Shik
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Hair: Bald
Eyes: No pupils
Shik is an assassin of StormClaw. He was once a noble samurai who taught Nitōjutsu sword style. But Mitoko came to his village one day and slaughtered everyone there; says one of her clan members reported traces of demons possessing them, but later found it to be irrelevant. Angered, Shik sought revenge against Mitoko by cutting off her head. After years of training, he was recruited by StormClaw after he saved their leader from certain death. His likes include swords, paint for his mask, and reading. He dislikes Mitoko and Kaeda since Mitoko wiped out most of the villagers and Kaeda is her daughter.
Chapter 15: A hole inside a hoe.
" Let's lock 'n' load, bitches!" Ichiro shouted as he raised a shotgun over his head and fired a few rounds; comically no one outside could hear him. But Daisuke confiscated Ichiro's shotgun before he could cause any more harm.
" Okay, if we are going to find Ian is this huge, gigantic city, then we're all going to have to split up," Daisuke said as all members of the Hinata House, and Kana, were crowded around him. Ichiro then started to laugh.
" What are you; Fred from Scooby Doo?" Ichiro made a pose where he was pointing his fingers and looking into everyone's eyes. " We need to split up and look for clues, gang. Hahaa—"
BANG!
Kimza took out both her guns and nearly shot Ichiro for dissing Daisuke. Daisuke however could see the yandere side of Kimza before she pressed her guns and pulled her up at the last second to avoid hitting Ichiro, but hitting the ground below Ichiro's feet. Two small holes of steam were shown.
" I'm merely saying this out of the utmost concern, Ichiro," Daisuke said in his calm, cool voice. " Without Ian, one of our most sterling fighter, we won't have anybody to watch our backs. Ergo it's best if our weakest fighters don't come with us. Since you four—Rina, Yui, Ichiro, Kana—are the weakest of us all, you'll have to stay back and guard the ship. "
" Guard the ship?" Rina said while rolling her eyes. " Come on, Daisuke, just because your smarter than us doesn't make us stupid."
" You'd be stupid not to watch the ship. If this ship is gone then we won't be able to fly back home. And since none of us didn't bring any money, which even if we did they wouldn't accept it in America, we would have to walk all the way back to Japan. "
" Eeeeeeeekkkk!" Both Rina and Yui shrieked in unison.
" Not that!" Yui cried while holding her hands to her mouth. " I won't be able to cook anything."
" Yes," Ichiro pulled his hand back and made a small hiss sound from between his teeth. " I won't have to eat that gruel she calls Food."
" I don't have the time to walk back," Rina said with the most utmost terror. " I have animals to feed!"
" Then you four better guard this thing like your lives depended on it. Me, Kimza, Kaeda, and Chazona will be leaving."
" How come Chazona gets to go with you?" Rina asked as she rubbed her head. " She's not a fighter."
" Maybe so, but Chazona is able to see into the future. This means she knows where Ian's going to wind up."
" But Chazona only tells the future if death is involved," Yui said while raising her hand up. " Wouldn't that mean somebody, I mostly mean Ian, is going to die?"
" Maybe. I don't know. But Chazona already told me where Ian is and that's where I'm heading. Farewell and good-bye for now."
Daisuke, Kimza, Kaeda, and Chazona all turned around and headed to the streets. Kimza clinged onto Daisuke's left leg and didn't let go even when they turned a corner. No sooner did they leave did Ichiro reach his hands down and caressed both Rina and Yui's butts.
"Hey, are you two from heaven? Because I have an erection. that that sass is gone, let's say we get into a group org—"
" EEEEEKKKKKK!"
BANG!
Both Rina and Yui banged Ichiro on his head. Ichiro was punched back by the force of both Rina and Yui's fists and slammed into the airplane. The airplane nearly fell over and crushed Ichiro on contact, but managed to stay up.
" What a perv ," Rina said while glaring at Ichiro's unconscious body.
" Tell me about it, Rina," Yui also said as she too was disgusted by Ichiro.
" At least he's not as big of a perv as that wanker Ian—"
" HEY!" Kana shouted behind Rina and Yui. " Don't you EVER say bad things about IAN!"
