A/N: Jasmine is captured. Oh no, this is terrible! One of the seven princesses is held captive by the evil Jafar and the Heartless. If you guys can hear me, you would know I'm really fake worrying. I'm sure she'll be fine. If not...then we're all doomed.

World: Agrabah

After the situation in the palace, I hurry back to Aladdin and Genie. I warn them about Jasmine's peril. I even told Aladdin about how she would want to marry him as himself instead of a prince. He seemed lost in his fantasy world hearing that, then Genie snaps him back into reality...by hitting him in the head with a frying pen. What is this, Tangled?

Putting all of that aside, we head out into the desert, where we believe that's where Jafar has taken Jasmine. We ride on Carpet and take off into the desert.

Out in the desert, Jasmine is stuck in the middle of nowhere, waist deep into quicksand. The Heartless have her surrounded, like they're trying to guard her. But guard her from what? Aren't they suppose to steal her heart?

We arrive just when she's neck deep. This was an unpleasant sight for us.

"This can't be good!" Aladdin takes out the lamp. "Genie! I need you to save Jasmine!"

I'm astonished hearing that. "What the!"

Genie appears right behind Jasmine. "A-wish number two coming right up!"

Genie snaps his fingers and the Heartless disappeared, then he's able to rescue Jasmine. Genie carries Jasmine up on the carpet. Jasmine was pleased to see Aladdin. "Aladdin!" Jasmine and Aladdin hugs. I'm just standing aside with a disappointed expression.

Genie clears his throat. Aladdin and Jasmine disbands the hug as Genie hands Aladdin a piece of paper. "What's this?" Aladdin asks.

"Your bill, my good sir. And don't forget the tip." Genie says.

"Oh forget the stinking bill, you just used MY wish!" I say.

"I'm sorry, Patrick. I panicked. Jasmine was in danger and-" Aladdin was interrupted by some unwanted company.

Heartless appears out of no where. The Fat Bandits, Fortunetellers, Bandits, Luna Bandits. One of the Fortunetellers casts a frost spell, hitting Carpet. Carpet didn't really like it. It shivers like crazy and flies around. We all fall off of Carpet and it flies away. Well, there goes out ride.

We get on our feet, surrounded by the Heartless. "We'll talk about this later!" I summon my Keyblade. "Jasmine! Get behind us!"

Aladdin and I handle the Heartless. I cast Magnega, causing the Heartless minus the Fat Bandits to be gathered into the large magnet. While they're gathered, I do Shadowbreaker. I enter Star Surge and the Heartless die from my attacks. More of them appears, Aladdin helps take them down with his quick strikes.

My Star Surge attacks hit the Heartless hard, but the Fat Bandits were able to block my attacks cause their fat bellies. In all honesty, they're annoying. "Too slow!" I say as I perform Shadow Dash. Seven out of the twelve Heartless dies instantly from my flash attacks. I finish the rest with my Gaia-Explosion spell.

Aladdin and I wait for the moment being, no more Heartless appears. "Is it over?" Aladdin asks.

"Hopefully." I say.

There's a sinister laughter. We are all startled by it, we can tell it's Jafar. We all turn to see Jafar floating in the air. "Jafar!" Aladdin says.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the pitiful streetrat, Aladdin." Jafar says.

"I knew you were trouble! You're gonna pay for kidnapping the princess!" I say.

"So you say. Only that's not going to happen, for you see: I have the upper hand." Jafar reaches to his back and takes out the lamp.

Aladdin and I are surprised. "The lamp!" Aladdin searches all around his pockets for the lamp, it's missing. "Jafar stoled the lamp!"

"That is right, streetrat! Now, for my first wish. Bring Jasmine to me!" Jafar says.

Genie is not happy with this. "I apologize, princess." Genie grabs Jasmine. Jasmine starts to struggle to break free as he floats to Jafars side.

I should have known this would have happened. Jafar simply used the Heartless to keep us busy and distracted while he tries to steal the lamp for us.

"Finally! I will become Sultan!" Jafar says.

Aladdin and I position ourselves to strike. "Not unless we stop you!"

Jafar looks down at us. "Oh, I don't think so. It appears you two have your hands full." Jafar holds out the lamp. "Genie! My second wish! I want a Heartless powerful enough to DESTROY THEM!"

Aladdin and I are horrified to hear that. Genie sinks down in depression. Aladdin and I plead for him to stop.

"Genie! No!" Aladdin says.

"Don't do it!" I say.

"I'm sorry, Al. But I'm bound by the rules of the Genie, and the rules state I must obey my masters every whim. I don't have a choice." Genie looks away, by averting his eyes, shielding with his hold hand whole holding the other hand in the air ready to snap the fingers. "I hope you can forgive me."

