Lilandra: Konichiwa amigos!

Lea: You're neither Japanese nor Spanish.

Lilandra: I know but a girl can dream, right?

Lea: …. Sure. I can't believe that you actually made me do the Macarena in the last chapter! Why did you have Tesai record it?

Lilandra: Because it will come back to bite you in the butt later!

Lea: I'm deeply terrified!

Sora: Stop torturing poor little Lea!

Lea: Who are you calling little, shorty!?

Sora: Hey, I was defending you, you behemoth!

Lea: Behemoth!

Riku: *sweat drops* So much stupid!

Urahara: Anyways, Lilandra does not own Bleach or Kingdom Hearts.

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Chapter 3: Blast Off!

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The trio landed roughly onto the ground because the gate ended in the sky.

"Ugh, why did the gate have to end in the sky?!" groaned Sora as he rubbed his sore bum.

"That stupid Urahara," replied Riku. "He said that we need to find some guy name Kukaku Shiba. He gave me a letter to give to him so that he'll help us."

"Hmph, you three must be lost. It's rare that we have humans just falling from the sky," said an unknown voice behind them. They looked and saw a tall woman that was well endowed and wore a towel around her long black hair, a red shirt and a white skirt. She also bore a sword and had a Japanese tattoo on her arm.

"Sorta, we're looking for a guy named Kukaku Shiba," explained Lea.

"Well, I don't know any guys named Kukaku Shiba, but I'm a female named Kukaku Shiba."

"You're Kukaku Shiba!?"

"Yep! That's me. What do you need?" Riku gave her the letter. Her eyes widened as she read it. "Friends of Kisuke, hmmm, I'll help you. GANJU!" A weird guy came rushing out wearing a green tunic.

"What is it sis?"

"I need you to use your spiritual pressure to create a cannon ball to break into the Seireitei."

"What for?"

"Don't ask me why just do it!"

"Okay okay, I'll do it."

"WARNING, THREE RYOKA HAVE ENTERED THE SOUL SOCIETY! BE ON GUARD!" said a loud an announcement.

"What's a ryoka?" questioned Sora.

"It's what you three are, intruders, humans that aren't supposed to be here."

"Oh."

"Follow me." Kukaku led them to the cannon room. They were all amazed as the floor rose up to reveal the large cannon.

"W-wait, we're actually g-going to s-shoot off in a c-cannon!" said Sora in a shaky tone.

"Yep; you're not scared are you?"

"M-me? Never! I can't say the same about these two." Lea and Riku both glared at him.

"Ganju, start making the ball."

"Ok." Ganju started to make the cannon ball form around them but it wasn't stable.

"Damn, it won't work, the spiritual pressure isn't strong enough for all four of you," said Kukaku.

"Will this help?" Sora said as he summoned his keyblade and shot his light into the core as it instantly stabilized.

"Wow, that's useful. Let's get this show on the road!" They pushed the ball into the cannon and got ready. "One, Two, Three, BLAST!"

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Sora: Now we're criminals!

Lilandra: Yep, ain't it cool!

Riku: NO, it's not cool!

Lilandra: Buzz kill goodie two shoes!

Riku: I've given up on humanity because of you.

Lilandra: YAY, I'M AN INPIRATION!

Riku: … -_- ….