This story takes place immediately after the events of Chaper 7: "I'm Sorry."

Here we go…


He wasted no time. "CRAZY DIAMOND!"

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!"

Crazy Diamond was pummeling the club president relentlessly. Josuke stood close behind his Stand and watched her with rage. After a few moments of the punch barrage, Crazy Diamond brought its fist back for one final punch and launched it at Monika.

The amount of power from the final punch sent her flying, bursting down the other door, and into the hallway. Several other students there jumped in surprise at the bruised and bleeding girl struggling to stand up before the furious boy before her. By the boy's menacing aura, many of the student assumed that she had just insulted his hair.

As she managed to stand, using the wall to hold herself up, Monika took off down the hall. She grabbed the attendance sheets of the clubs being showcased in the classrooms nearby.

Josuke gritted his teeth.

"Stop her!" he yelled as he began to push his way through the crowd of people.

As more and more people began to notice the wretched, bleeding state of Monika, the more attendance sheets she took. Many people looked after her, confused and scared, before being pushed aside by the unbreakable Stand user.

After what seemed like a year, she had finally stumbled into the music room. Fortunately for her, it was empty. Monika limped over to the piano near the back of the room and began to lay out the attendance sheets of the clubs she had just passed.

No one should remember… Everyone should just forget… Wait!

Monika paused, a light smirk slowly creeping across her face.

I'll just make him forget Sayori… Forget everyone… Yeah! I'll make everyone forget!

She giggled madly as she took out a folded up piece of paper. When she finished unfolding it, she set it in the middle of all the other pieces of paper on the music stand. It was the Literature Club member sheet, with the signatures of Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri… and Josuke.


Meanwhile, Josuke was franticly looking around in the hallway. He had lost track of her in the sea of people, despite her large white bow being very noticeable.

"Where's Monika?! Where'd she go?!" he yelled as eventually stood outside of the music room.

"Josuke…?" a scared voice behind him asked.

He whirled on his heels to face the person behind him, his face still twisted with anger. Yuri jumped in surprise at the menacing figure before her. Finally realizing who it was standing before him, his face fell from anger into concern.

"Y-YURI?! I-I uh…" Josuke stuttered as his eyes went wide. "S-Sorry! I d-didn't mean to scare you…!"

"What's wrong?" the purple haired girl asked. "Did someone make fun of your hair?"

After his first year of high school, almost no one didn't know about Josuke's anger issue whenever anyone says something bad about his hair.

"N-No… It's just…" he paused and closed his eyes. "… Sayori's dead…"

Yuri blinked. Then she shoved Josuke with a surprising amount of force.

"Don't joke about that kind of stuff! It's not funny!" she said sternly.

"No, Yuri, I-"

"Save it. Let's just go set up the room for the presenta-"

"YURI! I found Sayori hanging in her room this morning!" he screamed at her in a hushed tone with the now crowded hallways while he held her shoulders.

A tear rolled down his face as he was once again reminded of what he felt after he failed to save her. Yuri went wide eyed as her mouth hung open. Josuke closed his eyes and looked away from her, his shoulders bobbing slightly.

"You're… You're not lying…" she whispered. "You're… serious…"

Yuri looked down at the ground, her face frozen in fear. She wasn't sure if he was lying or not. To hear that one of her friends had hung themselves felt too unrealistic and too soon. Especially Sayori. She was by far the happiest in the club, right? There's no way she would actually… take her own life… would she?

A loud bang was heard from the music room that made Josuke and Yuri look up at the door. Josuke's face darkened once again as he charged through the door. He swung open the door with so much force that the handle almost made a mark in the wall. Monika was by the piano. Her clothes were drenched and her hair was matted in some areas by her own blood. Her physical status at this point could be compared a patient in a Pakistani hospital, who was coming up for his eleven year anniversary of checking in with no progress made.

She had raised the lever inside the piano so its strings were visible. She plopped herself down on the chair and turned to face the door. Monika squeaked when she saw his furious expression, not to mention his Stand being summoned unconsciously behind him.

"Found you…" he growled, breathing heavily.

Yuri slowly walked into the room and gasped when she saw the state of Monika.

