Author Note: Sorry that this chapter may be shorter or unamusing. See, it's during the Christmas Holidays, Christmas Eve to be exact, I post this chapter. I'm also sorry it's token so long to update. There may be spelling mistakes, parts that don't make sense, and you might lose interest. But I'd like to thank Samhan and my over 400 viewers for their support.
Aimi Chiba
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Hair: Orange
Eyes: Amber
Aimi become an androphobic when she started kindergarten. She use to stand out from everyone, chubby and freckles, and was teased by all the boys in her school. She met a girl named Yuuri, who did a makeover on her, and even introduced her to a group of woman that lay off men. She is still friends with them, but Yuuri left the group too be with Ian's friend Kana. Aimi and Yuuri share an apartment together. Aimi likes to eat food with her hands as does everyone else in her family, Yuuri taught her to fend her herself learning kickboxing and judo, and likes to watch Sci-fi movies.
Love Hina Bara
Chapter 7: Tama, and the Letter.
Ian slept in a futon with covers over his body. He tossed and turned, threw the covers off. He moved a little bit over the side, and is now sprawled across the floor.
Ichiro entered the room. He saw Ian sleeping and decided to wake him up. " Hey, wake up…" He shakes him a little more roughly, but Ian does not wake up. Ichiro walked out of the room and came back in with a bucket of ice water. " Wakey wakey, bro!" He dumped the water over Ian's head, and it splashed Ian.
" AHHH!" Ian bellowed. "…Damn you, Ichiro…"
" Yo, it's time to wake up, cuz, " Ichiro retorted. " It's frickin' 1 O'clock, dickhead."
" Fuck. Ichiro, why didn't you wake me up before 9?"
" Not my fault," Ichiro riposted. " Your stiff cousin made me thoroughly scrub and degerminate every fucking space of this damn house."
" Yeah… his mother always was a bit of a arduous woman," Ian said, rubbed his head, the feeling of cold water chilled his bones. "Speaking of Daisuke's mother- where is everyone?"
" Well, there's this boobalicious girl meditating in one room. Your arduous cousin left with two of the girls too school. And I don't know where everyone else is. Oh, by the way, the mail came today." Ichiro ran out of the room and came back carrying a parcel. Ichiro threw the parcel towards Ian, hit him in the face. " Whoops, my bad."
" I swear, I'm going to kill you," Ian cussed, rubbing the part of his head Ichiro crushed.
" There's also some more letters to you, but I'm too lazy for it. By the way, I'd by careful with that. I heard some rattling coming from it before."
" Thanks," Ian said, his voice scoffing. " I'll keep that in mind." Ichiro turned and walked to the door leading into Ian's room, but stopped at the entrance, saying, " By the way, what did you do yesterday?"
" What did I do?" Ian gawked, rubbing his head, trying to remember the situation. " Well…god, what did I… Well, I got my job back at Fishers Pub. I than went straight back here to get dress… you showed up… I went out with Aimi to the park, and even managed to get a second date… that's all I can remember. It's funny, I don't remember changing clothes."
" Well, you've got your shit to deal with, dog," Ichiro said. " If you'll excuse me, I have this boobalicious girl I'd like to *meet*." Ichiro walked out of Ian's room. Ian was left tapping the top of the parcel Ichiro gave him.
" What an idiot. Now, let's see what we've got—" The lid of the parcel opened straight out—a new creature came out. A turtle, a smooth light green shell and under shell, beige skin, pink cheeks, and black eyes. " Tama? Tama, is it really you?" The turtle nodded its head, rubbed the top of its head. " TAMA!"
Ian flamboyantly rubbed the head of Tama. Tama giggled as Ian touched.
" Rowwwrrr…?" The voice of Toru moaned, unnoticed by the overexcited Ian. Toru was at the door, staring grumpily at him. " Rowwrrr…" Toru sadly walked away, tail down. He was upset.
Kimza and Daisuke were engineering in a room. Kimza stood beside's a figure looking machine hidden under white blanket. Kimza was using a drill too work the machine hidden under the white covers. " Daisuke, torch," Kimza requested.