Genie snaps his fingers. The very ground we stand on starts shaking. Jafar laughs nefariously as he, Genie and Jasmine vanishes.

The ground shakes violently. Suddenly, a large crescent blade pops out of the sand, then another one, then in between the blades, a cobra head pops out. The cobra head looks at me and Aladdin, then it submerges into the sand so it's entire body pops right out of a sand.

The Heartless is the six-armed beast bandit: Kurt Zisa

Aladdin and I look at the giant Heartless. "This can't be good." Aladdin says.

Kurt Zisa casts Silencega. Aladdin and I are unable to use spells, all though it's only a con to me cause Aladdin can't cast magic. Aladdin and I attack head on the Heartless. Aladdin does rushing charge attacks while I'm striking with Shadow Dash. My power surges deeper and I enter Black Maelstrom.

Kurt Zisa strikes with Sword Spin, stands in place and spins it's swords around. I dodge roll out of the way then do a rush attack when it's clear. Aladdin wasn't too lucky from the hits. After a couple of hits, I do Hurricane Flare. Kurt Zisa dashes right through me with a strike attack. As soon as I recover, I attack until I reach my full power and unleash Black Maelstrom.

My dark command style destroys the dark orbs on the Kurt Zisa's hands. The Heartless collapses from it's minor defeat and the Silencega wears off. Once Black Maelstrom is done, I cast Curaga to heal myself and Aladdin. "Heal!"

Aladdin and I attack the staggered Heartless. I use my Fairy Charm to activate the D-link. I do my aerial strikes on the Heartless. Kurt Zisa is still staggered from the defeat of its dark orbs. I do Prism Rain, aerial strikes, charging rainbow magic then fire it all.

Kurt Zisa recovers from its collapse then enters defensive magic. It floats in a meditation pose while using its two blades to channel hold a powerful shield. The heartless floats away from us, we cast after it. Aladdin can't do any harm to the field, for only my magic can penetrate it. I first cast Water Spout, then Sparkza after that, channeling four rings of light in same diameters, but in different angles, all around me.

Kurt Zisa casts Tornados. I become surrounded by tornado sands, sanados if you well. The barrier still stands. I cast Aeroza then Razor Pales, shooting razor sharp flower petals at the Heartless. Kurt Zisa casts Gravity Balls, the dark orbs pop out of the ground and come at Aladdin and I. I block most of them with Holy Shield, Aladdin stands behind me to be protected from the dark orbs.

When they're all gone, I continue casting my fairy magic on the Kurt Zisa, until it's barrier shatters and it collapses once again. Aladdin and I continue attacking it. All of my previous magic attack causes me to reach my full power, unleashing Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust.

Kurt Zisa is defeated.

The giant heartless jumps back on its foot, and it staggers and stumbles. Aladdin and I step back. The Heartless starts to collapse forward, that's when we turn and make a run for it. It's entire body collapses and we nearly got hit by it. The Heartless glows and a massive heart is release from it.

Aladdin and I look at the spot where the Kurt Zisa was at. "Close call." I say.

"I'll say." Aladdin puts away his sword. He crosses his arms, looking down sighing. "I can't believe Genie would turn on us like that."

"It's not his fault. He was only doing his job. If anyone's to blame, it's Jafar. Which is why we have to stop him." I say.

"Yeah. You're right." Carpet returns to us, it floats right in front of us. "Now let's head back to Agrabah!"

Aladdin and I ride on Carpet back to Agrabah.

While we're riding on a magic carpet, Jafar is back at the Palace in Agrabah with Jasmine held captive and Genie by his side unpleased with being Jafars slave. Jafar was just negotiating with the Sultan. He wants to trade his daughter Jasmine for the Sultan to step down as Sultan.

"Jafar! You traitor! You were my most trusted adviser for years!" Sultan says.

"You are sadly mistaken, 'sire'. Drop down!" Jafar says.

"Father! Don't do it!" Jasmine says.

"Quiet you!" Jafar does a spell that zips Jasmines lips, literally.

"Hold it, Jafar!" Jafar turns. He's surprised to see Aladdin and I arriving.

"What? You are still alive!" Jafar growls in anger. "I thought it was cats who have nine lives."

I point my Keyblade at Jafar. "Stand down, Jafar. You have no choice!"

"Oh, you are once again wrong, Keybearer. For you see, I have the power to both destroy you and become Sultan." Jafar holds out the lamp. "Genie. My final wish: I wish to be an all-powerful genie!"

