Author Note: Thanks for the reviews. This is the most reviews I've received in any of my other stories. I would like too thank two special readers, however, don't feel content on writing their names. However, would like too talk too them: You've given me hope in the darkest of shadows, give me inspiration, reasons too put the needs of others before the needs of my own. I thank you all.

Kimza Kaolla

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Hair: Silver

Eyes: Black

Kimza is the daughter of Kaolla Su. When she was eight, her mother sent her too the Hinata House after war broke out in Molmol. However, Kimza went mad with seeing people die and devoted herself too being an expert with weapons. Unlike her mother, she rarely ever gets excited and has more skills in socializing. Like her mother, she enjoys engineering. She and Daisuke have a secret relationship– they cannot tell others about.

Love Hina Bara

Chapter 5: Enter, Kaeda

It was night time. Ian sleeping in his own room at the Hinata House was getting some well deserved rest. Nestled in his bed, awaited the new day that would greet him. As he sleep, he had been dreaming his future.

— Ian's Dream—

Ian was at the edge of a cliff, over a roaring sea, looking at the horizon, his sketchbook out and him drawing what he was seeing. An assortment of food surrounded Ian: Congee, sushi, sukiyaki, teriyaki, and gin.

Behind him, Yui walked up. Her arms wrapped around Ian, warming his body, stopping him from writing." Y'know, I like you better when your not angry," Ian spoke.

" I can understand you. But remind me, why here?"

Ian put his sketchbook down, hands over his cheeks, come backed, " Y'know... I meet my first love here. I remember, this is where we would play everyday. I also remember that girl stealing my first kiss. Oh, how I'd like too see her face again."

Yui in Ian's dream rubbed Ian's forehead, rousing his senses, her free arm reached down and lifting his shirt up, teasing, " Why talk about girls, we can spend our precious moments together?"

" Babe?" Ian teased. " You stole the words outta my mouth."

Ian fell down, all food under him crushed or shattering, Yui pounced on his chest. Ian stared into Yui's eyes, Yui stared into his, both blushed together, moving their lips–

" Hey!" Rina's voice broke Ian and Yui's moment. " Get Yui out of your petty male fantasy, pervert!"

Ian and Yui nearly embraced– Rina in Ian's dream gait up too Ian– slammed her left arm directly in his face...

— End of Ian's Dream—

Ian woke up with a gasp. His mind started racing. One moment, he was living a dream of memory. Now, laying on the futon of his bed, drenching with sweat, found his left arm gripping his crotch. Ian just noticed his left arm squeezing

" Ahahahaha!" Rina's voice cackled above him. " I knew you were a pervert; I'd never thought you'd do something so vile!"

Ian glared too the doorway Rina stood over him, growling. Ian became enraged. He wanted too move up too Rina and punch her right in her face. However; it was against his ego too use a hand abusively on a female. He did however have the right too speak his mind:

" You lousy bitch!"

Rina stopped laughing, hands on her hips, knelled down too Ian, snarling, " Oh, so you finally get it? I told myself how I hate you! Did you really think: I'd take your presence pleasantly and your time here too be an enjoyable one?"

Sound of hoffing was heard behind Rina. Yui came up from behind, humming, a white piece of paper grasped in her left arm."

" Hey, Rina!" Yui said oblivious of Ian's misfortune. " I got your note and would like too see your..Your!" Yui twirled her head around and saw Ian in his feeble position. " Y... You... YOU!"

" Wait, Yui, I can explain!"

" PERVERT!" Yui jolted towards Ian, Rina chuckling behind, she raised her left foot up and prepared too strike, "HYYYAAAAA!"

" AHHHHH!" Ian cried at what may be his final moments.

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The Next Day:

Ian moaned on his way too school. Several bandages were patched all over his body: His arms, legs, cheeks, even hair. Ian was growling about Rina and how she pranked him.

" Stupid Rina!" Ian growled in his mind. " Stupid Yui, I actually thought was cute! Stupid Daisuke, watching the whole thing and not doing anything! stupid-idiot father for making me the landlord of that stupid house!"

" Hey!" Voices of gang members Ian knew all too well. " There's a toll too walk, freak!"

" Ian leered at three people in front of him. Each wearing black leather jackets and blue ripped jeans, piercing's on their ears and noses, each having their own hairs: left-brown, middle-black, right-blonde.

" Shove off!" Ian bluster too the three. " I've got enough troubles as it is!"

" Give us your money!" All three unison.

" Uh, very well."

All three bullies crept up too Ian. Ian reached into his pocket, pulled out his wooden baton, vibrating his legs, dashed towards the three bully's— whacked them on their heads. The three didn't stand have any endurance— fell over— foreheads dripping blood and eyes indulged.

" You three made me late for class, your dead, again!"–Ian.