Daisuke handed Kimza a blowtorch. Kimza put a fireproof face mask over her face. Small blue flames burst out, smithering Kimza's mask. " By the way, Kimza…" Daisuke hesitated to say. " Have all the relay's been checked?" " Yes." " CPU's inside." Yes." " And the motherboard's there?" " Yes."
Kimza finished her and Daisuke's work—the flames of her blowtorch ceased—took her face mask off. Kimza was infatuated by their togetherness; she hugged the waist of the blanket, and kissed its top. Daisuke also moved to the creation, knelled down and kissed its head.
" It's beautiful, ain't it, Kimza?" Daisuke said, rubbing Kimza's arm.
" Yes," Kimza replied, rubbing Daisuke's right arm.
Kimza pulled Daisuke too her. Kimza kissed Daisuke with no restraint, their lips connected.
Their cheeks soon burned brightly red, small drops of drool coming out; both pushed each other back.
Daisuke and Kimza were both breathing and had drool coming out their mouths, Dasiuke was the first to recover, said, " Remember what we talked about, Kimza? Remember what we're doing this for…" Daisuke pulled Kimza too his chest and let her head rest up against him. " You are my very soul, Kimza."
Ian was bathing Tama.
Ian bathed Tama, a wet loofah brush wet mixed with soap, rubbing her head, she laughed, " Wahhhh!"
" Who's my little princess?!" Ian laughed, rubbing her head with the brush. " I'm gonna make you nice and pretty! All the other male turtles will drool over yo—" Ian was smacked behind the head with a briefcase—he wasn't expecting too happen.
" IDIOT!" Yue's voice cussed. " Where were you!?"
" Ow!" Ian shrieked, he feared he may've gotten a contusion. " What is wrong with you?!"
" That's for worrying me!" Yue yelled, punched Ian behind his back. " Where were you!?"
" Owwwwww! I was here. I slept in."
" Idiot!" Yue tried to punch Ian again in the back, he caught her punch and pushed her away from him. " Owwwww! How could you hurt a girl?"
" I'm sorry, Yue," Ian apologized, rubbed his head sheepishly. " But you were disrupting Tama's bath."
" Tama? Who is… Aw, it's so cute!"
Yue noticed Tama. Tama in a bath, her skin clean, and eyes sparkling. Tama's curvy flippers acted as wings, flew up, rubbed her smooth head against Ian's head, and then turned her head to Yue. Both Ian and Yue giggled as Tama touched them.
" Hey!" Rina shrieked. " What's going on in there?! It's too quiet!" Rina entered into the room. She noticed Tama, her face red, she walked to the turtle and clobbered Tama's right cheek.
" Rina!" Ian cried. " Why did you hurt poor Tama!?" Ian kneeled down and picked Tama up. Red blood dripped from a cut Rina inflicted. Ian ran to the next room, came back to the same room, paper towels and mashed agrimony medication were with him. Ian set Tama back on the table, " Yue, hold Tama down!"
Yue was quick to act. Tama tried to fly (yes, Tama can do that) away—as she couldn't move; Yue was pinning her to the table. " Rina!" Yue shouted. " Why did you hurt this poor creature?"
" Don't unify me!" Rina ululated. " I hate'em! I HATE CUTE THINGS!"
" Just be quiet!" Ian shouted, rubbing medicine on her cheeks. " Tama's my friend! I won't let anything happen to her!"
Goro and his girlfriend were sitting in a movie theater, sitting beside each other, the whole room filled, their movie half over. Goro girlfriend was cute; she was pressing her head up to his right shoulder. A woman over 40, smooth skin, short cut gray hair, a yellow U-top, and a skimpy small blue skirt. Her eyes were closed the entire time; she was being charming for Goro; even put red lipstick on.
" This is so much," Goro said, his girlfriend napping on him. " Granted, this movies so awful, even for a Romantic Comedy. But being next to you…" Goro raised his girlfriend's right hand up, stared into her closed eyes. " … Holding your soft hand…" Goro kissed her right hand, he quickly ceased himself and backed away. " It's one of the most beautiful time of my life."
