Warning : Bad Grammar, Un-beta-ed, English not my native

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Warning Alerts : Minor curses, Violent Harry, Death had a microphone

[Narrator Voice]

Sogeum Island, an island located in the East Blue, population 250 people. They're mostly known for their high grade salt. However, because of their location, they are prone for pirate raid, that's it until a year ago…

{Something appears at the back of the narrator, knock him out and pick up the mic. It cackle gleefully before speak}

"Gooodddmoorrning mortals! Now let's see here (flip the written script) Hmm… nope… nope… ahh… this one, (read the script for a few second before throw it away) This island have been attack three time, first by Don Krieg pirate, then a few weeks later by Alvida pirate and following them, a month after that was Buggy the Clown Pirate. Sheessh, what a place to live people… BUT! The village survive thanks to one and only saviour who happen to live on the other side of the island. He heroically stands up and defends the village from those pirate scums, people should worship him but his tendency to talk into thin air prevents that. Such a shame…"

"And whose fault it's that!?"

"I can't help it, your reaction always reminds me of that assistant-turn-into-shopkeeper Kimihiro, and it's always amusing. (Mutter) Now that I remember, that boy owes me his life. Now… if you see at the sea, you will notice a boat that slowly drifting toward here..."

"No you're not. There nothing out there Death…"

"Yes it is. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there. Now let's continue… Inside it was two hopeless idiots with a great destiny. Unfortunately because they are hopeless idiot, those two are now suffering from the great hunger and thirst. Really, only the idiot could…hmmm? Something wrong with the boat… (Stares at the boat for a while before blinking rapidly) It is me or the boat changes its direction? Ackkk, must be that shitty idiot with shitty sense of direction who change it. Not good, no good… They won't meet if this continues, hmmm… ah-ha! Harry!"

"What?!"

"Fetch!," said Death while throwing the microphone to Harry.

"I'm not a dog! Where the hell are you going?" ask Harry while step aside and let the microphone fell beside him. Harry frown when he see a man unconscious on the sand, "Who the hell is that man?"

"Of course you not. Well… somewhere. Some lame-ass reporter, Tsubaki his name" Death waves his hand and the man disappear. He (Death appear as a punk teenager with orange hair and a Japanese traditional black cloth) grinning madly before gone.

Harry just shrugged and lay down on the sandy beach enjoying the weather. Lots of things happen during his one year stay on this island. For the first six months, Death seems to have fun by sending his so called minion to him. Somehow those people either train him or giving him some pointer in training. The next six month was done by continue his training and maiming Death with his new technique that he learn from Death minions. It never hurt Death but it's very therapeutic. Harry chuckle and rolling on the sand happily, his training in magic already done. Now he waiting for the pirate that Death said comes here. Harry stops rolling before get up and dust up his cloth. It's almost noon and his getting hungry, also his gut keep telling him whoever those pirate are, probably hungry too. Harry walks toward his tent, (his magical square tent)and prepare a massive food.

Meanwhile, on the sea…

Death appears in front of the boat (invisible of course) and looks at those two hopeless idiots. The young one with straw hat on his face seems to be asleep while the other one, a swordman with green hair try to stay awake. Death smile gently at him, he truly inherit his mother hair gene, while get his father shitty sense of direction. Death tries to reposition the boat when the boy eyes snapped open and look directly at him.

"Who's there," growled the boy softly. Death only chuckle at him. Definitely his mother son with such sharp sixth sense. Gently, Death pushes the boat into the right position. He could feel the boy tense, "You're going in the wrong direction boy," the said boy blinking before relax.

"Oh… thank you," said the boy. Death nod even though he knew the boy couldn't see him.

"Good luck boy," said Death before vanish. The said boy lean back and close his eyes.

"Zoro…"

"What is it Luffy?"

"Who are you talking to?"

"No one. Go back to sleep, we'll reach the land soon,"

"Shihihihi… really?"