Genie, unpleasantly, grants Jafars wish. Jafar starts transforming into a massive powerful genie. During transformation, Jafar blows off the palace roof. The skies turn bloody red and thunder rages.

Jafar floats in the middle of the room as a genie. "We got to stop him!" I say.

"But how? He's all powerful." Aladdin says.

"Al! The lamp!" Genie suggests.

Aladdin and I look around, to see Iago flying around carrying Jafar's lamp. "Get the lamp!" I say.

"Not so fast, streetrats!" Jafar summons a massive molten boulder and hurls it at us. I cast a Ruinza, similar to Ruinra only with exploding Ruins, at the boulder and it massively explodes.

"I'll handle Jafar. Get the lamp!" I say.

Aladdin nods and chases after Iago. Jafar is too high to be hit by my attacks. I use my magic attacks and Strike Raid abilities to distract him from Aladdin. Jafars dark magic becomes hard to avoid or to block, I can only avoid and block so much.

Aladdin chases after Iago. "Keep away from me, rodent!" Iago says.

"Hand over the lamp!" Aladdin says.

I block the next massive molten boulder with Holy Shield, only to have the barrier break. I only suffered minor damage. I restore myself with Curaga then continue casting, avoiding and blocking. "You can't defeat me! I am all-powerful!" Jafar says.

"Who says I'm trying to defeat you?" I ask.

"What?" Jafar seems worried and confused.

"Hey Jafar!" Jafar turns to see Aladdin aiming the lamp at him. "Time for you to go back into your lamp!"

The lamp begins sucking Jafar in. "No! NO!"

Jafar gets sucked right in. Iago gets caught in Jafars grip and they are both completely consumed into the lamp. As soon as Jafar is contained, all of his changes were undo. The palace is restored and the sky turn back to a cloudy blue. Jasmine is also free from the bondage Jafar contained her in.

"Aladdin, and sir Patrick. We can't thank you enough for saving Agrabah from Jafar." Sultan says.

"Indeed. If there's anything we can do to repay you." Jasmine says.

I was thinking about it, then Aladdin speaks. "That's right. Your wish." Aladdin seems upset like he said that by mistake. He holds out the lamp and looks at Genie. "But...Genie."

"It's okay, Al. Go ahead and give your friend a wish. I've waited ten thousand years for this chance, I can wait for another ten thousand." Genie says.

Aladdin doesn't speak. He thinks carefully about this. He looks at me for an answer. I just nod. "You sure?"

"I'm certain." I say.

Aladdin sighs. "All right." Aladdin looks at Genie. "Genie..." Genie positions himself to grant the wish. "I wish for your freedom!"

Genie wasn't expecting that. "Al!"

Magic swirls all around Genie. Aladdin, Jasmine and I stand by watching the show. Genie's tail turns into legs and his metal braces pops right off and vanishes. The magic lamp my lows on the ground dead. Genie grabs the lamp, holding it up in front of him looking at it completely speechless.

He cannot believe he is actually free. He screams with excitement as he starts bouncing off the walls. "I'M FREE! I'M FREE AT LAST!" He stops in place midair. "I'm hitting the road!" He takes out a suit case and starts stuffing everything in at high speed. "I'm off to see the world! I'm-" He suddenly spots when he looks back at Aladdin.

Aladdin and Genie are sure gonna miss each other. "That was a nice thing for you to do." Jasmine says.

"Yeah. Well, I guess after seeing what Jafar has done, I figured it was best for Genie to be free." I say. "Aqua would have done the same if it was me trapped in the darkness and she was searching for me."

Genie approaches to me and shakes my hand like crazy. "Oh thank you so much! Here!" Genie snaps his fingers and a Genie Charm appears in my hand. "Consider this as a token of my appreciation." genie grabs his suitcases. "Well. Can't do much damage around this popsicle stand! I'm..."

Just as Genie's about to blast off, a duplicate of himself, as some business man, or landlord maybe. "Hold it!"

Genie stops his blast off. "Oh, it's you! What do you want, mr. Lamplord?"

"Don't take that tone with me just because you moved out, you still owe me room rent!" Genie #2 says.

"You want rent? All right." Genie takes out some money out of his pocket and hands it to Genie #2. "Here's the twenty-eight dollars."

"Twenty-eight dollars, fine..." Genie #2 looks at Genie realizing something. "Just a minute, you owe me thirteen weeks at seven dollars a week and that happens to be a lot more then twenty-eight!"

"No, that comes out to twenty-eight dollars." Genie says.

"Did you go to school?" Genie nods. "Do you mean to say you can prove that seven times thirteen equals twenty-eight?"