" You say the sweetest things, sugar," Goro's silver-haired girlfriend said, her eyes still closed. " Then, will you be able to the Hinata House for my reunion?" Goro pulled her hand up to him, pressed it against his face.
" Nothing would make me happier, Mitsune."
Ian and Yue were helping Tama in her feeble state. Tama was fast asleep, A strand of paper towel was patched against her right cheek, an empty room for her to heal, Ian turned on a radio and set it to minyo
" Sleep tight, Tama, my little turtle princess," Ian spoke as he walked out of the room. " I swear to you: Rina and I will have a little talk." Ian closed the door to Tama's room, Yue was right beside him. Ian and Yue walked to the breakfast table, Rina was sitting smugly at the table, a smug expression on her face, she was mischievous.
" Hello," Foxy's voice called. " Is anyone home? I was hoping to have a chat with Ian-kun, my human vibrator." Foxy and Kaeda walked in, stopped at the doors entrance, noticed Ian with the two girls, blushed. " Oh… is this a bad time?" Yue and Ian nodded their heads, Rina just raised her legs on the tabletop and kept her arms crossed.
" Would you please just give us a moment of privacy," Yue asked. Foxy and Kaeda listened to what Yue said, backed up and went to the left. Ian and Yue went back to Rina. " Rina, that wasn't very nice. How could you just hurt benevolent Tama? I thought you loved animals."
" I do!" Rina said back. " I just can't stand herbivores! They make me wanna puke!"
" What are you talking about?!" Ian replied. " What about those monkey's in the den? I know you have them; I was the one who felt their furry wrath. "
" Just mind your own business! I have my reasons, and you have yours! Intelligence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sense to get out of it. I didn't like your stupid turtle, so I—" Ian grabbed Rina by her shirt collar, she gawped, he pulled her eyes directly too his face.
" DON'T MOCK MY FRIEND! If there's someone you don't like, than you'll forget about them! If you ever hurt Tama again; I will kill you!" Ian breathed heavily through his mouth. Rina's face flustered red.
" What is this feeling…?" Rina pondered. " He's so dashing. I mean, I still hate him, and I want to kill him for being a pervert, but he seems so… I dunno—daring. I-I… I don't atone you 'cause I beat your stupid turtle. You wanted to keep her safe; you should've hide here from m—"
" Yo, peeps!" Ichiro called, disrupting everyone. "There's reports here for all y'all!" Ichiro walked into the room. He was carrying three envelopes, one on his left hand, and two in his right hand. " I've got em! Fresh school reports, fresh and hot. The longer wait, the worst your mark will be."
" Geez," Ian evil eyed. " You couldn't have come at a worse time. Ian snatched the envelop he believed has his progress report, slide the papers out, reviewed its contents:
A-F Report Card
Report: A
3.90GPA
District: Tokyo Cram School: Rose Valley
2020 Student Achievement (35%)
Subject I # of students I Performance Index I Letter Grade
Japanese II/Japanese I 97 I 95 I A
Algebra 1 I 150 I 95 I A
Biology 1I 43I 95I A
History 1I 45I 96I A
Overall 2020 Student Performance GradeI 235I 95I A
Whole School Performance (65%)
Performance IndexI Letter Grade
Graduation Rate 97.8%I A
Advanced Coursework Participation 100%IA
AP/IB Exam Performance 91I A
College Entrance Exam ParticipationI 92%IA
Grade: 3.90
" WHAT?!" Yui cried. " How could you be doing better than me?!" Yui flashed the contents of her report card in Ian's face:
A-F Report Card
Report: B+
3.75 GPA
District: Tokyo Cram School: Rose Valley
2020 Student Achievement (35%)
Subject I # of students I Performance Index I Letter Grade
Japanese II/Japanese I 97 I 93 I A
Algebra 1 I 150 I 90 I A
Biology 1I 43I 71 I B-
History 1I 45I 75 I B
Overall 2020 Student Performance GradeI 235 I 79I B+
Whole School Performance (65%)
Performance IndexI Letter Grade
Graduation Rate 90%I A
