Chapter 2: Meeting your Roommate
(A/E: I apologize for putting this story in hold for so long. It's just my life is pretty messy and it's really hard for me to organize it. But, regardless, enjoy the chapter!)
Jessica and Mabel were walking down a route across the forest.
"You're gonna love the dorms, they're like a luxury hotel" Jessica said.
"Come on, Dipper!" Mabel called "Or should I say...Daisy?"
Dipper was wearing make-up to look like his sister, his hair was combed to look more feminine, even wearing a daisy hair-clip, and he was wearing the schoolgirl's uniform.
"I don't like this" Dipper complained "The skirt is too short, they'll find out I'm a guy!"
"Don't worry, you'll be with us all the time" Jessica said "Think about the advantages of being the only guy surrounded by so many ladies"
"What advantages?" Dipper asked.
"You'll see us in our undies!" Jessica answered.
"Like if I want to see my sister in her underwear" Dipper commented.
"We're going to the dorm inscription and I'll make sure you both end up in the same dorm." Jessica said.
"Yeah! This will be like old times!" Mabel cheered.
"Except, I'll be wearing women's clothes all the time" Dipper added.
"There were are!" Jessica said, finally arriving.
They got there and Jessica helped the twins to get the keycards.
"And...we're done, you're both officially residents of the dormitory" Jessica said.
"This is SO awesome!" Mabel cheered.
"Looks like many girls are staying here" Dipper pointed out, seeing so many students entering.
"Oh, I almost forgot, I gotta go to my room since they told me I'm having a roommate" Jessica said, leaving "See you in the dinner hall"
"See ya', Jess!" Mabel said "What a cool, girl. Isn't it, Daisy?"
"Yes, she is-" Dipper felt something "I need to go to the bathroom. You can go ahead at our room"
"Okay, but hurry up to unpack" Mabel said.
Dipper went to the bathroom as Mabel went to find their room. She was so excited that she ran fast and she crashed against somebody. That crash made both girls dropping their keycards.
"AH!" Mabel screamed as she fell down "Sorry..."
Unfortunately for Mabel, the girl she crashed against looks REALLY tough. Despite being as tall as Mabel, she has an angry face. She has darker skin, her hair is half-shaved and purple colored. She has a piercing in her nose and a black lightning tattoo on her left eye. Even her uniform looks completely different: she replaced her uniform jacket with a black leather one, her skirt was torn up, she was wearing jeans instead of tights and her dress shoes were replaced with black military boots.
"¡Oye! Watch it, dumbass!" the tough girl warned, who has a Mexican accent.
"I said I was sorry" Mabel said.
"Nobody screws with the deadly Rogue Chavez, that's me!" Rogue said "So, if you crash against me again, you're DEAD!" she turned around to continue her way "Pendeja..."
After giving her that threat, Rogue picked up her keycard and continued her way.
"Wow, I pity the unfortunate one who becomes her roommate" Mabel commented.
Meanwhile; Dipper went into the bathroom, which looks sophisticated and completely clean.
"Holy crap, are women always keep their bathrooms that pretty?" Dipper asked as he entered a toilet corner and he lifted up the seat to pee until... "Wait, if I pee while standing, there's a chance I could leave the seat up for accident and I could potentially expose my gender" he puts it down, slided down his skirt, tights and panties to sit down and pee like a girl. "I hope Grunkle Stan, Soos or any guy I know, will never know about me being a girl"
Then, he heard some people coming: two girls, a redhead with a ponytail and freckles and the other African American with curly hair.
"Did you notice the freak of Jessica Oaks is now befriending these two freshmen?" The redhead asked.
"Yeah, totally, if I were them, I would stay away from that freak" The African American commented.
Dipper over-heard the conversation.
"Yeah, I mean, I don't understand why she didn't get expelled after what she did with Pacifica" The redhead commented.
"I pity for these two girls, who are digging their own grave" The African American replied.
"Poor Jessica..." Dipper whispered.
"Who's there?"
Dipper freaked out and he quickly pulled up his bottoms .
"Coming!" Dipper answered with a high-pitch voice and came out.
"Hey, aren't you one of these girls that Oaks invited?" The redhead asked.
"Uh...yeah! My name is Daisy, Daisy Pines" Dipper/Daisy answered "The other girl is my twin sister Mabel"
"Well, hi, I'm Tamara O'Riley" Tamara greeted.
"And I'm Misty Jackson" Misty greeted.
"Nice to meet you both"
"Listen to us: stay away from that freakazoid" Tamara warned.
"Or you'll end up like Pacifica: dead" Misty said.
"Wait, they told me she was just missing" Dipper/Daisy commented.
"Oh, please, Oaks was always, since day one, a psychopath" Tamara said.
"Yeah, that white bitch is doing all those weird things and drag people along with her" Misty added.
"She wouldn't..."
"Yes, she would, so for your own good: stay out of her. Got it?" Tamara asked.
They both left the bathroom, leaving Dipper confused...and angry.
"What a bunch of bitches..."
In the hallways, Mabel was looking at all the rooms to find hers.
"112, 113, 114, and...here it is! Room #115!" Mabel cheered as she inserted her keycard and entered "Here I am, Sis'!"
But for her surprised, her roommate was Jessica.
"Mabel? What are you doing here? I put you and Dipper in the same room"
"Wait, this isn't my room? But the keycard says #115" Mabel said "If this is your room, which room Dipper is going?"
Dipper was also looking for his room.
"171, 172, and...here it is! Room #173!" Dipper cheered as he inserted his keycard and entered "Here I am, Sis'!"
Unfortunately, he found none other than ROGUE! The tough girl Mabel met and she was in her underwear. She was wearing lacy pink bra with a red ribbon between the cups, white frills and matching panties. Dipper blushed as a tomato and he turned around as he covered his eyes.