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Ian wrote down notes in his class session. Ian felt more lively today. He wanted too see the look on Rina face; he do well in the next exam and she begs on her knees for him. But he wouldn't just rub it n her face. He wanted too tantalize all over her.

" Hey, Ian," Ian's best friend Kana greeted on Ian's left side, " How's it going?"

Ian and Kana were the only two people too really understand each other. Kana haired red, red eyes, wearing a blue school he'd also wear outside school, school pants, Bangalore black shoes. Other things Ian would always remember were his nearly invisible glasses on his nose, dandelion right side of his chest, and small Apica notebooks he's always carry around. Kana moved up too Ian and poked his left hand.

" What is it , Kana?" Ian grunted.

" This is a man-to-man discussion. You know how I find Mai attractive. But, I don't know if she's meeting anyone. I've already checked Facebook and every other chatting sites for her– she ain't with anyone, right?"

" Kana, am just not in the mood," Ian grumbled.

" I'll say," Ian's second best friend Goro walked up too him. " Ian's caught in a SMGP ( Save my girl problem). Tell you what, why don't you do what I do when I want too deal with girls?"

Goro acted cool, long silver hair, silver leather jacket, teared blue jeans, amber eyes, black military boots his father gave him, however, he was shyer than Ian and Kana put together. Goro took out a black leather flipbook. Images of girls were In every slot, however, they were all women over fourty.

" Goro, as I've told you again and again, I like women my own age. I will not be like you and go after woman in their forties."

" Pity," Goro teased Ian. " They've got more knowledge and experience."

" Not too mention the wrinkles," Kana lectured too his friend.

" Yeah, but you forget about it once you've... well, use your imagination." Goro assured.

" Would you two shut up," Ian told them in a Calm demeanor. " Some of us are trying too study."

Kana and Goro sandwich hugged Ian's cheeks, closed eyes, snickering, Ian growling. Both boys stopped playing around.

" Tell us, Ian–"–Kana.

" What type of women do you like?"–Goro.

" Me?"–Ian.

Ian pondered, left arm tapping his desk, remembered the girl girl in the Hinata House he snapped:

" I like benevolent women, caring, understanding, smart, and non-abusive. (thinking) In other words, the exact opposite of her(Rina).

Ian stared at the ceiling. Kana and Goro were instantly baffled by his course of actions. Kana waved his left arm in front of his face. Goro tried slapping his right elbow too cause some sort of pain. However, both attempts failed.

The scent of Aimi Chiba entered the classroom– Ian recovered from his trance. He was bedazzled by her. Young, smart, educated, completely out of his league, too afraid of him and other men. Goro moved both arms too look like cups and put them under his nipples, Ian turned too him and leered.

" Well... do you like women with big... y'know?"–Goro

" Tell you what: Fuck off!"–Ian.

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Ian was back in the tortured of the Hinata House. He was alone. Everyone had something too do. Yui partaked in a after school study session. Rina went off too buy more of her pranking merchandise. Daisuke left a note of how he was at a convention. Kimza left a note on how she was buying more ammunition. Foxy was at a cheerleading practice. It was just Ian, Toru, and Chazona in the house.

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Ian, Toru, and Chazona were in one room. Toru purred as he rubbed himself against Chazona. Ian sat in front of her and munched away on a bar of chocolate.

" So, Chazona," Ian tried speaking. " I know you can't tell me the future unless its life or death, however, can you please tell me how I die?"

Chazona smiled, raising her head up, flashing her eyes, she foretold, " You'll die of a natural cause. You'll die an old man, having two children; boy and girl, with a pet turtle, and being married too someone in this house. By the way, you might want too eat more slowly. It will give you a few more–"

" Wait!" Ian beseech Chazona's speech. " I get married too someone in this house?! Oh, god! Who do I get married too?!"

Chazona tilted her head down, her smile molded too a frown, turned around, answering, " Am afraid, that is something you're going too find out by yourself. But, don't worry. Whoever it is... they'll take care of you... forever 'n' ever."

" Is it Yui?" Ian asked

Chazona didn't want too speak. Her left hand reached out and stroked Toru's fur, the massive cat purring as her soft fingertips rubbed into him.

" Am afraid, that is a future... I cannot tell. If I do... it might change... people will die," Chazona mopped.

" Oh, guess that's alright. After all, I wouldn't want too let the future change over my selfishness. But, can I at least hear the day I do find my true love?"

Chazona kept sitting too the wall, stroking her massive cat, said, " 90 days."

" What?"–Ian.

" In 90 days, end of your schools exam, your true love shall confess her ardency and you will all accept love."

" Well... That's a little–"

" Hold that thought, Ian," Chazona interupped Ian's (word). " If I know anything about the future, someone is here and it'll be up too you to make them became part of the Hinata House."

" Really? Where is she?"–Ian

" Keep Toru around you the entire day.. She's in the front. Things might get ugly."