Advanced Coursework Participation 90% I A
AP/IB Exam Performance 79 I B+
College Entrance Exam Participation I 81%IA
Grade: 3.75
" Well, you're doing substantially well," Ian commented. " I guess I got luck—" A crumbled up ball of paper was thrown straight into Ian's face. Ian took the paper off and examined it:
A-F Report Card
Report: D
2 GPA
District: Tokyo Cram School: Rose Valley
2020 Student Achievement (35%)
Subject I # of students I Performance Index I Letter Grade
Japanese II/Japanese I 97 I 40 I D
Algebra 1 I 150 I 35 I D-
Biology 1I 43I 51 I C
History 1I 45I 45 I D
Overall 2020 Student Performance Grade I 235 I 41 I D
Whole School Performance (65%)
Performance IndexI Letter Grade
Graduation Rate 35%I D
Advanced Coursework Participation 51%I C-
AP/IB Exam Performance 54 I C
College Entrance Exam Participation I 45%I D+
Grade: 2.00
Ian gasped, his fingers trembled the paper, he stuttered, " R-Rina… these reports… their—"
" They're completely awful, yes, I know that already!' Rina replied, walked away. Stopped at the open entrance of the room. " Look, I didn't mean to hurt your turtle. But you've gotta understand; everybody has their own reasons. " Rina made herself scarce through the entrance, however, Ian grasped her before she was all the way out.
" Wait! The semester's just started! I can help you pass!" Ian shrieked. Rina froze, goosebumps bumped through her skin, she turned around and scowled to Ian.
" Don't fuck with me!" Rina barked. " Want makes you think a pervert could help me do the impossible?"
" 'cause I'm determined! I can help you pass your exams! I can get you the marks you need! I'll get you to whichever school you want to go too!"
" He's such an idiot!" Rina thought. " No matter what I do; he just keeps coming back at me! What's with him?! I just want to sludge him in the face. But…Okay. We'll bet on it."
" Huh?" Ian gasped; Rina smugged, " If I can pass the exams because of your training, I'll stop pranking you, won't hit you when you grope me—you filthy pervert, and will even help you with your petty relationships. But, if I fail, you must give me the deed to the Hinata House, get your shit together, and get off this land and out of my life!" Rina held her left hand out—she spat in her palm—only for a brief moment. " Let's shake on it, pervert."
" That is so unladylike," Ian thought. " Fine!" Ian grabbed a nearby Kleenex, put it over his hand, and he shaked Rina's dirty hand. " You have a deal, Rina!" Ian shaked Rina's hands, he flinched for a second; there was spit on it, but gritted his teeth. Rina gritted her teeth as well. Kaeda showed up, saw Rina and Ian shaking hands, and smiled.
" Y'know, I was wrong about you two," Kaeda's voice spoke up. " You two do know how to have fun." Ian and Rina were glaring straight into each other's eyes, their hands squeezing, teeth gritting. A white piece of paper was rudely rubbed into Ian's face by Ichiro.
" Dude, you've gotta read this." Ian's attention stopped glaring at Rina. His eyes drifted to the papers text:
Dear Ian
I know this is sudden; but you have to read this. I've just uncovered an exquisite artifact and was hoping to display it in Tokyo. The place where I'll be staying is close to the Hinata House.
I've been doing some checking up, and found the addresses of all the houses residents. So, in exactly 7 days from now, me, your mother, and all your aunts and uncles will be coming to the house.
I'm sorry. I hope you and I can speak father to son like we use too.
Until then, hope to see you soon, love Dad.
Ian's face burned red. He was tongue-tied, accumulating fear, aghasting, and shivering. Yui caught on too Ian's fears, poked his left arm, saying, " Ian, is everything alright?"
" Eh, no, Yui," Ian said despite being tongue tied. " After all these years, I'll finally meet my family… and Kaeda's going to spoil it all… she'll get to see her mother…"
Day's till Ian finds his true love: 87
End of Chapter 4,Volume 2