"Ah! M-Monika! What happened?!" she asked.

"Don't give her any sympathy, Yuri!" Josuke said. "She's the one who told Sayori to kill herself. It's her fault that she's dead."

Yuri went wide eyed and looked back and forth between them. Based on Monika's reaction to seeing Josuke, she assumed that he was the one that did that to her. She had decided to believe Josuke. When she did, her eye twitched and her face slowly twisted into anger as she looked at the club president.

"Is it true…? Did you do it…?" Yuri asked hesitantly, slipping her hand into her pocket.

Monika was silent for a moment before she began to giggle softly.

"Oh dear… It doesn't look like I'm getting out of this one easily…" she sighed.

If he weren't so blinded by rage, Josuke would have acted really surprised when the girl beside him pulled out a knife. Thankfully, it didn't appear like anyone in the hallway was taking notice of them.

Upon seeing Yuri take out the knife, Monika quickly summoned her Stand. The ghostly white figure, littered with music notes and piano keys, rose out of her and faced the piano. Seeing the figure, Josuke bolted towards the piano, Crazy Diamond following next to him.

"LANA DEL REY!" Monika screamed as she slammed her fists on the piano keys, looking at the pieces of paper before her.

"DORARARA!"

Josuke's Stand quickly smashed the piano with one hand and then used the other to hit Monika. The punches from Crazy Diamond totaled the piano and sent her to the ground. Yuri blinked at the scene before her: a piano being smashed and Monika falling down without anyone touching them.

A moment later, Josuke's expression lessened. He then began to look around, confused, while Yuri did the same. He gasped as he looked down to see Monika on the floor covered in blood.

"M-Monika!" he yelled as he made his way to be next to her. "Crazy Diamond!"

His Stand appeared once more and immediately began to heal her. Monika's face and body began to reshape and reform back into its original state. The blood from her uniform began to disappear about the same time Yuri franticly put away her knife, wondering why she took it out.

"Monika, are you feeling better?" Josuke asked quietly.

She slowly sat up and smiled sweetly.

"I am now…" she muttered and pointed at the rubble that was once the piano. "Do you think you could?"

He looked at where she was pointing and immediately began to repair the piano. Within seconds, the piano was back to normal, Yuri blinking in surprise at what she just saw.

Monika then snatched up all the papers she was reading and set them back on the piano. She then sat down and began to play.

"Forget everything," she stated. "Forget Sayori. Forget me being beat up."

Monika then set down the attendance sheets on the floor. All that was on the piano's music stand was the Literature Club member sheet.

"Forget the Literature Club. Just go home. Come back tomorrow."

Josuke and Yuri blinked and began to leave the music room without hesitation.

"Bye, Josuke~…" Monika said dreamily.

Just before he left the room, Crazy Diamond appeared and picked up a drumstick.

"DORA!"

It then threw it at Monika, who ducked and managed to dodge it at the last second. The Stand then went back into its user.

Monika slowly peaked out from behind the piano to see that she was alone in the music room. She sighed and began to fold up the paper on the piano again and put it back in her pocket.

"Crazy Diamond acted on its own just then…" she thought to herself.

A moment later, Monika began to lie limp on the piano, her eyes half open.

"Oh, how I love him…" she moaned in ecstasy, reminding herself of Josuke's tall, muscular build.

She then stood up and cleared her throat.

"Anyway…"

Monika picked up the attendance sheets and began to walk out the door.

"It's time to get more signatures."

-To Be Continued


Not really though.

I made this little story to fill in the gap between "I'm Sorry" and "Déjà vu" since I intentionally left a gap in the plot there. I decided to do this here since we now know the Stand and it keeps the mystery of what the Stand is going during the story.

But this was primarily for fun and to include the much requested Steely Dan Treatment TM.

Crazy Noisy Bizarre Club is now complete... sort of.

Edit: I am actually going back an revising parts of this story as well as this extra chapter. I'm also working on other stories, including a Jotaro vs. Santana fight that I eluded to in the last chapter, as well as drawing a cover for this story. The cover will just be of Monika and her Stand, Lana Del Rey, so you will be able to better understand what I'm talking about when describing its appearance.

Thanks again for reading! :)