Author Note: I would like to take this space too answer some of my past reviews. First, my real name isn't "Ian". And "Ian" can be a Japanese name. You'll find out what relationship Ian has with Rina and Yui in later chapters. Next, Rina's father isn't part of the Love Hina series, however, will be introduced later. And, putting Keitaro and Naru on the table of contents was my friends way of playing around. Keitaro and Naru will show up in later chapters.
Yui
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Hair: Blue
Eyes: Black
She's also spent most of her life in the Hinata House. A straight 'A', well behaved student, highly disapproving of Ian's living there, and his attitude. A bit shy, she has trouble speaking her mind most of the time. But when Ian really grates on her nerves, she sure gives him a piece of her mind! Unlike her mother, she's a terrible cook and usually only eats fruit and grain. She's top in her classes, her grades aren't as good as Ian's, and it makes her curious about him.
Love Hina Bara
Chapter 2: We want you out!
Ian, Daisuke, and the girls Ian encountered were back in the lobby. Daisuke sat with the girls, on the polyester sofa. Ian sat cross-legged on the ground, frowning. Rina and Yui had their arms crossed and were frowning. White haired girl staring curiously at Ian while wiping a dust cloth against a QBZ-95 rifle. Girl wearing a cheerleaders outfit staring seductively at Ian.
" No!" Rina yelled. " I can't believe he's an Urashima. Their good people," Rina's frown turned into a wicked smile. She rubbed the locks of her blonde hair. " Especially Keitaro. Me and my mother just 'love' too prank his dorky ass."
" Believe it or not, bitch!" Ian yelled back. " Hell, I don't like this either. But my father made me the landlord, and that's that. So get used to it." Rina and Yui weren't happy. They both wanted to "kill" Ian. However, stayed frowning and arms crossed. Daisuke reached out, holding a treatise, using other hand to clutch `n` read his notebook.
`` Here are your forms. Don`t worry, it's easy. Just sign your name, clear enough for us to read, and everything… Will come into place.`` Rina and Yui tried to snatch the treatise away. Daisuke was very nimble with his hands. Threw the paper, floating midair, and landed on Ian`s lap.
`` Hmmm…`` Ian hummed as he lift the paper up. `` Let`s see…`` Ian thought while reading. `` This treatise is for Hinata House. The owner of this treatise, mainly me, will be in charge of looking after all residents, having a good/healthy relationship with residents, and must be in charge of damages and months' rent. This treatise's ownership will be removed: The owner loses it haphazardly, has reached a minimum age of retirement, or gives it too another member in his/her family."
" Is anything wrong, Ian?" Daisuke asked. Ian tapped his fingers against his chin. Peered from his letter and looked at the four girls leering/staring/luring him. He took a pen out his pocket—wrote his name in a flash: Ian Shima Urashima. Passed it too Daisuke.
" I think you'll find everything resolved," Ian said with his arms stretched too Daisuke. Rina and Yui reached for the treatise. Daisuke's hands moved too fast for them. He'd taken the treatise, and stuffed under his jacket. Daisuke stood up, signaling Ian, fiddling his fingers, the perplexed new landlord stood on his feet and shaked his cousins hand.
" Let's continue our tour," Daisuke quaffed. He didn't trust Ian roaming the halls, alone. Daisuke made sure his left hand squeezed Ian's left arm. He dragged his cousin, away from the lobby, leaving the girls too wonder. Rina was the only one who smiled, wickedly.
" That's right, pervert," Rina thought too herself. " Enjoy your time. I'll make your stay here… A quick one."
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Ian and Daisuke were in the last room of their tour. A room filled with computer monitors, megaphones, and paper with pens/pencils. Daisuke pressed a power button on one monitor and a screen on Line Interpreter.
" As you can see…" Daisuke droned. "Nothing's sacred here." Daisuke Picked up pieces of paper piled together and shoved them too his cousin. Ian had sharp pain in his gut; papers hit him. Ian stared at a title: Monitoring Activities.
" Wait!" Ian yelped at the title. " You want me too… Monitor the girls here?" Blood dripped out from his sexual thoughts. Daisuke took note of Ian's fetish; flipped notebook open and scribbled away with his pen. Daisuke closed his book. He sighed as it closed.
" You'll only be here around 10 o' clock P.M. Got it? This room was funded by Kaolla Su. Our sole purpose: Make sure nothing out scheduled happens. We'll make sure the girls are in their rooms, alone, and will be sleeping. No exceptions. And…" Daisuke took 4 beige folders out his pocket—threw them at Ian—caught while landing on top of his handbook.
" What the fuck is wrong with you?! " Ian yelled. "Tossing papers everywhere?! What are these anyways?!"
Daisuke returned too reading in his notebook, flipped a few pages, then turning too Ian, answering his question, " Those are the dormitories records on residents, where they were raised from, up till now. I'd suggest you review'em."
Daisuke put his notebook down and moved up to a computer monitor. Daisuke started typing on the keyboard. Ian was awestruck by how he could be so determined. However; opened the folders. His mind drifted too them.