" Huh?" Both Rina and Yui said together in unison, then they turned around and looked Kana in his eyes.
" Why are you always so defending of Ian?"
" Yeah. He's a pervert, he's a sneak, and he's violent."
" Hmph." Kana scowled back at Rina and Yui. " You might already know this, but I was never popular. If it wasn't for Ian…I don't know where'd I be right now."
Flashback:
" Kana, what's this? You were supposed to give us 1000 yen."
" But it was 500 yen the last time."
" Well now it's 1000 yen. And just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I won't kick your scrawny ass."
"Oogh! Yes ma'am."
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Kana found three depressed students in Goth clothes with piercings on all their lips. Kana skipped merrily over to the three students and raised his right hand out as he used the left one to rub his head, smiled.
" Hi, my name is Kana, would you like to be my friends?"
" Screw off, you freak!" One of the students wearing Goth cloths shouted.
" Why would we ever want to be friends with a meek person like me?" Another one of the Goth students shouted.
" Why don't you do us all a favor, and just die!"
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Kana sat alone during lunch in his middle school. Kana's mom prepared a special Obento filled with mostly vegetables, but one of his many bullies swiped it away from Kana as he watched him eating it in the cafeteria, so Kana had nothing to eat.
" What makes me so different from everyone else?" Kana said to himself as he stared at the empty, dirty table of the cafeteria where nobody else was beside him, then he weeped tears from his eyes. " What makes me so different? I wish someone had the gull to actually tell me. Why?"
" I'm telling you, Gero, it's not polite to just ignore the girls that send you love letters," someone said who was close to Kana's table. " Can you at least tell them why you aren't going to see them?"
" No," another person said close to Kana's table. " I like older women more than I like women my own age. I was like that since I was born, and when I finally go through puberty that makes my dick bigger, I'm going to go after them."
Kana couldn't believe his eyes. Two of the greatest sport jockies in school, Ian and Gero, were sitting at his table. Ian and Gero however still didn't seem to notice Kana as they were both bickering about " old woman" and " love letters."
" What do you even do when a girl confesses to you with a letter?"
" I do the most humane thing. I keep all the letters in a stash and keep them in a zip-lock bag so I can read them when I'm down. But I might need another storage space because the one I have right now is quaint."
" How dare you. You don't know just how lucky you are. I would kill to have one girl send me a lover letter."
" I thought you said you wouldn't date until after you graduated from high school?"
" I did—won't! I'd just like to feel like to hear from someone other than a pompous, cocky son of a bitch like yo—"
"Ehem!" Kana coughed as it got both Ian and Gero's attentions; gasped.
" Er, we're sorry, sir," Gero apologized as he sincerely bowed his head while Ian also bowed his head.
" We just didn't see you."
" Why would you?" Kana scowled as he crossed both his hands.
" Eh, that's pretty harsh, Kana," Ian said.
" How do you know my name?"
" We're in the same class as you, Kana," Gero said. " Your that kid everybody seems to pick on. It must be pretty hard to be everyone's whipping boy."
" Whatever. Why don't you go to another table and chat with the rest of your friends."
" We can't do that," Ian said.
" Oh, and why's that?"
" We don't have any other friends," Gero replied for Ian. " We're both kinda like the outcasts of this school."
" You've got to be joking, right? I thought you with the white hair was suppose to be a sport star and you with the foreign hair is suppose to be some honour roll student."
" I wouldn't say that," Ian smiled as he looked straight into Kana's eyes. " Gero's the sports star, but I'm just your average Joe. No fancy sports skills, no brilliance in chess or music, and no girlfriend."
" And I have a lot of problems," Gero said with a smile broadened on his face. " I may seem like a typical boy, but until I was able to get Ian as a friend did I have the courage to actually partake in sports."
" Huh? Why did you, sport star Gero, have troubles getting into sports."
" It's because I was picked on a lot. I'd rather not tell you why I was picked on, mainly because it's embarrassing to tell you now, but if it weren't for Ian, I wouldn't be alive today. So why do you let people pick on you, Kana?"
" Because I'm impotent. Doctors say I have problems thinking straight, and that my wee-wee's so damaged that It'll never get big."
" Not like that matters to us, eh, Kana," Ian said while smiling.