"Ah…"

"Okayyy…"

It was late evening when Harry sense two people slowly approach the shore. He blinks when he notices that one of them is a Devil Fruit user. Having encounter with Buggy the Clown, he immediately notice that Devil Fruit users giving a different feeling about them. He can't give the exact feeling but if feel like sea? How do you feel the sea anyway? Anyway, Harry get up from his sand sculpt that look like him hitting something with a bat, and walk toward the sea. He patiently wait until the boat close enough before going in and pull the boat closer to the shore. Harry looks inside and saw two unconscious boys, one with green hair and three swords at his hip and a well tone body that enough to make him jealous. Another one is boy with a messy black hair just like him, wearing a red vest and blue short with straw hat covering his face.

"Straw hat…?" an image of laughing Sirius comes into his mind. Something about a promise…Promise? Harry snaps his head toward the boys when a loud growl comes from their stomach. Using a Mobilicorpus spell, he brings them near the fire pit and lay them down. He then starts warming the food that he cooks before. The smells of the food cause the boys to wake up and make a jump on the food. Unfortunately for them, Harry reflex kick in and a stunned spell hit both of them. He can't help but laugh at their shocked face.

"Sorry, you guys startled me," said Harry. "Please wait a few minute, the food almost done now," Harry ignores the glare from the green hair kid and the strange fascination look from the other one. After done with the food, Harry release those two from the spell, just like before they immediately grab the foods. The green hair watches him warily while the other continues to stuff his mouth.

Harry watches them eat with a smile. Their antics remind him greatly of friend. Luffy, the black hair kid tries to introduce himself while food full in his mouth before he accidently choking himself. Zoro, the other boy only roll his eyes and slapped Luffy back before telling to swallow before talk. Luffy only laugh before continue eating. It's just like him and Ron when they were younger.

"What kind of Devil Fruit user are you?" ask Harry after they finish eating. Zoro look at him suspiciously while his hand rest on one of his sword.

"Shihihihi… how do you know that?" ask Luffy.

"You're feeling different. I meet someone like you a few months back. He stood like a sore thumb among his friend,"

"Really? How do you that? Are you Devil Fruit user too?"

"No. But I can use magic," to prove this Harry silently cast Lumos and a small ball of light appear on his hand. Luffy and Zoro eyes widen at that.

"Awesome! Ne… Ne… Hairy, what can more can you do? Show me! Show me!" there's sparkling admirations that almost cause Harry to run away from him but refrain himself.

"It's Harry brat and you still don't answer my question. What kind of Devil Fruit user are you?" said Harry while hitting the Luffy head.

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"Nothing,"

"Fine… I'm Human Rubber because I'm eating Gomu Gomu no Mi. See?" Luffy stretching his cheek to proof it.

"Hoo… interesting ability you have there Luffy. I wonder I if you can stretch THAT one too," Harry pointing at Luffy lower body part, few second later he could feel a very sharp sword poking at his side. "Please stop poking me with sword. Someone might get injured. By someone, I mean me," Harry said at Zoro.

"Then stop asking weird question, you pervert…" growled Zoro.

"I'm not pervert, merely curious. Well Luffy, can you?"

"I don't know. Should I try?"

"NO YOU DON'T LUFFY! STOP PULLS DOWN YOUR PANT! AND YOU STOP!* &# LAUGHING!" scream Zoro while pulls up Luffy pants and proceed to whack Luffy at his head while Harry laughing out loud. It takes him a few minute to calm down.

"What both of you doing at the sea, Luffy?"

"We're pirate,"

"Really?"

"Yup. And I'm going to be the King of Pirate!" Luffy declare proudly. Zoro only smirk at Luffy but Harry doesn't see that. Suddenly his mind recalled something…

"Harry, when my name been clear, let go…"

"I prefer the sky…"

"Then let's be both of…"

"You need someone as crazy as you…"

"Harry, I'm…"

"Thank you…"

"Hey Harry, promise me…"

"HARRY!" Zoro voice snaps him out. He look at both of them like a deer caught in the headlight.

