The Interview
"I have no idea what any of them just said. And we're how long into this movie? An hour?"
Yyyyy
The Heat
"The next evil villain that tries to take over the world is going to be sorry you let me watch this. Also, if we ever go to America again, we're all going to be on our best behavior."
Yyyyy
The Good Dinosaur
"You're going to have to tell me more about this meteor if it had that big an impact on history. And no, that pun was not intended."
Yyyyy
Astro Boy
"I'm not sure how I feel about those robot fights. With our luck, they'd become the new game of world destruction."
"I was made ready."
"He was also made naked. Is he going to put on any clothes?"
Yyyyy
The Fast and the Furious
"I think this was a bad movie to watch before my driver's test."
Yyyyy
Furious 7
"Guys? Why are you crying?"
Yyyyy
Finding Nemo
"Make another Dory comment. I dare you."
Yyyyy
Finding Dory
"Dory gets trails of shells, and I get seven magical items made from an entire town of innocent people. Wonderful."
Yyyyy
The Blair Witch Project
"What the heck-, the power just went out. Are you kidding me?! The storm chooses now to cause a blackout- whose hand is that?!"
Yyyyy
Mortal Instruments
"Well. That turned out nothing like the book."
Yyyyy
Jumanji
" . . . I honestly don't know what to say . . . Yugi, once this is over, we're going through those old board games Grandpa thinks we don't know about in the attic."
Yyyyy
Mr. Peabody and Sherman
"Oh, yes. The Sphinx has a hidden door there."
Yyyyy
Flight of the Phoenix
"And now they're in my territory. Is it bad that I suddenly feel like laughing maniacally?"
Yyyyy
Iron Man
"Y'know, Tristan, I think you're right. Tony is like an odd meld of Joey and Kaiba- Ow! Sorry, Joey."
Yyyyy
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Is the only entrance to that wizards' market through that particular alley? Or can I get there from Japan? . . . What do you mean it's not real? Where were you when we got digitized into a videogame run by a twelve-year-olds consciousness?"
I don't watch many movies, so this will be added to in relatively short bursts. Let me know what you thought! Reviews are my inspiration!