" Huh? What?"
" You've got to enjoy life a little more. Your going to be a womans' bitch if you don't give them a little more to look at."
" Are you saying I should bulk up?"
" God no. I'm telling you if someone's hurting you, don't hide it, let it out. Give yourself something to work with." Ian slide his lunch across the table. Kana catched Ian's lunch using both his hands, tried pushing it back, but Ian held the lunch in place. " I understand by how frail you are that you didn't have any lunch. I'm offering mine to you."
Kana didn't speak. He was busy crying from his eyes over Ian's generosity, stuttered. " Y-you guys."
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School was then over. Kana had lots of things on his mind, had to study to get into the high school of his choice, as he ran out the entrance of his middle school and hurried back home.
" First there's Trigonometry, than I'll study Chemistry, History, and I'll finish with some Poetry." Kana smiled after he ran away from the school. " Ooh, I'm just so excited! I feel on top of the wo—"
Things looked bleak for Kana as he ran straight into a cement wall—metaphorically speaking. What Kana really hit was a large biker with a giant Mohawk. The biker jeered at Kana as he tried standing tall.
" And just where do you think your going, Kana?" The biker said in a hoarse tone.
Kana was sad, groveled on his knees and clamped his hands together, begged, " Oh please don't hurt me, Rotoo. I gave you my lunch; what more do you want from me?"
" Nothing much," Rotoo giggled. Rotoo grabbed Kana by his shirt collar and pulled him up and off the ground. " Just the chance to punch my fist in your fucking face!"
" Noooooooooooooo!"
SLAP!
Rotoo was slapped behind his head by Ian. Kana was surprised, Rotoo was hurt, and Ian snickered after slapping him. " Oops my hand slipped," Ian snickered while he walked away from Rotoo.
" Erm, what are you doing?" Kana asked while he was sweating at the sight of Ian slapping him.
" You bastard!"
Rotoo tried grabbing clamping his hands around Ian's hands, but out of nowhere Geno came out while riding a skateboard and hit it against Rotoo's head. Geno also snickered while he skated away from Rotoo. " Oops I lost control of my board."
" Mother fuc—"
Ian jumped behind Rotoo and banged him on the back of his head with a metal pipe. Rotoo collapsed from the force of the metal pipe and collapsed on the ground. Ian stood behind the collapsed Rotoo with a metal pipe that had blood stained on the front, smiling.
" Oops, lost control of my metal pipe."
" Y-you guys…saved me."
Ian and Geno turned around and started walking the other way from Kana as they both laughed out loud. Kana, who was enticed by how heroic Ian and Geno seemed, followed them behind. But as he was right behind them, both Ian and Geno stopped moving and Kana hit his head against Ian's back.
" Listen, Kana, today we were able to help you, but tomorrow might not be the same," Ian said in a slow stir where his mouth couldn't be seen because Kana could only see his back. " If you're ever want people to stop picking on you, then you have to train to be stronger."
Ian and Geno started walking once again. After thinking about what Ian said—putting it through much consideration and found the logic in it—but Kana still continued to follow Ian and Geno close behind.
" Wait. Let me be your friend. I want to be strong like both of you, but I need your help training me."
Ian stopped walking and stood on the spot, again. Ian then turned around, looked Kana in his eyes, and he smiled. " Okay. With you by our side, we're like the Three Musketeers."
Flashback End:
" That's unbelievable," Yui said as her face was shocked.
" Yeah!" Rina shouted as she pointed a finger at Kana. " How do I know Ian didn't just pay you to make that whole story u—"
Kana pulled his hand back and slapped Rina across her face. A small red mark was bruised on her face, Yui was also shocked by the strange occurrence, as Kana's check was boiling red.
" You think your some great shake, don't you, you bitch? You think that because you're strong, everyone else around you is weak; you have the right to say whatever you want. But all you are is a bully!"
Rina felt the spot where Kana slapped her. It was sore, she shuddered as her fingers touched its red surface, but instead of moaning she just smiled and continued rubbing her sore spot.
" Looks like you're not the wuss you made yourself out to be." Kana's cheeks burned red as he was embarrassed. But he timidly smiled as he was amused. " All you really needed was a little boast."