"Um… I'm sorry but what?"

"Where are we anyway?"

"Sogeum Island. There a village on the other side of island," Harry watch as Zoro mumble something under his breath. "It's there something wrong?"

"Ah… no,"

"Village? Zoro lets go," Luffy ready to run into random direction if not for Zoro who caught him and try to pull Luffy back down. Keyword tries. Instead Luffy hand getting stretch prompting Harry to laugh again, Zoro throws a dirty glare at him.

"Calm down you idiot. It's too late to go to the village. We go there in the morning," said Zoro while let go Luffy arm which snap back and cause him to roll on the sand, forcing Harry into laughter again.

"He's right Luffy. Beside I think it's a bad idea if you go there ever. The village had been attack by pirate three times in last year. So they quite wary to anyone who arrive at the island," state Harry. He could see Luffy pouting and chuckle. The boy had too much energy and restless, just like Teddy when full moon. He pulls out his wand point at the empty spot beside Luffy. "Watch, Luffy," Harry than conjure various animal surrounding Luffy. Luffy laughing in delight before playing with them. Harry couldn't help but miss his children's and their antics.

"Thank you. That will keep him occupied," said Zoro. Harry only shrugged.

"Drinks?"

"Beer?"

"Sure. I got get it,"

Both of them keep drinking until past midnight. Luffy who coming back after getting bored was asleep on the floor inside the grinning like a loon when they enter his tent for the first time.

"AWESOME! LOOK ZORO! IT'S BIGGER THAN OUTSIDE!" screamed Luffy, he then proceed to run in and out the tent. Zoro still try to pick his jaw from the floor.

"Well, its magic," said Harry grinning. He and Zoro continue their drinking while Luffy eating the foods he found on the counter.

"You never told us what you are doing here. You aren't local, right?" ask Zoro while taking a swing at the beer.

"Ahh..no, I'm not. I'm looking for my godfather. He's a pirate, I think. But truthfully, I don't know where to start," Harry stare at Luffy when he start making a weird choking sound before swallow the foods.

"Then join my crew Harry. We'll be heading to Grand Line, I'm sure you'll be able to find your godfather there," said Luffy. Somehow Harry feels the way he say it more like a demand. Harry look at Luffy before nod.

"Okay, I join your crew," Zoro only smirk at him while Luffy cheer happily. That's was few hour ago. Now Harry just continue drinking slowly with occasional twitch appear at his face. Zoro had been silent for a while now, looking at him intently.

"Can you see it?" ask Zoro suddenly while pointing something outside the tent. Harry looks at Zoro and nod before sighing warily.

"Yes. Can you?" ask Harry curiously.

"No, but I can sense it and sometime I can hear what it say," said Zoro before continue "It's was there this evening, while we in the middle of the sea," Zoro then tell Harry what happen before. Harry couldn't help but frown. He knows there are people who aware and can see the lingering spirit but there's nobody could sense Death. "And its appear about thirty minute before you ask us to get inside the tent," Harry only nodded. That's when Death appears in the form of Freddie Mercury. That's bastard had been singing since then. Harry had to curb his urge to storm outside and blast that bastard with spells, kido, guns and anything he could get on.

"Hold still and try not to panic. There's something I would to test on you," Zoro look at him warily before nod. Harry quickly releases some his magic before gently wrapped around Zoro. He could feel Zoro tense before he relaxed. Harry closed his eyes concentrate on Zoro life force for a few minute before his snapped open and stare at Zoro. A servant… no, not a servant.A child of a servant of Death. A powerful one by the way he inherit his ability. He pulls back his magic and asks him, "Did either one of your parents had this ability?"