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Ian and Toru waited In front of the Hinata House. Ian had a bottle of gin held in his left hand. Toru sat right of him, yawning.

" I know, things seem boring," Ian talked too the giant snow leopard. " Hey, maybe who've shows up could be your friend. You'd like that, a new girl too play with, right?"

Toru's eyes indulged, stared back at Ian, yipped, " Rowrrrrr!"

" Yeah!"

Ian and Toru went back too watching the area. However, Ian noticed something peculiar about the woods. He could've sworn a shadow moved through the woods. Ian full of wonder:

" Let's roll."

Ian and Toruwalked up too the woods. They stopped where the shadow's form was most visible. Ian took out his wooden baton. Toru growled on his spot.

" Okay, whoever you are," Ian talked too the figure. " Am not here too hurt you. In fact, I'll even help you. But, you've gotta show yourself before I can do such a thing. Now, show me who you are."

A teenage girl moved aside of the woods. Her skin would've shinned under the light, however, it was full of bruises. Her charcoal-hair carrying twigs, cut top and bottom of her lips, dominatrix clothes all over her, gray eyes shivering as Ian smiled at her.

" Do I not startle you?" The female said frigtenly.

" Why would I be scared of you?" Ian assured the scared girl. " Your too elegant."

The girl blushed hearing Ian. She hide her face by pulling her hair over it, closing both eyes, turned right. " Please stop talking like that too me. It's embarrassing."

" Hey, why don't you come on inside. I've got lots of food, clean bathrooms, coozy beds, and there's a telephone encase you wanna call someone."

The girl refocused on Ian, her eyes twinkling under the light, ecstatic, " Okay. I promise I won't steal anything, you don't rape me."

Ian's body froze, rubbed his head, stopped, put his hand down, replying, " Deal."

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Ian and Toru were at the dinner table with the strange girl wearing a dominatrix. Cups of tea in both humans hands, taking small sips at a time, Toru sleeping under Ian's feet.

" So, you've got mommy issues?" Ian asked as he took a sip of tea.

" Why, yes. See, when I was a little girl– my mother abandoned me. It wasn't me she wanted too leave. It was my father. She wanted too remain a non-married member of the Shinmei-ryū sword school, and the only way too do that would be ridding herself of any male history.

Ian put his cup of tea down, leaning up too the girl, guessing out loud, " So, I guess your looking too talk with your mother?"

" Nope." The girl reached into her pockets, fiddlings around, pulled out two kaikens. " Am here too kill her."

Ian gasped. He moved back from the girl, chair fell over, Ian nearly hit his head on the ground. The girl got out of the chair, moved on top of it, went down, smiled as she stood over Ian.

" By the way, my names Kaeda. Now, lets make love."

Kaeda was on her hands and knees. She crawled up too Ian. Ian's face flushed as she drawed closer.

" W-wait!" Ian cried. " We hardly know each other. Don't just–"

Kaeda couldn't hear Ian– she was too infatuated by him– kissed his lips. Ian's body grew numb. Out of all the girls he knew, only one had ever kissed him. However; the moment couldn't last–Kaeda vanished in a puff of pink smoke, a little girl took her place; her lips kissed Ian's. The girl had Kaeda's hair but didn't have any twigs in it, she wore a dark purple kimono, open-toed sandals under her feet, what would've been gray eyes— closed eyelids.

"What the–"–Ian.

" Hell!?"–Rina.

Ian turned his head around. Rina stood for his eyes too see. She stood on the dinner table, arms balled up into fists pressed on her hips, eyes glaring at Ian. She witnessed him and the small girl exchanging lips together. Ian pushed the small girl away

" Wait, Rina, I can explain," Ian bellowed.

" So, you finally show your true colors. You're a pedophile," Rina growled. " Take in young girls and have your way with them?"

" No, it's not like that!" Ian protested. " All I did was kiss cute–"

" Cute!" Rina yelled. " You admit she's cut?!" Rina reached into her pockets, fiddling around, found Pierre knife and pulled it out.

" W-what... you doing with that knife?" Ian stuttered. Rina raised her knife over her head, glaring right at Ian, yelling:

" Am going to neuter you!"

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Goro arrived at his girlfriends home. He moved in, his fourty something year old girlfriend decided too let him stay with her. He dropped his bag of notes on the ground, calling, " Honey, am home."

" Am in the shower," A voice called in another room. Goro whiffed the showers scrunching with his nose, ecstatic, ran towards the bathroom and peeped in through an open doorway.

A female figure stood inside, back facing Goro, towel wrapped around her rear end, another around her head.

" Oh, my dear, you've never excited me more," Goro laughed.

Goro ran towards his girlfriend, wrapped his arms around her waist– a joyful moan excited her mouth. Goro purred as his head pressed against her left cheek. " I love you," Goro yammered.

" Well, ain't you a man. Tell you what, let me dry off, and we can have our moments together, sugar."

End of Volume 1