" Yeah, boast me, baby!" Ichiro jumped out from behind as he came between Sherry and Kana. Ichiro held his crotch up as he thrusted his pelvis bones. " Do the Vortex! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!"
BANG!
Rina jumped up behind Ichiro and banged him on the top of his head with her smooth, iron fists. Ichiro collapsed from the power of Rina's fists as he was kicked away by Rina before he touched the ground.
" Oogh!"
As he was gone, Rina started to thrust her pelvis muscles, wiggling her arms like an octopus, said, " It was the Vor-tex!" Rina stopped thrusting her pelvis muscles and shaked her head. " Tsk. How much lamer can this manga be?"
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Daisuke, Kaeda, Chazona, Foxy, and Kimza were travelling through the streets of Las Vegas. As they were travelling, they had to do numerous stops because of Chazona's cumbrous psychic powers. Chazona stopped near a pregnant foreign woman as she touched her fingers to her belly.
" It's a boy," Chazona said while touching the pregnant woman's belly which made her smile. " He's going to be an asshole who'll die of reefer." The pregnant woman than frowned.
Chazona walked up to a boy and girl. They didn't seem to be a couple, neither holding each other's hands, and both of them having a perturbed looks on their faces. Chazona walked in between the boy and girl, leaned to the girl's left ear, and whispered " hug" as she was pushed to the boy and her hands clawed into him.
" Lookout below!"
A giant air conditioner fell from the sky and nearly crushed the girl under its massive weight; she holding the boys arms saved her from certain death. An intense moment stirred between the girl and the boy, both were breathing instantaneously, then they both kissed each other. Chazona however ignored the kiss and walked away from both of them.
" Those two will get married and have two children.(sigh, smiling) Than they'll both grow old and die together."
Chazona who was still taking the lead was followed by Daisuke, Kimza, Kaeda, and Foxy. As they continued walking, Chazona finally came across two couples that were in their mid-thirties holding each other's hands. Chazona walked by the male, who was in the lead, whispered, " You're getting lucky tonight." The man smiled and straightened his neck. Chazona then leaned next to the female, whispered, " Make sure he wears a condom. It could be a matter between life or death." The girl nodded her head.
" So Chazona can really predict the future?" Kaeda asked while the continued to follow Chazona.
" Pretty much," Daisuke shrugged as he continued to walk behind Chazona. " The only downfall is she can only do it when death is involved. Without death, there's no gospel for her stigma, and no virtue."
" Aren't any of you afraid of her?"
" Why would we?" Foxy asked with a smile on her face. " Chazona's a Hinata House resident. She's like family to us."
" Still, she's kinda creepy. It's almost like she's a zombie or something."
" Careful who you call zombie, peasant," Chazona snarled without turning her head around. " Even zombies have their sympathy. But it's not sympathy you should be concerned about, rather the necrosis of their souls."
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Ian was riding in the back of a carriage with the hedonist Sankarea. Sankarea was asleep as she rested her head against Ian's left shoulder, and Ian as squeamish as he was had his cheeks tinted red from his lust stroking her.
" She's just so cute," Ian thought while Sankarea continued to lean against him. Realizing how he lusted over her, where he was still staring at her chest, Ian shaked his head. " Pull it together. You've already cheated on Aimi twice by kissing her; why are you thinking about someone else?"
Flashback:
" Ms. Sankarea," Sankarea's limo driver greeted as he bowed in Sankarea's presence. " I've come to take you back home. Please do not try to resist me any longer."
" So daddy really wants me to come back home?"
" Yes. That is why he followed you all the way over to this airport."
" Fine then. But since I'm leaving, then you have to bring my sweet Ian along with me."
" Eh, Sankarea, are you sure about this?"
" Of course I am. I have the utmost respect for you, Ian, and I'd like you to come live with me."
Flashback End:
" Ehmmmmm." Sankarea moaned while she kept leaning against Ian. " Your lips are so soft."
" I have to admit, she is very cute. But why does she have to be so cute? Aimi, please forgive me."
