Cloudy with a Chance

"That machine would have helped my country long ago. If it hadn't, you know, malfunctioned. Which seems to happen a lot, come to think of it."

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Monsters Inc.

"When I was little, I told my father that I was afraid of the thing in my closet. It ended up being a wild jackal someone had locked in there in one of the least thought out assassination attempts the throne had seen. And no, I don't think its name was Randall."

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A Bug's Life

"After seeing that school play, I'm surprised they stuck around at all. 'Thank you for coming to save us! To show our gratitude, our young children will now act out how you each will die in battle. And, no. The blood you see on stage isn't real. We wouldn't want to traumatize the little ones.'"

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The Martian

" . . . Wait. Where are the aliens? I was expecting this movie to have aliens. I mean, he is on Mars, after all."

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The Last Days on Mars

"And here they are! Aliens! See?"

"Zombies. Martian zombies. You know what? I'm still counting them as aliens."

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Weekend at Bernie's

"I think he was better at dealing with the mob dead than he was alive. Maybe they should try that with more members . . . no. I'm not serious."

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Rise of the Guardians

"Who's Sandy's voice actor? Wait a minute, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I didn't think that through."

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Suicide Squad

"I guess you were right, Tristan. Will Smith really doesn't age. Are you sure he's not using some kind of magic? Is this something we should be keeping an eye on?"

"We should sign Marik and Bakura up for this group. They could be among their own."

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Hetalia: Paint It White

"Wow. America's a badass. I thought you said he was just goofy."

"So, that random guy singing in the alien invasion was . . . Grandpa Rome? You know what? I'm not even going to question it. This is not the best way to learn about what's happened since my time."

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High School Musical

"Oh, school could be so much more fun."

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