" Rina McDougal," Ian red too himself. " Daughter of Sarah Mcdougal and Hiyaya Natako. Age: 18. Likes: Pulling pranks, running, meat, making other's feel miserable. Dislikes: School, homework, reading, writing, green vegetables, sleep. Awards/achievements: None."
" How goes the work, Ian?" Daisuke joked in a farmer's tone of voice. Ian panicked hearing Daisuke's voice. Nearly dropped the files in his hands, however, catched all them before they'd hit the ground.
" JUST PEACHY!" Ian screamed lividly. Ian seeing himself holding onto Yui's document—opened it right up. " Yui Maehara. Daughter of Shinobu Maehara and Kentaro Sakata. Weird how she's got her mother's last name. Oh, well. Age: 18. Likes: Reading and cooking. Dislikes: Animals and games. Awards/achievements: Kapaechi Institute 2015 Award for Academic Work.
Ian took the next file out, opening it up, seeing the picture of the silver haired girl. " Kimza Kaolla. Daughter of Kaolla Su and rich Arabian Emperor. Age: 16. Likes: Inventing. Dislikes: Not inventing. Awards/achievements: Best her mother in creating weapons.
Ian took out the next tiles, opening it up, seeing the picture of the blonde cheerleader. " Aku Himawari. Daughter of Uizhuo Himawari, Japans most notorious gangster, and one of his many whores. Age: 18. Likes: Using men for money, and cheerleading. Dislikes: Having to deal with conflict. Awards/achievements: White Tullips cheerleading captain.
Ian closed the folder he was reading. Piled all four together. Found a table on his right hand side, and placed them on the table,. Turned too Daisuke. " Why isn't Chazona in these files. She's part of the Hinata House, right?" Daisuke tried ignoring Ian via reading, however, couldn't stop too being silent.
" Chazona's not a part of this household. She came here 2 years ago, badly wounded; I might add, so we nursed her back to health, and she repays us by staying here and never leaving her room she finds too be alluring her."
Daisuke picked up his notebook. He flipped through the pages, humming too himself, trying to divert his attention from Ian. Ian had his own plans. Set the package his boss gave him on a table. Top of it opened it. Bottles of baijiji, kaoliang, majiu, and American whiskey. Ian picked the whiskey.
" Here's too my new life," Ian told himself. Found a small plastic glass in the case. He set it on the table. Poured the whiskey in his glass. And raised it too his mouth. " A toast! Whatever I feel… Let it pullulate."
Ian drank from the glass—coughed out the alcohol, yelling out loud, " Gyah! Taste like shit!" Ian had another problem: " Do you know where the restroom is?" Daisuke closed his book. He cursed under his breath; Ian 's needs agitated him.
" Down the hall," Daisuke murmured. " Turn right. It's the door with a pink panda on it. And please… If you see any residents while wondering… Run like hell too get away."
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Ian found the door he's searched for. A triangular yellow metallic sign with a panda on a chain around the doorknob. Ian felt his hands going numb. He remembered watching situations like this on anime, person walks in and most likely finds a girl changing, never ending well.
" It's okay." Ian tried telling himself. " I'll just open that door, and walk in. Easy-peasy. Nothing-will-go-wrong." Ian covered his eyes with right hand while left worked its way—knowing what may lay dormant on the other end—opened the door and found… Nothing. Just an empty washroom with a sink and 1 toilet.
Ian made his way into the bathroom. Slammed the door behind him, and switched the lock, locking it. Ian PHEW in relief. He was in the bathroom, presumably alone, and away from trouble. He couldn't believe his fate—Woman's hands rubbed him behind his shoulders.
" You owe me, human vibrator," Aku's seductive voice hissed in his right ear. Ian had nosebleed heftily, unnoticed. His curiosity got the better of him, reaching for the doorknob, making a fleeing attempt, felt a soft-warm throb instead.
" Aku?" Ian more stated than asked, feeling what he thought to be a bosom.
" Don't call me 'Aku'. Everyone knows me as 'Foxy'. And why wouldn't they. Am so… Ravishing."
" That's right, baby," Rina thought, overhead ventilation shaft. Everything was her doing. Plan: Foxy seduces Ian and makes it appear he's violating her, she videotape it and pass it to the police, there landlord's out here "equation"; sent to jail." Oh, baby, yeah! Work it, sister! Work it! Show that perv!"
Foxy lifted under her cheerleader uniform. Pulled it off. A two-cut sky blue bra was shown, along her H-cup hidden bosoms. Ian's nose gushed tremendous amounts of blood. Oozed unhealthily out and dripped on the floor. Ian's fear of woman raised his blood pressure. He's head became foggy. Reached a second time for the doorknob—opened wide. Ian didn't want any trouble; ran away while holding his bleeding nose.
" What a strange lad," Foxy spoke behind. She noticed a part of his shirt was torn off and in her hand. Foxy tilted her head right and rubbed against the cloth. " But he is cute."
" You floozy!" Rina screamed out loud in the ventilation shaft. " I specifically told you: Don't let him get away. Oh, well. I still have thee evidence."