Ian's lust overcame his sense of thoughts. Ian squeezed Sankarea's breasts, groping them, as they felt like putty in his hands. Ian started jiggling her soft, squishy breasts while his cheeks were blushing red. " I really am a pervert." Ian squeezed Sankarea's even tighter. His cheeks continued to blush while he squeezed. " Pervert, pervert, pervert." But as Ian squeezed her breasts, he felt a stifling giggle from Sankarea.
" Well, do you like what you see, pervert?" Sankarea snickered as Ian continued to grope her breasts. Ian gasped as Sankarea leaned in close to him, but Sankarea kissed him on his lips. " There's nothing more refreshing than a kiss from you, Ian. Emhmhmhm."
" B-but why?" Ian gasped. " Why do you keep wanting to kiss me?"
" Are you implying I'm not allowed to kiss the man I love, Ian?"
" But why me? I'm a pervert. I look like a punk, I can't things right like everyone else, I'm afraid of women, and my name's not even foreign. So why do you keep teasing me?"
Sankarea tisked at Ian. " Hmph." Sankarea then smiled and playfully punched Ian's right arm. " You really are a dunce, Ian. If you think your problems are bad, maybe you should look at mine. I'm a very, very lonely girl. I don't have any friends, am never allowed out of my house, and always ignored because of who my father is."
" Your lonely?" Ian clasped Sankarea's arms and raised them both near his face. " I'm lonely too. I live in a house with people that don't give me any respect and am treated like their errand boy. But no matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, nobody in that house gives me even the tiniest of respect and treat me like I'm some kind of cockroach."
" Hmmmmmm. That does sound awful, you poor, brave boy." Sankarea pecked Ian's left cheek. As her lips met his cheeks, Ian felt a slight pizzazz inside of him, smiled. " I'm pretty sure deep down they respect you, but their all too naive to care about anyone other than themselves. You know what you should do, Ian. You should just ignore everything they tell you. If it seems like you don't care what they say, then maybe they'll come to respect you."
" Really? Do you really want me to do something like that?"
" Yes."
" Hmmmmm. I guess I could give it a try." Ian smiled. He pecked his lips at Sankarea's right cheek, which made her glad." Thank you, Sankarea."
The chariot came to a halt. The doors to the chariot swung open as a tall, ghoulish man was on the other side. The man's eyes leered into Ian's eyes, making Ian's hair stand on end, then he said " Get out" that made Ian move to the left side of the chariot as he exited with Sankarea.
Ian had finally reached the base of StormClaw. It was everything Ian imagined to be—but it had a different architect to it. Short, faced like a warehouse, and had horns of ox horns protruding out of it. Ian was pushed from behind by men in business suits who carried rifles.
" Keep moving, peasant!" One of the yakuza members carrying a rifle shouted behind.
" The boss doesn't have time for you!" Another one of the yakuza members shouted as he pushed the nozzle of his rifle into Ian's back.
" Alright, alright, I'm walking!" Ian retorted irefully. " Geez, who does this boss think he is?"
" It's alright," Sankarea said while she grabbed Ian's arm and carried him inside the warehouse door. " Just follow me."
Sankarea pulled on Ian's arm through the door and into the warehouse. The inside was filled with dozens of yakuza members wearing business suits and carrying giant guns in his arms. Ian couldn't help but notice how high class the room was, made of rare kinds of metals, portraits along the walls, with special kinds of vases everywhere.
" Wow, this place looks nice," said Ian who couldn't stop turning his head around even when people behind him were pushing their guns in his back. " How…how could you ever get bored living in a place like this?"
" Trust me, this place is a nightmare," said Sankarea who still had her arm on Ian's arm but walked in a slow, steady pace. " I hate the smell of this place. It smells like old people and Windex. Not only do I hate the smell of this place, but I also hate how quaint it is. It makes me nostalgic to not get outside."
" That sounds pretty sad. I certainly would hate to be away from my friends Kana and Gero, and especially would hate missing Aimi."
" Who is this Aimi by the way you keep talking so fondly about? What makes her more special than any other kind of girl?"
"What's so special about Aimi? I guess I can tell you?"
Flashback:
It was the day of Ian's Grade 8 final exams. Ian was in a slump. No pencil, no eraser, and no paper.
