also be pirates. They weren't? Rewind it. Isn't that a cowboy?"
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Monsters Inc.
"Why does she think that's a kitty? I know cats, and that isn't one."
"Don't worry parents. Your child wasn't kidnapped. She just ran after the giant 'Kitty' in her closet because you didn't teach her to be afraid of things that could kill her."
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Scooby Doo: Where's My Mummy
"When's Grandpa's next trip to Egypt? No. No reason. Just curious."
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So, this was going to be a one-shot, but you all seemed to like it, so here's another chapter. Don't forget to review!