"Well, it's gotta be. " Genie says.

"If you could prove it, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you the room rent for nothing. BUT! ...If you don't prove it, you owe me double the rent. Is that a deal?"

"It's a deal." Genie snaps his fingers and a marker board appears beside him.

Aladdin, Jasmine and I are just standing on the side watching this. "We're the only normal ones, are we?" I ask.

Jasmine and Aladdin agrees.

"Seven to twenty-eight is going to come out thirteen. That's my way and it's gonna come out right. Now first:" Genie writes a seven on the board. "I put down a seven. Now, I'm gonna divide the seven to the twenty-eight." He next rights a division line, then a twenty-eight then another division line after the twenty-eight. "Ain't that cute? Now. Here we go: Seven into two?" Genie looks at Genie #2, only to receive a head shake. "Seven will not go into two."

"It will not." Genie #2 says.

"That's a very big seven to push into that little bit of two." Genie #2 nods in agreement.

"You say it is." Genie #2 says.

"We ain't gonna hurt that little two, aren't we?" Genie says.

"Of course not." Genie #2 says.

"No we are not. Now, seven to eight?" Genie asks. Genie #2 answers 'one' and Genie writes that one next to the division line. "Is one. Now we're gonna carry the seven, cause it's very big and it's getting heavy on my shoulders and we're gonna drop the seven..." genie writes a seven under the eight. "Under there. Now, seven to eight..." Genie writes a line under the seven and eight and writes a one underneath. "Is one. We drop the two there." He writes a two next to the one, turning it into twenty-one Now, seven to the twenty-one."

"Three times." Genie #2 says.

"That's right." Genie writes a three next to the one in the answer. "Seven into twenty-eight is thirteen."

Genie #2 is disappointed. He's been outsmarted. "Wait a, wait a minute! You have to prove this even better then that! You can prove this very easily with multiplication!"

Genie looks confused. "You mean you want me to modify it?"

"No. No. No! Not modify. Mul-ta-ply!" Genie #2 spits on the T pronounce, right into the Genie's eye. "Mul-ta-ply!"

"All right! All right...All right I'll multiply it." Genie says.

"Seven times thirteen is twenty-eight. Prove it!" Genie #2 demands.

Genie starts writing on the board. "Now first we put down the thirteen." Genie writes thirteen then a seven and a line underneath. "Times seven. Seven weeks times thirteen, right?" Genie #2 agrees. "Right. Here we go. Seven times three!"

"Twenty-one." Genie #2 answers.

Genie writes twenty-one under the line. "Seven times one."

"Seven." Genie writes seven under the twenty-one then a line.

"Seven into one." Genie writes eight then drops the two, adding up to twenty-eight again. "Twenty-eight!"

Genie #2 is irritated. He's been conned yet again. "Now wait a minute, wait a minute! I'm still not convinced! there is one sure way to prove this! One sure way and that is addition!"

Genie looks a little uncomfortable. "You mean you want me to addition it up?"

"I want you to put thirteen on the board seven times, draw a line and then add it all up!" Genie #2 says.

"So you want me to put down thirteen seven times?" Genie asks.

"That's right." Genie #2 says.

Genie turns his back on Genie #2. "This can't come out right." He whispers nervously. Now he starts writing the thirteens on the board. "There's one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. And seven."

"Wait a minute. What's the idea of spreading them out like that?" Genie #2 asks.

"Well, it looks like a flock of seagulls about to hit the electric wall." Genie #2 chuckles and nods in agreement. "Now we're gonna add them up, right? Here we go!" Genie begins counting until Genie #2 stops him. "Three, six and nine."

"Let me do the adding this time, then there will be no mistake." Genie #2 moves Genie side then begins counting. "Three. Six. Nine. Twelve. Fifteen. Eighteen. Twenty-one."

Genie shoves Genie #2 aside then continues the counting. "Twenty-two. Twenty-three. Twenty-four. Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight." Then writes twenty-eight under the line. Genie #2 is speechless. He lost this battle.

Genie takes back his money. "Well, nice doing business with yea. Bye-bye." Genie #2 disappears. The rest of us are pretty speechless. We have no idea what just happened. "Now I'm...out of here!" Genie blasts off. "Bye-bye! Audios! Sayonara! Ciao! Bon Voyage! I'm history! No wait! I'm mythology! Oh I don't even care what I am! I'M FREE!"

Soon enough, Genie is out of sight. "Okay...I'm just gonna pretend that never happened." I say.

That is defiantly the second craziest thing I have witnessed. Guess nothing here is going to beat #1, which is...