" Ah. Why did I have to get a cold at this time of year?" Ian asked himself while he was taking his seat. " I'm so going to fail. And mom's going to beat me just as much as she beats dad. Ieeeeeeee."
Ian felt something warm touch his skin. Ian turned his head and saw the class's most fearful girl. She looked scared, seemly scared of Ian, but held out all his useful materials—pencil, erasers and pencils. Ian took the materials away from the girl, but she turned her attention away from Ian and back at her desk.
Ian raised his hand to Gero and tapped his shoulder, said, " Gero, who is that girl?"
" Huh?" Gero looked where Ian was pointing, smiled. " Oh, that's Aimi."
" Aimi?"
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" Yes!" Ian cheered while raising his arms up and seeing his number on the bulletin board." I did it! I made it into high school!"
Aimi with a group of girls that were her friends then walked by. Ian, feeling content to personally thank Aimi for helping him, walked up to Aimi as he smiled. " Hello, Aimi. I'd like to thank you for helping me—
"Eeeeeekkkk!"
huh? Did I say something- Where'd she go?"
Aimi was gone, but her friends were still standing where she was. All her friends had their eyes darted at each other as they looked into each other's eyes and stuttered to themselves.
" Um, Aimi's not here right now. Do you want us to leave a message for her?"
" Yes. Tell her…thank you."
Flashback End:
" So this girl pretty much ran away from you after you tried talking to her, and you still like her?"
" Uh-huh. I find it cute how she's even more damaged than I am."
" Why does ye continue to test our patience?" One of the yakuza members barked as he hit Ian's back with his gun.
" Grrrrrrr. I really hate this."
" You don't have to put up with this, " someone said near Ian. Ian turned his on his shoulders and say a tiny devil version of himself. The devil him was red, had small horns, and smiled snidely. " All you just have to do is use your charms on this rich bitch and peel her heart like a tangerine. Than we take her money. Hahahahahaha!"
" Huh? Who the hell are you?"
" Hey, stop talking to yourself, asshole!" The yakuza member shouted as he banged his gun against his back.
" Don't listen to that turkey shit. Take it all."
" Don't listen to him, Ian," another person said near Ian. Ian turned to his other shoulder and saw a small version of himself looking like an angel standing on him. " You have to keep your chastity for Aimi."
" Don't listen to that li'l bitch. What does he have?"
" Well…" The small angel version of Ian took out a miniature revolver and pointed at the devil version of the angel. " I can put a cap in your ass, bitch."
BANG!
The pint-size bullet was fired into the devils head and pushed him into the ground. The angel then pointed the bullet at Ian's head as it made him nervous.
" Now stay sharp!"
" Okay."
Ian became too nervous to move a muscle. As he was too nervous to move, Sankarea turned around and walked seducing to the yakuza members behind her. Sankarea seducing rubbed both members' cheeks.
" Tell me, honey buns, what does father want with us."
" You; nothing. For your friend; the boss wants to personally speak with him. He's going to personally ask for him where Ichiro is and then he's going to castrate him, cut his penis off, and throw it in a secluded place for the dogs to eat. "
" I see." Sankarea reached into her utility belt now around her left thigh and pulled out a small green pole With a flick of her fingers, the pole elongated and a small hammer came out the tip. Sankarea bashed the mallet into both yakuza members heads as they both collapsed. " Sorry, boys, but castrating someone is something I just cannot allow."
" Why YOU!" Another one of the yakuza members pulled a gun out and pointed it at Sankarea, but her mallet stretched farther out and bashed the member on his head. He collapsed from the force as Sankarea giggled.
" Silly boy. I am the daughter of your boss."
" You little bit—" One of the members with a sword dashed towards Sankarea, but was tripped by Ian and fell on the ground.
" Man you guys are annoying."
More and more yakuza members came out carrying different kinds of weapons: swords, baseball bats, guns, tazers, whips, RPG's, and other kinds of weapons. However, as the yakuza members gathered around Ian and Sankarea, they were all knocked away. Sankarea banged their heads with her mallet and Ian used his quick reflexes to disarm the men and knocked them down with his feet.
" How are we going to get out of this, Sankarea?" Ian asked after kicking one yakuza member in the head.