" Evidence of what?" Daisuke's voice said behind Rina. Rina froze on the spot. Rina's face blushed bright red. She turned around, and saw the face of Daisuke frowning upon her.
" Um… Hi."
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Rina and Foxy were being punished. Both were forcibly sitting on their polyester couch, surrounded by all of Hinata's house residents; with Daisuke holding Rina's video camera for everyone to see.
" Well, well, I can see we're off to a good start," Daisuke joked so emotionless, everyone thought he was serious. " Your plan: Get Ian arrested?" Rina nodded her head. She'd also grabbed Foxy's neck, shaking it up and down, trying to make it appear she was in. " Do you really think they'll take your proof in; what you did last week?"
" Good point," Rina admitted her downfall. "But I don't want that American named boy here. He's… A pervert, idiotic, and fell for one of my weakest schemes."
" I don't know, Rina," Foxy interjected. " This may turn out like Suzuka. Y'know, everyone, the Suzuka manga/anime. A story about a boy who works for his aunt at her dormitory, meets a girl next door who's also a student in his school, joins the track 'n' field team to impress her, finally gets her; reasons I can't recall, and settles down marrying her with a child?"
" Who gives a shit, Foxy." Rina rudely scolded Foxy's opinion. Toku pounced in the room. Tail wagging (cats way of showing anger) side by side, cat noises from his mouth, and eyes looking directly at Ian. Rina had her hopes up; Toku would devour him. Rina titillated over Ian's demise, however, Toku crouched down under Ian's legs and licked his feet.
" WHAT!" Rina-Yui-Foxy yelled in unison. Ian pampered the snow leopard. Reached his right hand down and stroked his forehead, affectionately.
" There, there," Ian talked calm demeanor while rubbing the cat's head. " That's a good boy." Toku purred like an ordinary housecat while Ian stroked his head. Everyone continued to stare at Ian in disbelief. Rina just got angry; stood up from sitting on the couch.
" Toru's my animal! He's mine too control! Why is he affectionate too you?!" Ian was half listening. He was too caught up with petting Toru. However, did hear what Rina was saving, and answered her:
" Ever since I was young; animals and I have had special bonds together. There wasn't an animal alive that wanted to leave me. Now, this one, I had to show my superiority. But, he nipped my left ear afterwards. In the dog kingdom: That's a sign am superior."
" BULLSHIT,YOU'RE HIS SUPERIOR!" Rina screeched so loud, whole house vibrated. Daisuke got up, petting his hands and body, hit Rina on the head with an already folded up magazine.
" Please don't speak again," Daisuke ordered. " You're both being punished. There will be no TV for a month, I'll be raising your number of chores around the house, and you won't have supper or desert tonight. That is all."
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Rina sulked in her room. Her stomach's fuel nearly diminished, growling sound coming out, and a depressed look on her face. She couldn't bare no food. Her palms rubbed her stomach too lessen the pain, however, still heard a growling noise.
" Why am I being punished?" Rina thought too herself. " That perv Ian should be punished. He just walks in her, violates me, and he gets off scout free." Door too Rina's room slided partially open. A small gap revealed; light seeped in. " Whoevers there can just shove off! I want to die, I'll do it alone!``
`` Hey, Rina,`` Ian`s voice came through the door. `` I have something for you.``
`` Through it away, you perv! I don`t want anything you`ve touched!`` Ian slid an object into Rina`s room. She angrily paced too the door. Got a closer looked at what Ian slid in. A large bowled, filled with white rice and dog meat. Pair of chopsticks were on the bowls right hand side. Note on the bowl: Keep your energy up!
`` What? This can't be from that perv Ian? Can it?" Rina picked the chopsticks up, steadying them, and picked a bite size portion of dog meat. Swallowed it whole. Her taste buds were going to blow. " Mmmm… It's so good! Makes me want… More!" Rina dropped her chopsticks. Her hands scuffed up handfuls of white rice and she shoved them in her mouth. Munching noises were heard as she chewed. " Mmmmm… Maybe… Ian isn't a total bad guy."
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Time was 10 o' clock PM. Daisuke started the shift. He began to head too rest for his shift, however, noticed something that caught his eyes. Something shining out the door.
" What in the world…?" Ian opened the door too the hall. Saw the light coming from a distant room. Curious, wanted to see. Ian opened the door—Yui changing in front of his eyes. Cotton red mini bra and red panties. Yui found Ian staring at her…
" Eeeek!" Yui screeched.
" Wait! I can explain—"
" Eeeek!" Rina's voice screeched behind Ian.
Ian stared around, gawping, nearly tongue-tied, depending, " Rina… I can explain—"
" PERVERT!" Rina and Yui yelled together.
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Daisuke watched Ian, Rina, and Yui's moment via his computer monitors. Noodle bowl in his hand. He watched through the monitors—Uppercuts by Rina and Yui—Ian launched too the ceiling. Daisuke used his chopsticks, eating noodles, thinking:
" Well… We're off to a good start."
End Chapter 2