"Don't know. I'm orphan. Why?" Harry ignores him and thinking. During the first six month, most of the minion who visits him is either immortal or already dead. There only one soul, a fish-man name Tom had been given temporary body to help him build his ship. Then there's another two soul, those two had a similar feeling like Zoro, only far more powerful only a few step lower than Death itself. Unohana and Ukitake. One of Zoro parents probably with spiritual ability then, judging by what he found on his brief check-up, Zoro could only sense and if he focuses enough he could hear Death speak, that's all. Well, at least when he end-up speaking or screaming into the thin air, Zoro could vouch for him that's someone was there. "Harry, you space out again,"

"Ah… sorry, about that entity don't worry about it. Its won't harm you or anyone else (muttered) unless it's their time and I think you got that ability from one of your parents,"

"Really?"

"Yes, now it's quite late. We should go to bed now. I already set up a ward around the tent, so you don't need to worry about it. Good night," Harry nodded to Zoro before retreat into his bed. Zoro only stare at him before doing the same.

That same night : 3 am

Harry open his eyes and look at the two sleeping figure on the floor. He silently cast a sleeping charm on Zoro before get out of bed. He didn't bother putting any cloth on him and proceed to get out from the tent. Outside, he could see that Death still in Freddie Mercury form but he no longer singing.

"Death, which one of the boy parents was your servant?" ask Harry straight to the point.

"The mother,"

"Ahh… I presume she gone then,"

"Yes and she take all her ability with her,"

"Death…"

"Hmm?"

"Did you do something to my memory? Like sealed a certain part or erased it?"

"No, I didn't do such thing. Why?"

"I have a flashback. But I'm sure it never happen before,"

"Human brains are complicated Harry, maybe it was you who decide to forget certain memory,"

"Hmmm… maybe you right. Whatever, I'm going back to sleep now. Try not to make too much noise," Harry then get into the tent once again misses the devil grin on Death face.

A few minute later, Harry can't help but groan at himself. He just jinxes himself, Death start singing his self-made rendition of We're the Champion along with the sound effect, the screaming of the fans. Harry groans again before pull his wand and cast Muffliato and gets back to sleep.

Two days later

Harry twitch badly before cursing in various language that question everything that is Luffy. He just turns his back toward him, two minute, two minute! And the boy end up been snatch by the big bloody bird. He quickly go to the helms of Silver Lion, his cruise-racer dinghies (he just want to piss of Death, who keep giving him a name like Hel, Valhala, Nirvana, Tartarus and anything related to him) and bark order to Zoro to take care the sails. He used his wand with Point Me spell to check Luffy location, they were lucky it's quite windy today. The Silver Lion sailing smoothly toward the direction before they been hail by three suspicious people.

"Leave them be, Zoro. If the manage to get in here, we deal with them later," he should watch his mouth when those three did manage to get into his ship and tries to take over it. Of course then Zoro beat the shit out of them. And just like any loser, they start to praise Zoro and singing like a bird about what happen to them and how terrifying their boss is."You said Buggy? The ugly one with big red nose?" by their pale face, Harry hit spot.

"You know him, Harry?"

"Ah… remember I told you about the person with Devil Fruit? It him, he eat Bara Bara no Mi. His body could separate, ah… I almost forgot to ask if he could separate…"

"Harry, focus,"

"Well, the idiot tries to attack the village, I happen to be there…" Harry said while shrugging his shoulder. "You guys must be new if do didn't remember me, right?" those three nodded their head like a broken puppet. "Wanna bet if Luffy end up with their boss or not?" Harry turn to Zoro with mischievous smile.

"No bet. Knowing Luffy, he probably manage it the second he land," said Zoro deadpanned.

"True… True… Well then let's off to see the clown,"

A/N : Hahahha... somehow Harry become pervert. Don't worry he only curious nothing more. There's will be a serious scene between Death and Harry. I can't help but keep imagine Death as Morgan Freeman when that time come. Anyone who had suggestion can put in reviews. Thank you so much to those who favourite, follows and reviews. I'm so happy!

Question : I've got a couples of plot bunnies which I know I unable to do it. But I'm very curious to see it happen. Should I post it here at the end of the stories? Or not?