" I don't know," Sankarea said after tripping one member with her hammer and whacking him in his face. " I guess we'll keep going till the last one drops." Sankarea giggled. " But it was nice meeting you, Ian."
The sound of thunder was heard outside the warehouse as Daisuke, Kaeda, Kimza, Foxy, and Chazona all barged inside. All yakuza members dashed away from Ian and Sankarea and charged over to everyone else.
The most masculine yakuza member with dark skin and biceps the size of watermelons dashed over to Daisuke. The masculine black man clapped both his hands together as he laughed while rubbing friction onto them. " This is the end of the line for you, douchebag."
The member thrusted both his fists at Daisuke, but the young genius thought about all the moves he was making. " Drop down in 0.5 seconds at an angle of 67 degrees, and then jabbed in his upper chest." Daisuke ducked beneath the yakuza member like he said as he then jabbed the member in his upper chest; the spot he told himself. The yakuza member was squeamish as he tumbled over.
" Don't get me wrong. Your muscles are indeed strong, but it's your brain that's weak."
Kaeda was against three yakuza members with swords strapped behind their backs. All three unsheathed their swords as they were all different kinds—one was a katana, the other was a taito, and the last one was a daito. All three members laughed as Kaeda kept a firm on both her swords.
" What are you going to do, girl?" One of the members laughed heinously.
" You gonna try to throw those things at lil old us?" Another member laughed heinously.
" Probably would be your best choice to beg for your life!" The last member of the yakuza group laughed heinously. " There's no way a girl like you could stop us."
" Don't be so sure," Kaeda smiled as she slowly started to unsheathe her swords. " I may not like it, but I'm the daughter of the greatest swordsman in the world. And that swordsman just happens to be my MOTHER!"
Kaeda thrusted both her swords out. A giant gust of wind blew out from the force of Kaeda's swords. The wind of the blades blew into all three members as small cut marks were slashed into them and they cried from blood gushing out of their open wounds.
" Aaaaauggghhh!" All three men shouted in unison as they collapsed and grabbed their wounds.
" Tsk. Is that really all you can stand? I guess that's typical for a bunch of limp dick men."
Foxy was against four yakuza members with brass knuckles and knifes. Each one had a perverted look on their face as they all crept up to Foxy. But Foxy held her hand up and the men stopped their moving.
" Hold it. I first have to do my warm ups." Foxy placed both her arms on her hips and spinned her body around. All four men leered at Foxy's boobs as they swayed left and right and their tongues stuck out. " Give me a H!"
" H!" All four yakuza members cheered.
Foxy pumped her left hand in the air as if she was holding pom-pom's. " Give me an O!"
" O!"
Foxy kicked the thighs of her legs up and her white panties flashed out. All four yakuza members dripped blood from their noses ogling Foxy's panties. " T!"
" T!"
" What's that spell?"
" HOT!"
" Exactly." Foxy applied friction to her arms by rubbing them together. As she was rubbing, steam came out from between her arms and her hands burned red. " Now it's time for me to kick-some-ass!" Foxy with lightning speed punched all four yakuza members in their faces as all their bodies tumbled to the ground.
When they got up, all four members were crying in agony and holding the spots where Foxy punched them.
" What the fuck is going on?" One member cried as he cried holding his cheek.
" My skins burning like it's on fire!" Another yakuza member shouted.
" Holy shit! What the hell is up with this fucking hot cheerleader-girl?"
" Hee-hee," Foxy giggled while her fingers were pressing against her lips. " I'm just so hot."
Kimza was in a gun fight. She was against eight yakuza members who were all carrying pistols, shotguns and machine guns. Kimza only had her two Cobalt pistols in her hands and a frown on her a face.
" Any last words before we blow your brains out, girl," one of the girls said snidely while pointing his pistol at Kimza.
" Watch…your…appendages. "
Kimza was quick with her trigger finger and fired a bullet in all eight yakuza members' arms. All eight members groveled on the ground as they both tried prying the bullets from their arms.
" What the fuck?" one of the members groaned while trying to pull the bullet out. " That was way too damn fast! It's like she fired dozens of bullets at once!"
Chazona had the most amount of yakuza members attacking her; sixteen members pointing guns, swinging metal pipes and katanas, and using tazers. Chazona didn't seem to be startled by the men, her eyes leering at them, as her hair stood up; all strands towering above her head.
