Kana left Rina, Yui and Ichiro alone to get some deserts. He ran with a white cake in a box. Kana felt happy. He didn't care if he looked gay to people-he skipped through the streets while laughing to himself.
" I can't believe these were fifty percent off. I can't wait to get back and share these with everyone-huh?"
Kana stopped. His heart beat fast. He saw Rina and Yui all alone, sitting on a bench, kissing. Rina was kissing Yui's right cheek. Kana got excited from that site, but he was surprised when Rina reached her fingers in her mouth and pulled out a grain of rice.
" You can really be clueless sometimes, Yui," Rina said flicking the grain of rice.
" Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just I don't like touching food that tastes better than mine. And, you were the one who used your lips. If people saw us like that they'd think we're lesbians."
" Yeah."
" Eh-hmm!" Kana coughed. Rina and Yui both turned to Kana. " Excuse me but where is the other guy?"
" You mean Ichiro?"
" Yes, him."
" He's over there."
Ichiro was leaning against the side of the table. He was trembling. Kana could hear the sound of a dog noise growling from Ichiro's teeth. When Kana tried touching his head he jumped at him, barking.
Around Ichiro's neck was a leather collar. And connecting that collar was a chain. Ichiro acted like a ravenous dog to Kana, barking at him with much fury as Kana was barely able to not get bitten by Ichiro's razor sharp teeth.
" Ah! What's wrong with him?"
" He's a complete mongrel," Rina said. "A perverted dog. He said his sex drive is so high that if he doesn't ' let it out' in twelve hours he's going to go 'crazy'. We tied him up just for fun."
" Boobs..." Ichiro growled through his mouth. " Boobs..."
" He really is a hopeless pervert," said Yui.
" Okay. I got white cake for everyone."
" BOOBS!"
Ichiro jumped at Kana. Kana fell back as Ichiro caught the box with his teeth. He jumped off the bench and ripped through the box like a wild animal. Pieces of the white cake went flying everywhere.
" That cost me...one thousand yen."
" It's okay. We weren't going to eat it anyways."
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Ian was sitted down with the boss discussing a treaty with him. Unlike treaties that were written in ink, there's was written in Email. Ian and the boss both had two computer's pressed together typing away.
" So you want me to not attack your Hinata House anymore?" Sankarea's father asked typing it on his computer. " Interesting. Your living in a house that only takes in women. Are you effeminate in any ways."
" eff-what?"
" Effeminate it describes males that are more often associated iwth feminine nature, behaviour, mannerisms, style or gender roles. What do you think of g-strings? Do you like wwearing womans' underwear?"
" I'm only living there because my pathetic excuse for a father made me live there. Are you going to stop attacking it or what?"
" I guess I could leave it alone. In exchange you must hand Ichiro over to me."
" No."
" No?"
" No, fuck, I'm not just giving someone to you, man. He's a pig, he's a pervert, he's made me hated by so many people, but in a strange kind of way he's kinda like family to me."
" I see. Then how about my daughter, Aku."
" Aku?"
" Aku Himawari."
" I don't know anyone by that name."
" I know you have her. I know she's been living in your house as a futile way of staying away from me. She likes to use men for pleasure just like I like using women for pleasure."
" Are you talking about...Foxy?"
" Foxy? Yes, I remember Aku calling herself that many times before. How about you hand her over to me."
Ian closed his computer. He stood up, pressing his hands on the mafia lords' computer, and shouted in his face. " Forget it! As the landlord giving up a resident would be like giving you my soul. Do you think I'd ever give you my soul?"
" Heh. I like you, kid. Your like the son I've never had. I've been trying to have a boy to carry on my business, but I have more female chromosomes than male chromosomes. The chances of me having a boy is almost impossible. You can see my fidelity, can't you?"
" Fidelity?"
" If I can't have a boy with one woman than I'll try another one. The hymen, ovulation, reproductive system, and hormones of all women are different. One of them shall be able to bear me a son, so why should I commit myself to one woman?"
" I think your wrong."
" Oh, and how am I wrong?"
" You should just be lucky you even have friends. There's a friend of mine who dreams of having a child, but his testosterone can't keep him hard unless he's doing it with an older woman. He'll never have kids, but he's happy being with his new girlfriend despite their age gap."
" What is it your trying to say?"
" I'm saying life may not go the way you plan but that's never a reason to blame others. Now my father, a wimpy archaeologist who's never had any time for me, he may not be perfect but he's more of a father to me than you ever were to Foxy."
" Are you trying to tell me your in love with my daughter?"
" I'm saying Foxy and I both have daddy issues. And even if she treats me like some kind of toy, she's a dear friend of mine. I'm never going to let you have her!"
" I see." Foxy and Sankarea's father threw his laptop off the table and stood up. He pulled off his mafia jacket as he slowly started unbuckling his shirt. " If we won't settle this with a treaty than we'll have to be men and settle this with our fists."
The father took off his shirt. Even though he was old he had a well ripe muscular body. When the father flexed his biceps his muscles crushed together.
" How do you like them. I do a hundred pushups each day, and workout with weights for two hours before going to bed."
" Your strong, but your not the only one who's been hitting the Gym." Ian squeezed his shirt with his hands and ripped it off. Ian showed off his muscular chest. His muscles may've not been as big as the father's, but they were big like iron. " It's a good thing I got my mother's gorilla strenght instead of my father's glass arms."
" Heh. I am going to enjoy this."