"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE UNDRESSING!" Dipper/Daisy apologized, using his/her high-pitch voice.
"Wait, are you my roomie?" Rogue asked.
"I think I'm in the wrong room!" Dipper/Daisy answered as he/she was about to leave.}
But he/she was stopped by Rogue.
"Wait! I can't take the risk of you telling everyone that I'm wearing girly underwear!"
"Wait, what?"
"My stupid mom sent me to this damn place to learn how to be 'más femenina (translation: more femenine)' and I hate that!" Rogue started telling her story "She even forced me to wear girly clothes, including my undies. God, this bra is killing me, I'm missing my boxers and t-shirts right now"
"Well...sorry for having a mother like that" Dipper/Daisy apologized.
"Luckily, I had enough money to buy at least a jacket, jeans and boots at least, not being too girly"
"Listen, I really need to go to my real room" Dipper/Daisy said, grabbing his/her suitcase.
"NO WAY! I won't give you a chance to humiliate me!" Rogue said, grabbing the suitcase too.
"I wouldn't do that! Get it off!"
"¡Nunca (translation: Never!)!"
Then they both accidentally threw away as it got opened and revealed DIPPER'S MALE UNDERWEAR!
"Uh? What is these?" Rogue asked.
"Oh, crap! I forgot my suitcase still has my male underwear!" Dipper cured, mentally.
"Wait a minute, I know who you are!" Rogue said.
"I'm so dead..."
"You're a tomboy like me!"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, you also have a mother that is forcing you to be more femenine!"
"Huh...yeah! Yes, I have"
"Well, at least yours let you do the suitcase, so you can wear male underwear"
"Well, pretty much"
"You know what? You should stay in my room"
"Wait, what?"
"Tomboys must stay together, besides, you'll need me, so I can protect you from those swallow bitches"
"Really, you don't..."
"Of course, there's a condition: you need to give me your male underwear and you'll wear my girly rainbow nightmares"
"WHAT?!"
"I know it will be hard for you, but you must stay strong...or I'll kick your ass if you betray my generosity"
"I'm in hell..."
In the dinner hall; Dipper sat down with Jessica and Mabel, which it's far away from the rest of the girls.
"What's the matter, Sis'?" Mabel asked.
"Jessie, I need you to give me your keycard, I think there was a mistake" Dipper said.
"I'm sorry, Dipper, but the rules say that once you step on the dorm, you have to sleep on it for the rest of the year" Jessica explained.
"What a load of bull-"
"DAISY!" Mabel scolded "Ladies shouldn't have a filthy mouth!"
"Oh yeah? Tell that to my dangerous roommate"
"Rogue Chavez?" Mabel asked.
"You know her?" Dipper asked.
"Barely, I crashed against her as I dropped my keycard..."
"Wait, that explains everything! We were supposed to be in the same dorm!"
"Still, you can't exchange roommates, that's the rules"
"Goddamn it..." Dipper dropped his head on the table.
"What did I tell you about your filthy mouth?" Mabel asked.
Then Tamara and Misty appeared behind them.
"And what did we tell you about hanging out with that freakazoid?" Tamara asked.
"Hey!" Mabel exclaimed, offended.
"She was talking about me" Jessica corrected.
"Oh...wait, HEY!" Mabel exclaimed, even more offended.
"This is your last chance: stay out of her or you'll end up like Pacifica" Misty warned.
"Leave Jessica alone! She was nothing, but nice to me and my bro-I MEAN, sister ever since we arrived!" Mabel said, slamming her fist to the table.
"Oh no! Oaks' psychotic powers turned her into her minion!" Tamara said with fear.
"Come on, girl, you gotta run fast before the same thing happens to you" Misty warned.
Dipper started doubting as he looked at everyone around him.
"I..."
¡OYE!
Everyone turned around and they saw Rogue standing behind the two alpha bitches. She grabbed them from behind to pick them up, showing how strong she is.
"What are you doing to my roomie?"
"Nothing! In fact: we were trying to save her!"
"From what? From your faces with excessive make-up? Well, that can be fixed" Rogue said, she dropped them, grabbed a glass of water from the table and threw them to their faces, completely ruining their make-up.
"OMG, I look hideous!" Tamara complained.
"Me too!" Misty complained too.
"If I see you both screwing with my roomie again, I'll turn you both into tortillas. Got it?" Rogue asked as they both nodded in agreement "Good, now go!"
The two ran away as Dipper, Mabel and Jessica were impressed.
"Wow, I can't believe you protected my sister" Mabel said.
"Wait, so you're her sister?" Rogue asked "Then in that case, sorry for threatening you early on. I have anger issues"
"That's okay, as long you get along with my little Daisy over here!" Mabel said, hugging Dipper really hard.
"You're only 5 minutes older than me..." Dipper/Daisy commented.
"So...are you okay if I sit down with you?" Rogue asked.
"Of course, more people the better" Jessica answered.
"Gracias (translation: thank you)" Rogue sat down.
The three girls started chatting as Dipper was monologuing.
"Well, looks like staying here won't be so bad after..."
"Wait, is that a banana?!" Rogue asked, pointing as Jessica's meal and one of them was a banana.
"Yeah, so?"
Rogue grabbed the banana and smashed it.
"Hey, you don't like bananas?" Jessica asked.
"Not just bananas, ANYTHING that has a phallic symbol" Rogue answered, making Dipper nervous once again "I may like a lot of manly stuff, but the only manly thing I hate is men themselves. They're cruel, heartless and betrayers. They cause nothing, but trouble. I guess that's the only good thing I can say about this place. That, and my new friend Daisy. Right, new friend?"
"Scratch that...I'm in HELL!"
End of the Chapter.