Ian chased Ichigo up the stairs again. Ian still had his hands out trying to strangle Ichigo. Ichigo threw small coins at Ian trying to distract him, but Ian smacked the coins away. Ichigo slipped through a door on the right. Ian followed him through the door. They both gawked.

They were in Rina's room. Her room was filled with anime characters of every badass character—Roronoa Zoro, Rebecca, Lelouch, Hei, Light—One Piece, Black Lagoon, Code Geass, Darker than Black, and Death Note. Rina had a base guitar on the cushions of her bed. And right now Rina was changing. Ian and Ichigo both gawked when they saw Rina's pink cotton panties. Rina blinked her eyes when she saw Ian and Ichigo in the doorway, and then she growled at them.

" You…You…"

" Wait, Rina, it's not what it looks like!" Ian pleaded.

" You know, even though you have small breasts you've got a nice ass," Ichigo said. " Ian would just love to rub that ass. When he was a kid he had an ass fetish."

" HE'S LYING! Rina, don't listen to him—"

" PERVERTS!"

Ian and Ichigo hugged each other tightly and screamed. Their mouths were open so wide they looked like two frightened kids. Both Ian and Ichigo ran away as Rina started throwing shuriken's at them. Then she ran out of her room chasing them down the hallway.

Ian the hunter had become the hunted. He and Ichigo were running for their lives against the speed of Rina. Ian and Icihgo turned a corner and sneaked into a room. On the outside Rina ran past that door not knowing they hide in there. Ian and Ichigo both leaned against the door panting in and out.

" That was-ack-pretty intense-ack-Ian," Ichigo said panting deeply.

" Yeah it-ack-was pretty-ack-intense even for-ack-Rina."

" Kinda reminds me of that time when we tried seeing a naked girl for the first time. I managed to see one, you didn't, and you dislocated your fibula trying to get away."

" Well who's brilliant idea was it to go to the indoor pool, peek through the window, and make me be on the bottom while you were on the top. You said we would take turns but you stared at them for one hour. A goddamn hour. Honestly, I don't know why you talk me into these things."

" It's because you love me. I'm like the brother you never had."

" You flirted with my mother. Then you made cracks about how her skin was smooth , her husband my father is never there for her, and if you had your way you'd spend all night with her."

" Yeah, so?"

" How would you like it if I said that about your mom."

" Go ahead. My mom's a ho."

Ian and Ichigo heard the sound of sword slashing. They both looked up. They were sitting in Kaeda's room. Kaeda was slashing her sword around while she was blindfold. Kaeda span around and slashed her sword in Ian and Ichigo's direction.

" Take this, mother!"

A large gust of wind blew out of Kaeda's sword. The wind pushed into Ian and Ichigo. They were both pushed through the door. Kaeda stopped her swordplay when she heard them scream. She pulled her blindfold off. Her eyes blinked when she saw the huge hole in the wall

" Oh dear, did I hit someone?"

Ian and Ichigo felt like turtles with their backs against the floor and having trouble getting back to their feet. Speaking of turtles Tama flew over Ian and landed on his head. Tama rubbed the back of her head with her left fin. Ian laughed.

" At least someone's happy to see me. I hope you weren't too worried about me, Tama—"

Ian saw it. Something dark and mysterious. It was a shadow. A shadow of a woman whom Ian did not know. Ian just got back to his feet. When he saw the shadow moving closer to him he nearly shit his pants. The last thing Ian saw were two red eyes and dozens of sharp teeth smiling at him.

" There you are?"

Ian was kicked in the face by the shadow. It had lots of power. Ian fell on the ground. He could feel something soft rubbing against his pants. When he looked up he saw who was sitting on him.

" There you are, Ian. Did you miss Su? Su missed you."

Possessing an Indian appearance, Kaolla is often barefoot and dressed in nothing else except her school uniform. At least when she was thirteen and sixteen. Now she wore a white shirt and long brown pants. She is extremely hyperactive, usually hugging (or, in Keitaro and Ian's case, kicking) someone, trying to eat something, especially bananas and/or Tama, or inventing some potentially dangerous new device. Even near her forties Kaollu still looked as young as Ian.

" A-Aunt Su?"

" Ian's been naughty. Ian never calls Su. Does Ian not care about Su. Su gets very lonely."

" Wait! It's not what you think!"

" Are you trying to seduce me, Ian? I don't care as long as it's you. "

" Ewaaahhhhh!"

Ian raised his head back. Standing in the doorway was Kimza with her usually sour-puss expression on her face. Kaolla took one look at her daughter and smiled.

" Kimza, how happy I am to see you. Don't worry, Kimza. Ian's grounded. Under my butt."

Kimza didn't say a word to her mother. She turned around and walked away. Not even a " Hello". Ian couldn't believe what he was seeing.

" What a mean girl. Who does that to her mother? Does she know how lucky she is to have a mother like Su?"

" Ian!" Ian looked up. It was too his horror he saw his mother standing in the hallway. Ian could see a dark aura surrounded Naru. Just like when he saw her getting angry with his dad, she was going to kick-his-ass. " What are you doing to your poor aunt Su?"

" Mommy, it's not what you think!"

" Don't worry, Naru. Ian already told me he'll take responsibility when he impregnates me?"

" NO!"