" I see death in each and every one of you," Chazona said as her eyes started to illuminate bright blue. " But this death can be averted if you all just drop your guns and walk away."
" Shut up, skank!" One of the yakuza members shouted. " Your ass is our grass. Your boobs are our play things. And we're so doped, you'll have to do all our satisfying—"
A giant shockwave of blue light was released from Chazona's body as it blew straight into all yakuza member and pushed them back. Each member became unconscious when hit, but Chazona just shaked her head as she was disappointed.
" What can I say; I tried to warn you. But y'all are going to die unleash someone treats you immediately. And that someone happens to be me." Chazona opened her mouth and breathed blue smoke from her mouth. The smoke revivified all yakuza members as they all started to groan. " There. I have renewed your lives. Try to think about how stupid you are now."
" Look at me!" A yakuza member laughed as he jumped around Daisuke while thrusting his tazer at him. " I'm going to tazzzzzz you and use you as a shield, bitch! Just try to stop me now."
" Hey, there's a black spot on your forehead," Daisuke lied as he roused the yakuza member.
" Oh really?" The yakuza member raised his hand—the one with the tazer in it—and he shocked himself with the low voltage." Blahahahalhaleahahaha-aaaaaaahhhhh!" The yakuza member collapsed from the electric shock as his skin was burned.
" I should've known. Cheap goons like you are easy to manipulate."
" Daisuke!' Ian shouted merrily as he flamboyantly ran up to Daisuke as if to hug him. " You've really come to save me, Daisuke! I'm so happy to see y—"
SLAP!
Daisuke slapped Ian. Daisuke slapped Ian's left cheek, where Ian sheepishly rubbed the part of his cheek that had been hit. " Why did you hit me, Daisuke?"
" 'cause I felt like it," Daisuke replied nonchantly. " Just what the hell did you think you were doing? First you fall off the plane and now you're entering the bad guys' lair without us. Just what did you think you were doing?"
" Sankarea!" Foxy shouted.
"Aku!" Sankarea shouted.
" It's Foxy!"
" Foxy?" Sankarea smirked as she tapped her mouth. " What, your that much of a skank you want to have a name like one?"
" Shut up!"
Ian was confused. He rubbed his head as he saw Foxy and Sankarea standing next to each other and glaring into each other's eyes. " Y-you two are sisters?"
" Of course we are!" Both Foxy and Sankarea shouted together.
" Honestly, Foxy, your boyfriend can be such a dunce."
" He's not my boyfriend. He's my human vibrator."
" Really? Than can I please have him? He'll make the perfect boy toy."
" Man-eater!"
" Dyke!"
" Man-eater!"
" Dyke!"
"Girls, please calm your hormones," Chazona said in a calm tone. " Sankarea was it? Sankarea, I can see the future, and I know we'll need your help. You know your way around Sankarea, so I'm guessing you too could help us."
" Help you? Why would I want to help my airhead half-sister?"
" Man-eater!"
" Dyke!"
" Man-eater!"
" Dyke!"
" Alright, ladies, stop!" Ian shouted as he ran in between Sankarea and Foxy. Sankarea's pupils dilated as she was infatuated by Ian, but Foxy just pouted and looked the other way. " I have the utmost respect for you, Foxy, but we really do need your sisters help. "
" Hmph. Fine. But after that we leave without her or anyone else saying another word?"
" Fine," Sankarea retorted. " I'll help you. But I'm only going to help you because my *cutey* Ian needs my help." Sankarea took the lead. As she started walking, she then turned her body around so she could glare into Foxy's eyes. " Well, hurry up. I'm nostalgic to be around you, Aku, so if you are a slowpoke, I'm just going to leave you behind."
Sankarea walked far ahead from the group as Aku pouted and followed her close behind. They were soon followed by Daisuke, Kimza, Chazona and Kaeda. Ian however took his time analysing the area, sighed, then followed the group behind.
" I have a bad feeling about this. It almost feels like…I can see the shadow of death on one of us."
Days until Ian finds his true love: 80.3 ( It's almost nightfall)
End of Volume 3, Chapter 2